Cowboy Bebop a shit

Cowboy Bebop is fucking retarded and has one of the most boring story line I've seen in an anime in a long time. Even though it has action in it, it's still somehow puts you to sleep.

It is comfy.

Whoa, came here to post the exact same thing.

Think of me when you get under your blanket tonight, user.

I was honestly thinking the same thing and dropped it. I don't get the appeal. But then again I unironically enjoyed Highs cool DxD and To Love Ru (all seasons) so I might not have a very valid opinion kek

I wanna titty rape Faye.

op is a faggot yet again

the only thing I remember from Cowboy Bebop is how I found a doujin of Ed eating Faye's pussy in the middle of the night then she goes to reciprocate then realizes Ed is a girl so she takes out a strap-on and fucks Ed silly

Then, as both girls lie in a sexual coma, Ein comes up and starts licking Faye's asshole which gets her all horny again and she finger-fucks herself while getting licked by the dog then Ein fucks Ed while Ed is still in a sexual coma

woah

Yeah. What I said the first time I read it

The 90s/00s were some crazy shit for rule34. I remember having to browse forever to find a complete set since all the sites had the usual 2-3 preview pages and nothing else

Then you would find the whole set and save it somewhere just in case and beat off for like a whole month

I printed this bad boy out on an ancient cannon printer, stapled it, put it in my pokemon card book that looked like a giant pokedex and finally stashed it in my drop ceiling
I wasn't into the incest part
it was just the best quality thing I had found

I used to worry that my dad or stepmom would wonder why the printer ink was drained and search my room for it or that it would somehow print out again by mistake the next time someone used the printer

lol I used to do the same
I was a huge nerd in middle school so I'd always do lots of research papers or write articles for school clubs

So I had this HUGE binder of nothing but homework that my parents never looked at


Until one day I was hanging out more in my room and locking myself in there for hours at a time. I was 12/13. What did they expect I was doing? I was jerking off to cartoon erotica all day after school to let off some steam and stress from all the classwork I was doing


So one day I wake up and go to school like every other day. Little did I know that both my parents took the day off work to stay home while I went to school. They searched every inch of my house and turned it upside down

They thought I was doing drugs. Or got in with "the wrong crowd." Or was talking to a little girlfriend behind their back (haha! as if. i'm still a 29yo kv I am girl repellent)

So I get home after school and all my cartoon porn is on the floor. My mom is sitting next to a shredder and shredding all my porn. It was such a horrible feeling. Not that they were printing the shit out. But that look my mom and dad gave me. The look of:
My son is a fucking loser

That "look" got me hard. I started crying. My dad said he was disappointed in me and left the room. My mom shredded everything and yelled at me that she had better not find "these kinds of things" ever again or we would start going to church again.

Was your mom hot?

Yeah. I mean she had multiple guys in her life so obviously she was decently attractive when she was younger. Plenty of guys wanted to marry her in her teens/20yo


But that was before she got pregnant and had me. I basically ruined her body and her youth and hope for anything good in this world.

So by then she wasn't "hot" at all

You ever came in her food while she wasn't looking.

damn thats pretty bad
my dad ran a small plumbing company and had a few guys working for him
one of them was 'kenny'
kenny was probably in his late 20s but was half retarded, cross eyed and looked about 40 years old
anyway whenever I would break the compaq computer with porn my dad would get kenny to fix it for him
I used to get really really stressed out thinking my dad would find out but kenny was a bro and I don't think he ever told my dad
I remember him saying shit like "you have to click the 'x' and close all the windows when you're done or the computer breaks"

I did order porn through cable tv a couple of times and I would literally be puking everyday worrying if the bill for it had come because I knew my dad was going to beat the shit out of me each time
my older sister told me once after I had been beaten 'at least now dad doesn't think you're gay'

25 y/o virgin and counting

Nah. I didn't have any of those "thoughts" in regards to my mom

I'm a pedo FYI. So I have jerked off in my little cousin's foods from time to time. Or give them ice cream that I had jacked off on top. They didn't know the difference and ate it all the same

I once gave a 5yo some strawberries with "frosting" on top. She fucking loved it

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Tomoko is best anime

Kenny was a cool guy

Shit man. Hits mah feels
My parents thought I was gay for the longest. I just never had the heart to tell them I couldn't even get a girl to let me hug her. So I lied and lied and lied and basically implied I was homo until they just stopped asking or questioning all together. I honestly would rather have them think I'm gay and fucking other men in bath-house group orgies (religious parents so they would shun me but still love me)

Rather than they think I'm so ugly and recluse that I can't even talk to women my own age (or younger)

You need to know though that both my parents are the poster parents for "Normie" kids and very out-going and charismatic. They must have did something extremely bad to the Universe to have me as a child. A fucking ugly autist

This reminds me of when I printed out a bunch of porn and accidentally left it on the printer when I was ~13. It wasn't playboy-tier shit either, it was all hardcore anal scenes and gaping buttholes.

So, in order to make it as embarrassing as possible, my mom comes into the kitchen and just lays out the pictures on the table and is like, "would you care to explain this"?

Damn

You're right OP. Sword Art Online was so much better in terms of animation quality and storyline.

TAKE THAT BACK


make me.


I'm now going to watch cowboy bebop again


YOU TAKE THAT BACK

When did this place turn into such a shithole?

While I agree /b along with pretty much all Holla Forums is turning to crap I liked Bebop well enough.

I thought I was the the only one OP, tried to watch it like 3 times and it just puts me to sleep. If you want to see a good space western watch Trigun

Trigun rocked!

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