Anyone do Dream Recall? Post Em

As Topic says Dream Recall thread, we are about improving ourselves so increasing accuracy of recall and recording dreams is certainly a benefit - post relevant greentext dream stories ITT preferably fresh, might as well have an OC self improvement thread to combat raiding and D&C

I'll post mine in second post good morning anons

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That's my dream contribution - tl;dr movie starts off with white soldiers fucking demolishing some shitskin invaders or some shit, random pun results in getting in car with two girls, run game on blonde in back and fucking wreck hispanic chaperone in front with bantz, crack girl code which turns out to just be really shitty double speak, have sex in back of the car apparently with angry hispanic friend forced to watch fuck that bean, wake up and teach course on girl code like the shit from WW2 level cracking and teach the art of bantz to betafags for the betterment of the world

that about sums it up kek post yours as well as dream recall/inference general

I had this crazy dream

crows before hoes amirite?

kek

holy shit that was fucking intense, I think the moral of the story is don't fuck with geese

I cant breath

its probably because halloween isn't very active and nobody gives candy anymore

underage b& probably by content of dream but okay lol

cat shit candy that's some fucking dark shit

you're a fucking madman cracking open a bear, you're lucky you were in soviet russia user, shit

I'm only here because I've actually had the strangest week+ of dreams of my life. Every night something different, and every time I remember something, even if it's just a nap. I won't bother greentexting/getting too detailed to avoid tldr.

I had my first episode of sleep paralysis ever a few days ago in a dream where I was being released from some future prison, and they forgot to give me my backpack back. I asked for my stuff back and Prototype Jack from Tekken started pummeling me. I woke up unable to move and literally screamed myself awake.

Another one from this week involved a friend of mine from high school and I, we were being driven around in a car by my grandma. I remember passing a parking lot with some kids skateboarding, and I remember wishing that I was skating instead of whatever we were doing. We arrived at this somewhat high elevation, secluded area in what seemed to be a rainforest, and stopped the car underneath this carport style overhang that went over the road. My friend said something about doing mushrooms, which he took out of the glovebox, he got out of the car. Off to the side of this carport thing was a cement waterslide, he tossed the mushrooms down the slide, and then went down the slide himself. I recall saying to my grandma "that's not how you do mushrooms" and we drove off. At some point my grandma stopped to open the glovebox to "take her mushrooms" which were in the form of some kind of chocolate bar with pink filling. Next thing I remember was being in the car near where I went to high school and we were driving in the dirt next to the road, blocked by barriers (that aren't there in the real location) trying to get back on the road, I was nervous since my grandma "took shrooms". She slowly drove through a barrier, which I found hilarious.

Last night I was dreaming that I had a sort of futuristic hotel date with Ronda Rousey (not attracted to her, genuinely confused by this) we kissed, and I was going to take a shower so we could have sex apparently. The light in the giant bathroom wouldn't turn on, so I tried to find Trump (who apparently owned this hotel, where everything was built to 2x normal scale) to help me change the lightbulb, or allow me to use another room's bathroom. I ended up outside and found him, he said he would take care of it, but continued walking down the street. Some crazy riot broke out and I woke up as some guy pointed a gun at me.

Also I had only the second wet dream of my life that I won't go into detail about. I've been trying to no-fap so that may have been a factor.

I used to purposely try to dream recall, but this past week has really made me wish I remembered none of this.