Closet pedo AMA

Whatever you say user.

No (you)

does that mean u like to fuck only the closets under 18?

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I like girls over 18 as well.

Why do you have to be the shit tier variant of pedo?
You're like a bisexual person talking about how hard it is to be bi.

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but u r a closet pedo, not human pedo

I am hiding my pedophilia cause i do not want to be hated by society and people like me can not get help instead we are treated like monsters and people tell us to kill ourselves and that is not fair we need to be treated better.

so u r closeted, not closet

Pretty much.

Being a pedophile isnt something worth hiding, little girls are hot. Just be lucky you dont like shit thats actually weird like country music

LOL Very true user.

Why not both?

That is so cute.

Yes

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It is the truth.

OP is either autistic, 15 years old or FBI.

I am none of those get the fuck out.

t. autistic 15 year old FBI agent

I am in my 20s.

how do you plan to deal with your illness?

you know that shit aint going away right?

what do you like anyways? like teens or children?

It is not an illness its an orientation.

DUH

Not the same thing user that is Hebephilia and Ephebophilia.

Pedophiles what does this code mean and why are normies saying something similar?

Sounds hot.

Pass me a ceiling.

LOL.

why you chose pedophilia of all the possible fetishes?

Not a choice user.

so you hurt kids because cannot control your actions? why not seek help?

Not all pedophiles are molesters and not all molesters are pedos user.

what do you mean?

I used to watch hebe stuff to get off at someone my age. It stops over time.
Guess you're just a mentally ill cunt who faps at disguisting unusable undeveloped baginas.
Kill yourself.

Not all pedophiles hurt kids and not all child molesters are pedophiles.

Huurr durr i am 12 and edgy i do not know what to say i can not hold an argument so ill. tell them to kill themselves yeah i am so awesome LOL LULLL XDXD epic meme.

i never get dubs in these threads.

how can i get dubs?

nice reddit meme to you too, faggot
It's not edgy at all for a mentally stable person to tell a pedo to kill themselves.

that does not make any sense. why would non-pedophile rape kids? you need erection for that

I can not help you with that.

stupid pedofaggot.

cant even help with dubs.

i hope you die you fucking deviant.

Yes it is because you are not applying any reasonable argument ether apply a reasonable argument and do your research or GTFO moralfag.

How often do you get pizza?

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Nice try FBI.

have you fucked a loli yet ? if so is it tight ?

Retards like you faggots are the reason people like me have to hide and pretend to be normies.

No but i desire to it is such an injustice that i can not have a relationship with a beautiful loli

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That bitch is a stupid feminist.

the one thing i hate more than pedos. feminists.

fuck.

every woman who does not support your view is feminist?

Have a seat

Yeah i am just gonna leave this here reminder pic related (Kids marring adults and having kids) use to be normal a long time ago.

i never said that. how did you come to that conclusion when they only statement i made was that i hate feminists more than pedos?

please explain you mental nigger.

No thank you i am good LOL.

user you replied to said

Did you even watch the video i posted?.

skimmed

did you watch that one before claiming her feminist?

pphhh slut is just trying to make herself look good also comes off as an SJW who needs her safe space.

ITT moralfags upset at the word pedophile and are now attacking OP for no reason.

STOP BEING PEDOPHILES
STOP BEING PEDOPHILES
STOP BEING PEDOPHILES

instead of trying to make arguments you only attack persona. have fun, i learned everything i needed.

Seen it before.

Not him but I molested 2 of my nieces when they were younger

A 4yo and a 6yo (at different points in time)

I couldn't even get my index finger inside their vaginas without them freaking the fuck out like I was murdering them

So yeah……kids are pretty fucking tight

Should have taught them about sex at a very early age than they would have known what they were getting into and they could have consented.

NO.

