Think about it…you never hear about "crazy dog ladies" or "crazy goldfish ladies". Never "crazy parakeet ladies" or "crazy guinea pig ladies".
pic related, it is your parents.
Cat People are batshit crazy
Joshua Roberts
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Kayden Collins
Why cats though?
Matthew Morgan
That picture is making me hot. Post Moar!
Asher King
dad's a crazy dog guy. mom's a nervous wreck religious lunatic that's already dead. you can appreciate cats without getting knee deep in "pussy"
Leo Stewart
I fuccing hate cats. Dogs are better than the rest
Nolan Stewart
dogs are annoying, they bark at anything foreign and piss to mark their territory.
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Benjamin Miller
It's toxoplasmosis, my dude
Easton Stewart
Cats do the same, but their piss is a lot worse, btw, its relative to the house and owner, dogs are made for work, cats not.
Camden Thompson
Yea, cats totally don't piss and shit anywhere besides their litter box
Robert James
Killing household vermin counts as work.
Leo Harris
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Asher Walker
Poopy poop poo
Benjamin Cox
So you are saying when a dog kills a cat it counts as work…ok, I buy that.
Dylan Brooks
True, but they don't leave headless mice next to your bed for you to step on with your bare feet first thing in the morning, and they don't jump up on the table while you are eating and stick their ass in your face.
Thomas Ross
But they arent made for that, its their instinct.
Grayson Parker
It's extremely easy to toilet train dogs, it took like two weeks to teach mine to go outside to do the business. Same thing with barking. Dogs are intelligent and willing to learn. Cats aren't so bad if you know how to take care of them, but don't act like dogs aren't the superior companion animal.
Christian Reyes
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Because its only spread through cats
Lucas Reyes
crazy bird ladies are pretty common. as are crazy guinea pig and rabbit ladies. fish require proper care.
Oliver Ross
You bet we are! But at least we're naked.
Jordan Phillips
all of those, especially the first one, are benefits.
Dominic Miller
cats were very important back when the black death was rampant in europe in the 1300s. it was spread by rat fleas, which were spread by rats, which cats love to kill.
also, when your entire food supply is a huge bag of grain in your cellar, and rodents can eat significant portions of it, a cat is a good thing to have.
of course this is irrelevant nowadays, but if cats didn't exist at all then who knows. maybe the plague would have completely destroyed humanity in europe
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Noah Kelly
My cat just goes and comes as he pleases. Eats bugs and mice. Everyone wins.
Zachary Johnson
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Dominic Butler
Are you retarded or something? Crazy dog ladies are common as fuck. You see and hear about them all the time, they dote on their dogs as if they were children.
Grayson Sanders
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