Bored fapper

I'm horny all the time but bored of fapping.
Got any suggestions on kinky shit I can to do spice up my sessions?

I get no pleasure out of putting things in my ass but open to some suggestions.

Also I like drink my own cum. Sometimes I'll lay upside down off my bed and cum in my face or I'll drink it from a cup.
Maybe suggestions on better ways to go about this?

nofap

ram a shovel up your ass blade first.

Nice. Clearly you should try putting something feminine on even if you don't like it up the ass.

Not sure I'd be into wearing panties and brands.
Panty sniffing turns my dick to diamonds though.

*bras

Try ponies, or incest.

I guess it depends. More people like it than who think they would though.

try having sex with a human female

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Woah bro – fapping? Did you know every time you masturbate you lose 3-5mg of zinc?


Zinc is found in cells throughout the body. It helps the immune system fight off invading bacteria and viruses. The body also needs zinc to make proteins and DNA, the genetic material in all cells. Zinc also helps wounds heal and is important for proper senses of taste and smell. A zinc deficiency results in poor neurological function, a weak body that easily becomes sick and a lowered attention span which is likely why you're bored all the time

It's time to start the no fap challenge!

He already said he drinks his cum, mate, nearly no zinc lost.

Try this

degeneracy.mp4

Toothpaste, urethra.

Not him, but one does not reabsorb most of it.

I have seen worse in those kinds of parades.

I kinda assumed that would be the case.

Enjoy your prostate cancer.

Yea it's a like one long sex crime

You're retarded

Fell for reddit's old nofap propaganda that spread like a bad meme. The idea behind it was the use it lose it mentality. You have a higher chance of getting dick cancer from inhaling caustic chemicals than you do becoming an ascetic monk that sits on his ass and swears off fapping for life.

Get out of my thread with your weird cult.
I asked for things to liven up my faps not stop them

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another nofapper? fuck off

It is High Hour we push back against the menace


https:// 8ch. net/christian
https:// 8ch. net/nofap

these people intentionally or otherwise promote and create self hate, sexual oppression, deep painful guilt, regret, depression, and as a result create sexually repressed people who teach their shame, self hate, and guilt to others. this way of thinking spreads like a horrible disease and benefits no one, while hurting everyone.

things really stupid people say:


http:/ /www. whfoods. com/genpage.php?tname=nutrient&dbid=115

why masturbation is good and the health benefits of masturbation:

http:// www. mensxp .com/health/live-healthy/8858-10-health-benefits-of-masturbation-for-men.html

http ://www. harvardprostateknowledge. org/does-frequent-ejaculation-help-ward-off-prostate-cancer
http ://www. menshealth. com/health/ejaculation-and-prostate-cancer-risk
http ://www. dailymail .co.uk/health/article-2518802/Masturbation-good-health-prevents-cystitis-diabetes-cancer.html
http:// www. mindbodygreen.com/0-18581/10-reasons-to-make-masturbation-part-of-your-wellness-routine.html


nofap crazies are the absolute lowest bottom feeders of the world. These people are so broken that they are actually stupid enough to blame all their failures on fapping.

http ://gizmodo. com/9-animals-that-masturbate-other-than-humans-1723592357
http ://www. iflscience .com/plants-and-animals/self-love-animal-kingdom/


how does it feel to know you probably masturbated INSIDE OF YOUR OWN MOM?
well it's not really anything to freak out about.

http ://www. salon .com/2013/06/20/the_science_of_masturbating_fetuses/

My personal opinion on porn is that it's a beautiful expression of humanity and sexuality that can show recreational friendship based, love based, or love AND friendship based sexual activities between consenting legal adults. porn is a wonderful thing that can be enjoyed by one lonely person, or even by couples who enjoy watching it together to share their kinks and favorites with each other.

I also wanted to mention that I'm very strongly against the blatant and obvious disgusting cuck propaganda agenda being pushed so hard all over the place. most porn these days is garbage and just shows really shallow boring material about two highly superficial plastic people slamming into each other and making numerous loud and forced noises and having fake orgasms.


I'm so fed up with reading so many stories and watching so much porn that I feel is distasteful and boring that I have entertained the idea of creating my own by writing stories.
I wouldn't be surprised if more people decided to create their own porn instead of looking for the porn that they want to see. I have heard alot of good things about literotica and have even read a few really good stories from the site. I heard that alot of people have more fun writing their own stories than they do when they find porn because it allows them to directly access their own imagination and get instant gratification when it comes to searching for the fetish or type of porn they are craving.