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I was in my late teens at the time and didn't see them often. Maybe once or twice a month. Early 20s with the other girl

So it was more of a "now or never" type situation. They had grown to love me fully so it wasn't too hard getting them to keep secrets with me. Plus, they were very emotional girls who even cried when you spoke too loudly to them so I just told them that if they ever told anybody about our "secrets" that I would go to a bad place where bad men would beat me up

NO!
*crying* I'll NEVER tell Uncle [name]! I love you *sobs*

Sounds kinda sweet actually.

Her mother taught her to NEVER kiss gross boys (single mother)

So our first secret was that it was okay to kiss a boy but ONLY if you love him. So I was the "ONLY" boy she could kiss which worked out perfect for me

(I'm not kidding. Her elementary school had a problem with kids kissing each other. Like half the kids in kinder had colds since everybody was giving it to everybody else)

Sounds like you both secretly had a thing going on.

You mean with my sister? NO! That's fucking gross m8

My nieces were my life. I had a very strong bond with both of them. I just had stronger sexual urges which won out in the end

Makes sense.

No but i really want to.

What's your home address?

YEAH NO nice try FBI.

I'm not fbi… Though i wish i was. Sadly i don't qualify :(

LOL.

Get the fuck out.

why are you such a normalfag.

like thats anything new and/or special.
you're fucking stupid.

Already explained why earlier

Didn't say it was.

Get out faggot.

Would you rat out another pedo to get access to his little girl?

No i would try to get to be with her when me and her are alone together.

What's the hottest experiences you've had with a kid?
For me they've all been with my 6/7yo niece. She likes to hump me on my crotch, it feels good for her and she thinks its funny when I start getting nervous about it. She's done it enough on me to make me cum in my pants.
She also "sneaks" into the bathroom when i'm in there to get a good look. I always make sure i'm jacking off when I know she's going to sneak in (its usually pretty obvious).
I've also rubbed her pussy while she was sleeping, the smell on my finger was heavenly.
Finally she's grabbed my dick through my pants a few times when I was hard, and asked "What's that big thing?" I nearly came instantly the first time she did that.

What you going to do if you get caught with a kid?

Not OP, but I have an exit strategy. And a complete plan for my life, where I will live, and how to stay anonymous. I know I can get out of my country before the cops start investigating.

That sounds so hot user for me its when my nieces sit on my lap and my dick gets hard and they kiss me.

Probably an hero cause i could not deal with he pain.

Have you ever tried jacking off with your pants on or under the covers when they are around?
I can jack off while I let my niece play on the 3DS right next to me in bed. She doesn't even realize what I'm doing. If she asks any questions I just tell her I'm scratching an itch. Kids just don't really notice that type of thing. Nothings better than jacking off while your laying next to an adorable little girl and looking into her eyes while you cum.

i miss 2006 so much.

Yeah i have done that before.

lol

Same

Fucking ningen lolicon!!!!!!

but really, fuck pedophiles

that's what i keep telling little girls

LOL.

you didn't have to make me piss myself

also
happened recently :(

was that the image you posted? Loli is allowed on 4/b/ though. Posting it on any other board breaks global rule 3 there however.

leave my Holla Forums

go to your containment board >>>/waifuist/

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No, they have kids you can admire, just see for yourself.

and leave Holla Forums

how about u stop being gay yeah?

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with a cancer emoji in the thumbnail, she's just as dumb as a feminist and judging by how intertwined normie leftism is with "le ebic facebook emoji xD" culture she's probably not too far off in ideology.

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No shit user.

not a good indicator of intelligence or self-awareness
Everyone gives such poor, or dishonest arguments when it comes to pedophilia.

If I could have consensual sex with a happy, willing asian loli (9 - 15) with no strings attached, I would. I would never rape one, though. Rape is immoral, counterproductive, and causes pain.
Just because I am attracted to a woman, doesn't mean I'd rape her.

Seriously her serial killer example is just stupid. Civilian murder of an unarmed, non-aggressive innocent person is proven to be immoral as a fucking axiom of ethics. So the urge to do it is a scary thing. Consensual sex with an able-minded child is not NEARLY as harmful, if at all.

