What are things in porn that kill your boner?

What are things in porn that kill your boner?
For me its

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Fake acting of any sort, not just the moaning.

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Also, when the woman decides to be extra chatty and irritating.

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So boring it's almost hypnotic

If these kill your boner I have bad news for you : You're a faggot.

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Pretty much everything. I exclusively fap to amateur webcams and homemade tapes, and even then only if it seems authentic, i.e. someone doing it for their own enjoyment or for their bf.

It's gotten so bad I often just fap by imagination rather than bother with porn.

Or I might just not bother fapping at all, come think about it.

Man ass, spitting and fake moaning

I like half the stuff OP hates

so since the difference between good porn and bad porn is more about personal taste than anything, what I hate is when shit is mislabelled

When they claim a video has X, but then it barely has X

Don't tag it with a bunch of good stuff if it's just generic Attractive Woman Gets A Penis In Her Vagina

niggers

when she is over 13

hot
hot
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agreed
agreed
This shit needs to stop. I don't watch porn for some faggot to be chewing on beef for half the video.
agreed
agreed, subhuman-tier
What are you, gay? That's the best part.
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agreed

I usually jerk off to hentai, drawings, etc. so any kind of imperfections no matter how small kill my boner.

Instant boner killer because I'm such a degenerate.

i dislike


my favourite woman is meridian because she has no tattoos and no fake tits and also no bacon pussy

As for the creepy comments, I once saw a porno with some Indian dude, dot not feather, incredibly creepy whispery voice with a permanent smile, the kind of creepy thirsty beta who adds your sisters on Facebook.
He'd been fucking the girls ass, he pulled out, her ass tightened, then he said "Open please." and her ass relaxed. My boner died and became an inny for a week.

GAS INDIA

long hair on men is based you pleb, the abundance of balding shitty haircut males in porn in gross.

LOO WAR NOW


ghey

Why are you faggots even paying this much attention to them?
I don't care what the men look like so long as it's not some hairy sweaty fat pic who looks ready to keel over when he orgasms and the cum just drips out of his dick because his innards don't work properly.

Speaking of which, how do such men land these porn gigs? I'm asking for a friend.

lol stop being a closet fag

men should have short trimmed hair or none at all

anything else is german or plain faggotry

Pic? Pig.

don't tell me you didn't ask for it

german men with long hair

i hope you enjoy it and also manage to make a convincing case for yourself when you try to say that you enjoy this while also not being a faggot

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this, pretty much

what fucking übercuck decided that 99.5% of all porn is about watching some random dude fuck a girl?

I don't know. You're the one saying it.

I didn't say nuttin

Niggers.

They look nice :3 I stand buy it
Long haired porn men > short haired ones

Scat

kek what? I wish shit like that could be done to me. Im maso Im also a pacifist, but sexual rough housing isn't intended to harm others. It gets you off harder (in my experience) and you can have safe words in case one of you go too far.

I'm also a gui, so don't tits or gtfo me

This is why 2DQT > 3DPD

Yes, I stick mostly to amateur stuff. But holy shit, it is like the porn industry has not learned anything since the 1970's except how to shave a crotch. They have an enormous talent pool and shitloads of money, why not hire people who can actually act?

I'd rather jerk it to old Benny Hill episodes than look at yet another ridiculous boobjob or a guy's asshole in the foreground like the garage on a cheap but overpriced house in a new subdivision.

Ah, no.
2d = cartoon drawings. That is like jerking off to the drawings on the bathroom wall in elementary school. 3D at least reflects an attraction to human beings, dysfunctional though they may be.

Fake moaning
Too many shots of the dude. Wither it's penis close-ups or wide angles of the ass. I'm trying to watch straight porn for men you fucking faggots stop trying to appeal to more than one demographic at once!

Also this with the fake boobs, and bacon cunt

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your gender studies degree is in the mail, faggot

Incorrect. Look at the amount of detail in this pic.

Adults

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long haired men can look cute

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