I am announcing to the earth that I am in a relationship with God

We are getting married soon. that is all.

Who's the pitcher and who's the catcher?

God is.

What did you mean by this?

wurst girl.+

don't be silly, be happy.

literally trash girl.

hey hey, be nice in here.

Would you endure for that mole, user?

rejoice! rejoice! wunderbar things are happening!

boomping da throod

I am so happy! this is wonderful.

How did you overcome the age difference?

we didn't.

know about this! know know know! be happy!

Bitches be crazy

crazy for God

Whatever nigga

Why would you marry a psychopath?

can you actually kill yourself?
Jk tho, get good taste

Post tits with timestamp. No one believes you are a girl.

???????????????????
when did op divulge their sex or any other info about themselves?

Dunno, most places don't have gay weddings so just guessing they are female. Unless marriage works differently here.

Could God make a fist so big even he couldn't take it?

...

But God is already taken by several thousand Nuns.