This user speaks the truth.

Me too.

Fucking edgy newfag feminist.

Can I borrow one of your ties while you're in the closet.

Why? I only trust my own version of it.

How long have you been gay?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
no

would you suck a cute girl's toes if they were fresh out of her shoe on a hot summer's hike?

A much needed redpill for those unenlightened, anti-pedo covert normies and pseudo-'moral'fags ITT:

1. Paedophilia is not a choice; it is a confirmed sexual orientation, involving the exact same neurological processes and parts of the brain as any other sexual orientation (See: current consensus of the world's leading psychiatrists and neurologists at the forefront of studying Paedophilia.)

2. For reasons stated above, Paedophilia is not a "fetish", nor is it an "illness"; anyone who claims that it is are no different than those who once asserted that homosexuality is an "illness" and subsequently supported the shock therapy they were once forced to undergo.

3. Studies show that not all paedophiles molest or hurt children in any way, and after years of lurking imageboards and being involved in numerous paedophile communities online, it is clear that those who wish any harm (or even just disregard the safety and happiness of children) are in the absolute minority.

4. The vast majority of people who harm children in one way or another are not paedophiles, and it is a documented fact that a very significant number of those who hurt children via sexual means, specifically, are not paedophiles.

5. For those of you who think we can "just get help", or be treated in some way, it has already been scientifically proven that no more can be done to alter/remove the sexual orientation of paedophilia, any more than what can be done to "ungay" someone; it is hard-wired.

6. Paedophilia is generally a varying mixture between genetics (A side-effect of neoteny. See: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neoteny_in_humans), and environmental triggers to those genetics - i.e. humans who show strong features of neoteny, including: large eye-to-face ratio, large cranium-to-face ratio, small neck and shoulders relative to head, etc. etc.

6. All humans have a varying capacity for paedophilia - some who go throughout life without it being triggered, and some who have a small genetic capacity but are exposed to many triggers by chance.

TL;DR: paedophilia is just an extreme side-effect of neotony, which EVERYONE possesses the capacity for to one degree or another. However, this being said, paedophilia is still very much a real orientation, no different to any other orientation in that regard - neurologically speaking (See: how increase of gay males are a result of estrogen imitators from synthetic compounds like BPA in plastics, and how increase in lesbian population is due to higher levels of testosterone in the womb due to modern-life-feminism-induced stress factors that human females did not evolve to cope with).

No.

fugg :'c

Yes.

Not gay

So cute

:3

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C-could you stroke my head? A-and call me "peanut" when you're being patronizing towards me?

Maybe LOL.

(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ*:･ﾟ*:･ﾟ✧❤❤❤♥♥

makes me happy and sad at the same tiem Q~Q

I know right.

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learning the Japanese language ruins every song you've ever liked in japanese because you realize how retarded and cliche the lyrics are. anime is ruined because you realize how cringy the dialogue and speech patterns are. then you discontinue your satisfying American life because those 6 fucking years of instruction have to be "put to use" somehow, and you move to japan only to find out it's like America, only the food tastes like shit, and everyone talks shit about you, and youu can't get a gf, and nobody hires people with tattoos.

Valle's physique is unmatched here. :^3

Bro, you have to be making that shit up.

>>>youtube.com/user/unrested
This guy is pretty much a living refutation to what you just said.

>you realize how retarded and cliche the lyrics are
This is just you taking things too literally and not understanding the cultural context of phrases etc.

If you really step back and look at English in the same detached and objective way, you will realize it is similarly cringy and retarded.

Isnt it legal to fuck a 13 14 year old in Japan??.

Laura is so cute in that outfit.

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Cute but WAY to skinny.

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Nope he speaks the truth.

