Customize a hooker for me

I'm going to order an escort tonight as it's legal where I live.

I will let the beautiful minds of Holla Forums decide on the details. Age, ethnicity, body size. Customize for me, I have many to choose from. Also tell me which fetish I should try out with said hooker.

escorts are for cucks.

age: 6
gender: female
"biological" sex: male
dressed like a schoolgirl
with pigtails
69 with her and swallow her cum

all anal,with facial positionslike missionary 25-42 year old mexican immigrant hooker 130-200 pounds

go get 'em champ

Ok, to narrow it down somewhat I should tell you that I live in Europe, in the DACH region to be more precise. Mexicans aren't that common here, sadly.

are traps an option?

Traps are an option, yes. We have thai traps for sale here.

get one and 69

alright then >>66330 choose Muslim instead.

Trying to look for a Muslim, or an Arab at the very least. I do want to put my jizz all over this guy's beard.

forget this find a gypsy instead

Ok, so the two serious and available alternatives so far are:

* Trap
* Gypsy

I've ordered some food. Take your time. Let's see where this goes.

show pictures you role playing faggot respectable gent

If prostitution is legal the AOC is also probably low

Get the youngest girl you can find
looks dont matter
price doesnt matter

just go for the youngest girl and try and get an even younger girl than that if possible. a few lie about their age online.

Picture evidence of some kind will be provided.

The AOC is low, yes, as you can see from the reply where I literally told you the region.

Ok, so now we're down to:

*Trap
*Gypsy
*Legal loli

I'm kind of weirded out by the lack of boobs, but my mom taught me not to look a gift horse in the mouth.

You know you're European when the thought of fucking a loli is less repellent to you than the thought of fucking a gypsy.

Alright, can I have a vote please? Almost done eating.

9" FF, top-only

Trap, easy then greentext for us cause it's either great or terrible

A loli trap or a regular trap? Your image makes me confused.

Regular, funnier that way how the hell would you find a legal loli

By living in Austria. Duh. 14 is the AOC.

Oh then 14 year old trap easy

But if one becomes a working girl couldn't her employers get in trouble for exploiting a child?

Not all of them have employers.

I'd employ them all

as idols

Ok, so legal loli it is then?

Got 2 girls and a trap, made the trap fuck the other girl, enjoy the show.

BTW, tiny asian hookers are made for squatting on your dick at the speed of light being tsundere.

Get her to piss on the president's bed so you can start a shitstorm about nothing.

Oh wait.

not answering your question but still related to the topic.
i convinced a 9/10 blond bimbo to fuck the ugliest nigger i could find for 1k.
for the record, we met in a bar and i was a bit drunk.
still, it was the hottest shit i'v ever seen.
watching that Stacie being degraded by a nig gave me more pleasure than fucking her myself.

who knows, you may enjoy that too.

...

she wasn't my gf, so its not technically cuck.
more like private and live interracial porn.

No a gypsy. Choose the gypsy

I vote for trap as well.

The pictures won't get deleted if choose a gypsy woman

Alright, the gypsy is the winner, ladies and gents! What lovely form of bonding shall I commence with our friends from that lovely and productive tribe which provides such cultural enrichment to our society?

In other words, which fetish should I go for? Price is not an issue, I have a high paying job.

Scat play

Scat is certainly one option, but I don't think I'll do that tonight seeing as I ate the final meal of the day earlier and have already deposited it. I won't be receiving any from an old gypsy with concern for my health.

Watersports might work since all I need for that is a beer or two to chug.

Okay just take pictures of her pissing then have vaginal.

Works for me. It will have to be tomorrow though as it's getting late.

I like horse face and giant bolt on titties with an asshole that gapes naturally to the diameter of a half dollar coin.