/monster/ GET

They have no skill. Just spam to win.

2016-10-13, 9:45:49 PM

psssh, you wish, keed

/sp/ has fallen.

rude !

It's not really that, they just have more players on their team. Please be more sportsmanlike towards our friend /sp/, Holla Forums.

Well, that was pretty quick hotpocketting right now.

fuck both of your boards
go back to where you came and never return

you're just jealous we stole your digits

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Not until you get trips.

Anti-/monster/ and anti-/sp/ are codewords for anti-white.

Leave

Anti-weeb is a codeword for anti-white.
Anti-spee is a codeword for anti-humanity.

wew

Those aren't trips yet. You'll have a chance soon. Don't fuck it up.

The only 'trip' you are getting is straight to hell

If I get dubs will you spoiler NSFW images?

Fairies are really nice, but all furries have to be exterminated.

unfuckingstoppable.

Remove all of them

It would be extremely blue-balling.

There are no furries here son just cute girls

For you, big guy? Sure thing!

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Furries (and pedos) are the only ones here who have trouble keeping it in their pants when told to.

Maybe if you could start getting to work on that demon summoning program, we could work together to achieve that end.

go away ctr.

/monster/ is just more anthro /furry/

Well I don't get what you're trying to infer by linking to the BO asking to spoiler NSFW when is a SFW pic just like this one user

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Sorry I'm not in on your cult/black-ghetto lingo. Use big boy words.

bad meme

yeah, you're retarded. go away correct the record.

Just like how saying mean words is equivalent to betraying your nation and lying under oath, right? Thanks for correcting the record!

its not a meme, its reality

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DID SOMEBODY SAY MEME?

Seeing how most of the shit posted in here are pretty much anime girls with just animal ears and fluffy tails, I'm not seeing any resemblance to actual an actual bipedal wolf with a neon green dick and snout that has over 80 body piercings.

This is a violation of the NAP.

>>>/monster/222451
These botnetted cucks need an entire website to tell them when to jump :^)

Damnit.

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Still doesn't ring a bell. Are you a murripurrican?

Yeah go back to shilling on Holla Forums instead of wasting your time subverting other boards.

Computers are furry
furries use them, that means you're a furry
:^)

But user, ALL the cool getball-playing kiddos use getwatcher, even spee.

user, you really need to get outside the bubble you live in.

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Why haven't you coded your own get-stealing program? We did.
archive.fo/1Kvul

If you were the ones to code it, why did you fail to defend your own get?

That's not very Holla Forumsnological.

There is no real defense against spamming faggots

Because it's free uids to push your board further down :^)

It relates to Nubian spearchucking technology.

PRAISE AMMIT

Looks trashy

/monster/ murrican logic:

this is some bad freech bait.

Lucky trips confirm is booty blasted goon

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Response:

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shouting it louder won't make monster girls furry.

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With your logic, liking pic related makes me a furry.

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yes, yes it does. You're turned on by cat anatomy, therefore you're a furry and only a few steps away from fucking actual cats.

pathetic

wew lad
You can't give up that meme, now can you?

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Silly freech. Starting this chain of non-arguments goes nowhere. The case has been made time and time again. Furries hate monstergirls for not being them and never being them. Also anime. Lods of anime.

Oh how silly you are.

Good get, thank you

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I didn't admit anything.
How's life at 11th 12th place? :^)

Only furries would care about board order.

to be fair, we had a thread just for shitposting and UIDs

Hook, line and sinker like the brainless animal you are.
>>>/monster/223043

Here's the thing

When more than one person submits a thread at the same exact time, its up to the servers task-scheduler to update the database. From there its pretty much all up to chance

In the old days /sp/ would have a good team of 10 spammers so the chances were up, today, however, /sp/ is fucking dead, even 76/sp/ is fucking dead. They still have a couple of people on every once in awhile to get some dead board but overall they're not the same as they used to be.

They really should come back over here to Holla Forums, here they have a bigger potential audience to create a team, but if they never come back I wouldn't blame them

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"Only furries would care about board order."

What did he mean by this?

Straw graspng

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I came here to see mad furries and I'm not disappointed

You're posting here instead of /monster/ aren't you?

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I agree, the people screaming that monster girls are furry sure seem upset

>>>/monster/222719
>>>/monster/192286

both would get you banned from /monster/ thb.

Nice try guy. Neither are except on that board.