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except it's not. I'm too ashamed to watch 99.9% of anime or anything related to anime while in the presence of another human being. I'm restricted to shit that's more highbrow like PingPong, Monster, Claymore, Mnemosyne. They're actually not highbrow to say the least, but they provide the least cringe, and actually sound like real fucking people having a conversation.

also real jap food is shit.
I'll take a greasy, fatty carne asada burrito to that shit anyday

hi guys!

That's a waste of cum, and just musk be sick if its that transparent.

lol why did you even learn the language? you don't seem like much the fan of tojo culture, mane.

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Whats wrong with the pedophilia?

Had a 12yo gf, fucked her many times, not fel guilty after all.

Oh actually, its not pedo at all.

DAMN!

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enjoy your ban

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heich-d ppussi mei you shawm, tana.

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is trump going to legalise it?

sure
nypost.com/2016/08/01/trump-vows-to-crack-down-on-internet-porn/

He should ban porn, fuck porn. Reinstate legal child marriage.

jealous of that cock

because you never get to enter all the male asshole it does?

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he also asian. are you upset, discount white man?

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i only want it in my mouth and up my asshole… what do you think i'm gay or something?

that's extremely gay, user. Did you know that?

It's not gay if they're Asian because Asian men aren't really men, they're boys. Boys are like little girls, little girls are straight. At least, that's the scientific take on it.

i'd be happy to slide my large brown dick between your cheeks, only if you promise to let me suck your cute smelly white toes while i do it

what in the hell does this mean

the stresses of modern life for females in western civilization, caused by feminism's push to get them out of the homes (looking after children etc.) and into shitty careers, and other general modern-day degeneracy that feminists and leftist zealots push down their throats….

There are studies that show how women are less happier now with their indoctrinated illusion of freedom, than they have ever been.

This leads to elevated levels of cortisol in the bloodstream and thus greater production of testosterone as a result - meaning more-than-tolerable testosterone exposure for female unborn babies. This, causing the most basic/fundamental part of their brains responsible for sexual attraction to initially develop like that of a heterosexual male's.

that enough for you?

na not batty i just like sex with dudes but like i dont wanna kiss their mouths only their throbbing cock heads so not gey

be my sugar daddy and you can do watever you like

the more you know. so pedos are natural but gays are not? i always had a feeling the liberals had everything backwards, and now science proves it

One time i was hanging around some public toilets and this little girl went in while her mom was outside talking on the phone, i snuck in at caught the cubicle door just as she was about to close it and forced to her to take a pee while i watched her.

Then when she was finished I took her panties and pissed all over them then put them back on her and snuck out and went across the street. I watched the girl walk out with piss stained paintes and her mom scolded her

Liberals are fuckling retarded, no surprise.

What are your thoughts on people that say they are "agefluid"?

Ageclover.

My response is how can you be??.

Damn dude you are a badass.

Nothing.

stigma

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So the law is what's wrong with pedophilia? We should get rid of the law, then.

Pedophila needs to be legal.

It's legal dumbass.

Not to practice. Legalize that.

See -

I wish.

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It's legal to practice in your head.

BOoooooo it should be legal if its consensual

Make a citizens initiative. :3

I support this, will sign the petition

If the child is willing, legalize Netflix and chilling.

This

why the fuck do you have tattoos? are you an ex-con?

LOL

So do you have one of those spacious walk-ins or is it like a janitor's closet?

See -

bump

had a good guffaw

LOL

y-you don't have to sarcastic and embarrass me in front of everyone

You need approval of daddy? If you can't fuck a little girl as a grown up, then dont.

Post more of this pink hair slut

STOP BEING PEDOPHILES. NOW!

think we can't sense you there? old jilberto?

Who is that?

No thanks

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what the fuck?

Are you actually this retarded or are you merely pretending?

Only long-term English speakers will get this. (It's a reference to "beating a dead horse", which means to continue debating something that has long since been settled.

Sorry but the pedophilia debates have not been settled and won't be for years.

it is settled
there's literally nothing wrong with it

True, and everything right with it.

