The closest I've ever been to a female in any intimate capacity is via porn so excuse me if this sounds a bit ridiculous but I'm honestly curious
I was listening to a comedian a while ago who had a theory that red lipstick on female lips triggers men because it makes us want to kiss them because our primal instincts kick in where we want to eat pussy because wet pussy looks like it has a natural red lipstick all over it. So I'm honestly just questioning if this is true or fake or what because I've seen hundreds of porn videos and I've never seen such a thing
DOES AN AROUSED VAGINA REALLY GET ALL RED ALL OVER LIKE IT HAS RED LIPSTICK??
So why would he say that? He seems like a typical Chad type so if anybody would know it would be him
Kevin Powell
Uhhh, not really. It does get a little more pink when they're aroused but it's not the redness there that gives you a boner, friend.
Austin Morris
Red lipstick is a way to simulate the increased blood flow on the lips during sexual arousal, and that's the closest thing you'll get to instincts. No, vaginas do not get red.
Juan Barnes
I mean seriously, you people need to get your facts from better sources. Ironically, POL are always the ones providing sources for the shit they believe.
Most of what you hear here and in other circles is just straight up bullshit. The original promise of the internet is that a moron like you could use the information here to become super-competent. In reality, though, most of what we spend our time looking at here are amusing anecdotes that are mostly fucking useless.
I'm serious, imageboards are not good for useful information.
Anthony Fisher
Kek. No
Comedians exaggerate things in order to enhance their jokes
Lincoln Wright
your retarded
Julian Kelly
If you get your information from comedians, don't be surprised if that information is a joke
Alexander Jenkins
Word of advice, OP: if you ever see a pussy that looks like this, gtfo
Zachary Roberts
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Charles Wood
No
Sebastian Clark
This comedian muat be a virgin.
Landon Lee
Watch Anatomy of Hell
Liam Anderson
If they are really turned on, then yes, they do get red. The reason why they arent red in porn is because its their 9 to 5.
Luis Williams
Chads don't eat pussy
James Jackson
Sometimes lobsters give me boners and they're red when they're cooked but I don't think that has to do with instincts.
Samuel Lopez
What's the deal with comedians? Am I right people?
Colton Sullivan
No, red lipstick was invented by Egyptian whores to excite men before oral sex, you stupid fuck.
Nolan Russell
Feeling is mutual, fucker.
Landon Campbell
Nobody cares about your feels, subhuman.
Sebastian Thompson
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Ryder Lewis
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Colton Peterson
I think if any part of the pussy is bright red, that indicates some kind of infection
healthy mucuous membranes, such as the ones in the pussy or the mouth, should be pink
Thomas Young
No it is not
Adam Ortiz
This doesn't exist and there's no evolutionary function that would encourage us to eat pussy
Jaxon Cook
Makeup including lipstick is designed to make women appear 13, which goes to show makeup AND AoC is just 30 year old women going full sexual gibsmedat.
Angel Howard
checkmate atheists
Jacob Butler
comedian =/= chad comedian = depressed jew/celt/minnesotan
I'll just say this: 26 years ago I almost married wisened up 2 days before, thankfully! an exotic dancer a stripper. I used to shave her pussy and fuck her right before she went to work, so her pussy got all puffy and my cum leaked down her legs. She said it got her way better tips, because guys figured she was easy unfortunately, she was. and that they might have a chance with her. Unfortunately, they did. Nonetheless, the reason I bring all this up was there was another thing she swore by to increase tips, and I have not only seen it work but have known dozens of other strippers who use this technique to draw more attention to their pussies… as though most men are not already far too enslaved to pussy, especially if they're in the titty bar! She, and others, would often apply some bright red lipstick to the outer lips of their labia to draw attention to their twat. Not enough to be obvious, but enough to fuck with men subconsciously which is exactly what women are trained from birth to do tl;dr Some women color their lips; not just the ones on their face.
Ryan Powell
you seem upset
Adam Butler
Breaking news. This just in. Comedians embellish. More at 11.
Jace Ramirez
Was said comedian Tim Minchin?
Sebastian Price
Well, I'm not. Just being informative. I still like pussy, but I don't put it on a pedestal, and I don't trust it if there's too much fakeness applied to the facade surrounding it. Most men spend a lot of energy trying to get pussy, without realizing how much more there is to a woman; especially one worthy of their attentions, one who is more than just another cunt. That 'more' could be a 'good' thing or a 'bad' thing. I guess it depends upon your perspective.
Adrian Ross
womens lips do have some resemblance to the colour of their vag a lot of the time.
red lips on a woman generally indicates health and fertility… which is why it is seen as attractive and what lipstick emulates.
Ian Morgan
Came to post this. Is accurate. Sexual arousal causes a flushed look in most women.
In addition to creating the illusion of beauty, makeup also mimics and exaggerates some involuntary signs of sexual arousal.
Dylan Reyes
thanks a lot. now that I know this I'll never be able to look at a woman's face without thinking about her pussy lips
James Murphy
Mens lips are the same colour as their dick's head too
Robert Martinez
pls no. I probably can't even go outside anymore without constantly cracking up now
Nathan Bailey
But their lips look like blobfish.
Ian Ross
the hell do I know im a virgen lol. cant even tell in 2d either since its all pixels
Ethan Reed
get a prostitute
Ayden Evans
I'll pass
Lucas Scott
yup when REALLY aroused a pussy gets not only red, but inflated like baboon asses
Ethan Butler
They don't go red, the area around there goes "red" because of increased bloodflow. It's like blushing, or getting a boner.
Angel Morgan
As I've never even seen a vagina I'll take your word on that
BUT I cannot sit idly by while you spout lies you piece of shit!! NEVER EVER
Have I gotten a boner and my dick turns red or the area around my dick goes red or my balls turn red or anything of the sort
And I'm a pale white guy!!!
wtf bullshit are you spouting you bitch
Alexander Cox
No, and that comedian must have been a virgin or a cuck. Who the fuck wants to eat pussy? That's fucking disgusting.