/furry/ fag here, /monster/ fags are right. It's not furry if it all it has is a tail and ears. Please stop conflating us, thank you.

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It's like you never seen a board with it's own in jokes and past times before.

Guess you have a point. Just like giving niggers green skin as in doesn't make them scaly either, even though that's clearly e621 material.

Goon, redditor, either or you just show more and more you don't belong here.

I've been triggering you non-stop for an hour with nearly zero effort. You don't belong here, you belong in /cow/

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autism

Is this where we start the vicious cycle of who triggers who with it ending with you merely pretending to be retarded? Oh wait, the cycle didn't happen but you did admit to being retarded. C'mon, you can do better than that.

It's primordial, user.

Can I steal these magic words?

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Who says I'm not already three steps ahead?

Because you're not a big guy.

shamefur dispray >>>/matangopit/

Now is not the time for fur.

That comes never.

Oh you'd wish furries were that feral.

me too I wish to steal this fresh new meme

Can't say no to those digits, that would be un/sp/ortsmanlike

Use \r to reduce stdout spam. Also post sauce, curious.

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Not that poster, but here's the script I used in
#!/bin/shboard_name=${1:-furry}export stickies_to_skip=${2:-0}top_thread=$(curl -sSL "8ch.net/$board_name/threads.json" | perl -MJSON::PP -e '$/="";print decode_json()->[0]{threads}[$ENV{stickies_to_skip}]{no}') || exitcurl -sSL "8ch.net/$board_name/res/$top_thread.json" | perl -MJSON::PP -e'$/="";print decode_json()->{posts}[-1]{no}."\n"'

>"8ch.net/$board_name/threads.json"
... and I was looping through all pages like a retard. Nice.

That makes sense. I changed it.

It's in here, along with a lot of other utilities:
gitgud.io/ring/infinityctl

These are the relevant parts:
def getwatch(board, interval=1): "Watch the latest post number on a board" while True: print('...', end='', flush=True) print('\b\b\b \r{}'.format(max( p['no'] for t in infinitychan.index(board) for p in t)), end='') time.sleep(interval)def index(board, page=0): """Get a list of lists of posts visible on a board's index.""" return [t['posts'] for t in urls.get_json('{}/{}/{}.json'.format(dom, board, page))['threads']]
It takes all of the posts on 8ch.net/board/0.json and finds the highest post number.

I used this in the past:
while true; do printf "...\r"; printf "$(curl -sL "8ch.net/$board" | grep -Eo 'reply_[0-9]*' | sort -r | sed 's/.*_//;1q')\n" sleep "$interval"done

ABRACADABRA IMAGE MEME MAGIC LOOK OVER THERE!
These are the magic words that /monster/ have made themselves. Don't steal them!

Thanks for the boost, oc donuts 😹👌

See you on the next ruse cruise:
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*ITT buttblasted faggots try and fail to make /monster/ look upset

*ITT ⅓ of a board has delusions of adequacy
How does it feel to be topped by /furry/?

I don't know that feeling and I never will.

>>>/furry/

Holla Forums is a big contender.

/cuteboys/ is probably worse tbh

I was going to nominate >>>/scat/ for pic related but /furry/ has scat threads as well as elements of and so it's practically a worst of Holla Forums compilation board.

Is there a worse monster girl in existence besides Alunya? Keep in mind, her ideology is responsible for the rape of half of europe, which caused a lot of ntr and suicide in the process, thus making her worse than even Meia from MGQ. The only worse one I can think of is probably Lilith herself from kikeish folklore.

She can make you all the masturbation machine technology your heart desires, Holla Forums. What would you want her to make for you?

that's cute.

she also "makes" the user's "hardware"

wow nice arguments
fucking kill yourselves furfags

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wew

It is?

8ch.net/log.php?board=tech
Looks like a Final Solution was needed after a bunch of immigrants decided to shit up a SFW board. Probably just the usual one or two meta thread autists that always start inter-board shit for attention - I don't think all of /monster/ is that cancerous.

It's not technology, and people who are interested in it will come looking for it. This way it will stick around for two weeks or so without bothering people.

That's standard policy for GET threads.

Love you too /monster/ friends
You guys do draw your porn with free, libre and open source software right?

Source?

I do know a lot of people on /monster/ appreciate Linux. The board's makeup tends to be a mashup of varying boards of 8ch, including Holla Forums, Holla Forums, and /k/.

Basket of deplorables.

Like Holla Forums. But with women