Agreed.

Speaking the truth.

we now have living examples that prove how bad and harmful pedophilia is.

all the little girls being molested now will be man-hating feminists in the future. please stop!

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wew lad

You do not know us so fuck off and get out normie.

yes you are

this is not your safespace, pedoshit

Never said it was you stupid normie also really pedoshit LOL you can do better than that YWAN also if you are anti-pedo you need to get the fuck out as you do not belong here this is Holla Forums Holla Forums home of trolls and degenerates.

get out.

Nope, I stopped trying to be a normie. It was the right decision.

Good job user that was the right thing to do.

Can you get out of my closet please?

It was. It makes it easier to fap and relax afterwards. No hysteria about what made me cum.

I agree with that user.

It was *not* normal, it was a national scandal at the time. Tennessee's legislature immediately convened a special session to ban marriage of anyone under age 14 so the state wouldn't become a magnet for pedos.

Hollywood rushed to exploit the moral panic by shooting the movie "Child Bride", which caused its own scandal by showing a 12-year-old actress naked.

It was *not* normal, it was a national scandal at the time. Tennessee's legislature immediately convened a special session to ban marriage of anyone under age 14 so the state wouldn't become a magnet for pedos.

Hollywood rushed to exploit the moral panic by shooting the movie "Child Bride", which caused its own scandal by showing a 12-year-old actress naked.

Tinfoil hat conspiracy theory crackpot.

I came out of the closet and I've never had more friends. They already knew anyway. If we-re partying and a litte daughter like it's ok for them that I take them to my room and fuck her.

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I said that? Ok. Well said tbh. Makes me proud.

My parents gave it to me on my birthday. It made me very happy. It was easy choice.

to become a sanctuary soon. there's hope yet.

Ok I stopped. I promise. I stopped smoking also. And i eat less sugar.

You must be a mod. I don't remember saying it today. Or you cheat and say that i said it because you don't dare to sey it yourself.

I forgot to ask, hope for what?

japan legalizing child sex/porn etc.

so you're the guy above?
also, if you are, I'm a little nervous. what makes you think i'm a mod? I know there are scary people out there who like to fuck with people's heads, but what do you mean? i'd like to know what's going on right now. Holla Forums is a mess right now so i'd like to know what you mean in order to make it less stressful.

I thought Japan was tightening up their laws.

I don't know if it is me. I don't remember saying it but I shitpost on Holla Forums once in a while. Holla Forums likes to fuck with people's heads. It's a mean and wicked place. But also entertaning once in a while.

It says

Okay, how is it to be apedophile in the closet? Do you keep the closet tidy… does it give you claustrophobia… or is it big enough for a harem of lolis?

Ha Ha Ha very funny NOT.

yeah they are, but at the same time, they're the nation that most embraces loli culture and such

anyway, when things are slow like they are now, I get this really strange image in my head of what the entire board is like, I imagine it like a dream i had a while ago:
local mall i've been to since i was little, except the ceiling is higher, it's void of people, and my vision has a grey-blue tinge, and the mall sort of loops back on itself when i walk really far down one of the mall's wings.

you know that episode of spongebob where swuidward goes into the time machine, and eventually goes into that white space that has creepy echoes? that's what i hear. that was the only relevant part of the dream. the rest was just generic bullshit.

That was the answer to a question I have thought about for years?

I hope they keep their loli curlture and don't become so polictical correct. Political correctness is on the way out now anyway. It's crazy people like Trump leading the way… The rest was a bit druggy to read.

here here

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sorry that was a failed rant like south africa is a failed state.

If they did that i be really pissed off.

How long have you been attracted to underage closets?

Are you really this stupid user??.

I know, Attraction to underage closets isn't a choice; it's something that happens from birth.

Ugghhh NO dumbass what i mean by closet pedophile is see here -

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Get out

Faggot

Laura my queen

all our queen

That style of screen cap is nearly as cancerous as its content.

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