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Issues I see here:
AND THE CGI, WHY?

reminder

You aren't going to get any laughs by riding the coattails of the Prequel shitposters, lad.

1 was ok, 2 was boring and pointless, 3 was painful.
Those flying anti-arrow things look cool, but too much of it looks like a videogame cutscene. Also the entire final battle between the orc and the dwarf is shit. Action scenes should keep your eyes glued to the screen. You shouldn't be getting up to grab a beer.
The cartoon Hobbit is better.

The final battle felt so bloated. You got giant worms that tunnel holes and Thorins fight with the orc felt very drawn out.

epic batle

simply epic

ttle heavy!

It really speaks to how much of a failure the movie was. You have things as potentially cool as crazy anti-elf dwarvern tech, and weaponised giant worms, and it's still fucking boring.

Pretty much this
Although watching Elves getting BTFO is kino

He has turned into another George Lucas. In a few years you'll see idiots that will claim that the Hobbit trilogy was kino.

The Smaug in the 1977 version was better.

How would you fix the Hobbit Holla Forums? DOWN DOWN IN GOBLIN TOWN

Make a one, albeit long, adventure movie aimed for children and families without any connectiong to the LoTR movies.

Star Wars is truly kino. Read this post (>>663918) you redditard. Star Wars has deeper message than even Tolkien's LoTR.

Make only one movie instead of a trilogy, with no added fanfic. Otherwise Taki it in a similar direction. First half of the first movie was great.

That's not how it works, you have to be a great director and make something yourself for it to be kino. Making an adaption of a book for kids and shitting it up with feminist OC isn't how you make kino. The LotR trilogy came close though.

Martin Freeman is a crap actor who's bilbo was shit.

Is hating the prequels a meme? They're incredible if you understand all the little details and how they resemble classical literature.

How did the hate for the prequels even begin? So after some time after the hype of TPM died out, who were the ones to first say "wtf it actually sucked"? Then from there onward, they blindly hated AOTC & some even hated ROTS which is simply moronic.

Was it the jews? Did they get so triggered by Watto?

Plebs have always hated the prequels for being different than the OT.

The Prequels are to the Originals as The Lord of the Rings is to The Hobbit.


Kids watch the Originals, think they're the best thing ever, grow up thinking they're the best thing ever. Prequels come out. Plebs that they are the originalsfags didn't appreciate them and spread massive hate against them. Everyone else was too polite to say anything so the "prequels are bad" maymay spread unchecked. Well we're done listening to the cretinous faggots who love the originals & hate the prequels, and we won't stay quiet in the face of their idiocy anymore.

This honestly wouldn't surprise me.

Yes. Some nu-males take that meme seriously however.

Give it up already, Mike.

Because Peter Jackson is CGI.

Is hating the Hobbit a meme now? here's how it works.


You have it backwards. Lord of the Rings is to the originals what the prequels are to the Hobbit. Kids watch the Lord of the Rings, think they're the best thing ever, grow up thinking they're the best thing ever. Hobbit comes out. Plebs didn't appreciate them and spread massive hate against them. Everyone else was too polite to say anything so the "Hobbit is bad" maymay spread unchecked. Well we're done listening to the cretinous faggots who love the LotR & hate the Hobbit, and we won't stay quiet in the face of their idiocy anymore.

Stop. The prequels actually have redeeming factors to them, the hobbit is just bad.

What do you get out of pretending to be retarded?

Yeah, the prequels were always great films, they don't need to be redeemed other than in the eyes of redditors who jumped on the Lucas hate-bandwagon.

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all i wish for is a world in which elves get anally ravaged by human and dwarf armies
seriously, fuck elves, these things are literally the jews of any fantasy setting

Elves get fucked pretty hard in Silmarilllion by pretty much everybody

Orcs are niggers, dwarves are kikes, elves are northern Europeans. Frogs are national socialists.

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I literally stopped caring after Smaug died. He was my only reason for investment in the Hobbit movies.

Checked, but I'm not fucking around, george legitimately made a great allegory of showing us how fucked up our own government is, and how we the people will go along with it so long as we aren't on the shit end of the stick, except for a small amount of people who see the truth. You can bitch about episode 1 since it doesn't wholly fit into that allegory, unless tpm is meant to reflect the end of clinton's term.

I don't remember this part, is it a deleted scene?
I've seen the movie twice.

Badly over extended and too much wait between episodes. Seriously it having years for little story was shit. It wanted to be lord of the rings but was far less substantive. Now that people can watch it back to back, it isn't as ridiculous

It's still shit though.

Sounds reasonable. I don't care about the problems of other counties and peoples.

This is legitimately the worst thing I've ever seen.

but you have seen it

Really, that tolkien edit is all we need. Enough of the book is in the movie to make it a fairly straightforward adaptation.

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i hope peter jackson gets cancer

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stop telling this story