Anyone do Dream Recall? Post Em

As Topic says Dream Recall thread, we are about improving ourselves so increasing accuracy of recall and recording dreams is certainly a benefit - post relevant greentext dream stories ITT preferably fresh, might as well have an OC self improvement thread to combat raiding and D&C

I'll post mine in second post good morning anons

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why the fuck did I have a namefag up wtf is that shit, VPN problems I guess

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That's my dream contribution - tl;dr movie starts off with white soldiers fucking demolishing some shitskin invaders or some shit, random pun results in getting in car with two girls, run game on blonde in back and fucking wreck hispanic chaperone in front with bantz, crack girl code which turns out to just be really shitty double speak, have sex in back of the car apparently with angry hispanic friend forced to watch fuck that bean, wake up and teach course on girl code like the shit from WW2 level cracking and teach the art of bantz to betafags for the betterment of the world

that about sums it up kek post yours as well as dream recall/inference general

I had this crazy dream

crows before hoes amirite?

kek

holy shit that was fucking intense, I think the moral of the story is don't fuck with geese

I cant breath

its probably because halloween isn't very active and nobody gives candy anymore

underage b& probably by content of dream but okay lol

cat shit candy that's some fucking dark shit

you're a fucking madman cracking open a bear, you're lucky you were in soviet russia user, shit

I'm only here because I've actually had the strangest week+ of dreams of my life. Every night something different, and every time I remember something, even if it's just a nap. I won't bother greentexting/getting too detailed to avoid tldr.

I had my first episode of sleep paralysis ever a few days ago in a dream where I was being released from some future prison, and they forgot to give me my backpack back. I asked for my stuff back and Prototype Jack from Tekken started pummeling me. I woke up unable to move and literally screamed myself awake.

Another one from this week involved a friend of mine from high school and I, we were being driven around in a car by my grandma. I remember passing a parking lot with some kids skateboarding, and I remember wishing that I was skating instead of whatever we were doing. We arrived at this somewhat high elevation, secluded area in what seemed to be a rainforest, and stopped the car underneath this carport style overhang that went over the road. My friend said something about doing mushrooms, which he took out of the glovebox, he got out of the car. Off to the side of this carport thing was a cement waterslide, he tossed the mushrooms down the slide, and then went down the slide himself. I recall saying to my grandma "that's not how you do mushrooms" and we drove off. At some point my grandma stopped to open the glovebox to "take her mushrooms" which were in the form of some kind of chocolate bar with pink filling. Next thing I remember was being in the car near where I went to high school and we were driving in the dirt next to the road, blocked by barriers (that aren't there in the real location) trying to get back on the road, I was nervous since my grandma "took shrooms". She slowly drove through a barrier, which I found hilarious.

Last night I was dreaming that I had a sort of futuristic hotel date with Ronda Rousey (not attracted to her, genuinely confused by this) we kissed, and I was going to take a shower so we could have sex apparently. The light in the giant bathroom wouldn't turn on, so I tried to find Trump (who apparently owned this hotel, where everything was built to 2x normal scale) to help me change the lightbulb, or allow me to use another room's bathroom. I ended up outside and found him, he said he would take care of it, but continued walking down the street. Some crazy riot broke out and I woke up as some guy pointed a gun at me.

Also I had only the second wet dream of my life that I won't go into detail about. I've been trying to no-fap so that may have been a factor.

I used to purposely try to dream recall, but this past week has really made me wish I remembered none of this.

user dont be silly. maybe it was based on a very old memory?

actually, thats probably exactly what it was.

here is another one. and this one, I have no idea how the memories worked with it, if at all.

haha sorry, I know it's not even really a thing anymore but I started using chans very early on when underage b& was a very serious thing and even the slightest giveaway was grounds for immediate b&, I spent 2 years lurking before I made my first post on cuckchan b because I was 12 years old and what was this and I didn't want to get caught out for my bullshit underage

probably alot of undiagnosed ptsd (post traumatic stress disorder) from living in the type of society/world that we live in. this is your subconsious fears of those with authority (usually very bad people) taking control away from you, taking your stuff, beating you up, you know. the basics of bullying, and our inability to cope with these things as intelligent individuals in what hopefully only used to be a dumb society.

https:// 8ch. net/christian
https:// 8ch. net/nofap

these people intentionally or otherwise promote and create self hate, sexual oppression, deep painful guilt, regret, depression, and as a result create sexually repressed people who teach their shame, self hate, and guilt to others. this way of thinking spreads like a horrible disease and benefits no one, while hurting everyone.

things really stupid people say:


http:/ /www. whfoods. com/genpage.php?tname=nutrient&dbid=115

why masturbation is good and the health benefits of masturbation:

http:// www. mensxp .com/health/live-healthy/8858-10-health-benefits-of-masturbation-for-men.html

http ://www. harvardprostateknowledge. org/does-frequent-ejaculation-help-ward-off-prostate-cancer
http ://www. menshealth. com/health/ejaculation-and-prostate-cancer-risk
http ://www. dailymail .co.uk/health/article-2518802/Masturbation-good-health-prevents-cystitis-diabetes-cancer.html
http:// www. mindbodygreen.com/0-18581/10-reasons-to-make-masturbation-part-of-your-wellness-routine.html


nofap crazies are the absolute lowest bottom feeders of the world. These people are so broken that they are actually stupid enough to blame all their failures on fapping.

http ://gizmodo. com/9-animals-that-masturbate-other-than-humans-1723592357
http ://www. iflscience .com/plants-and-animals/self-love-animal-kingdom/

how does it feel to know you probably masturbated INSIDE OF YOUR OWN MOM?
well it's not really anything to freak out about.

http ://www. salon .com/2013/06/20/the_science_of_masturbating_fetuses/

My personal opinion on porn is that it's a beautiful expression of humanity and sexuality that can show recreational friendship based, love based, or love AND friendship based sexual activities between consenting legal adults. porn is a wonderful thing that can be enjoyed by one lonely person, or even by couples who enjoy watching it together to share their kinks and favorites with each other.

I also wanted to mention that I'm very strongly against the blatant and obvious disgusting cuck propaganda agenda being pushed so hard all over the place. most porn these days is garbage and just shows really shallow boring material about two highly superficial plastic people slamming into each other and making numerous loud and forced noises and having fake orgasms.


I'm so fed up with reading so many stories and watching so much porn that I feel is distasteful and boring that I have entertained the idea of creating my own by writing stories.
I wouldn't be surprised if more people decided to create their own porn instead of looking for the porn that they want to see. I have heard alot of good things about literotica and have even read a few really good stories from the site. I heard that alot of people have more fun writing their own stories than they do when they find porn because it allows them to directly access their own imagination and get instant gratification when it comes to searching for the fetish or type of porn they are craving.

I forgot I was on Holla Forums for a moment.
Ignore my post, I don't know what I expected posting this here. Bunch of faggots, all of you.

are you that upset? don't feel bad.

there are benefits to fapping which is why it doesn't make sense to write off completely but it should be only an occasional thing, maybe about once a week or so, also unchecked porn browsing causes degeneracy as more vanilla porn is no longer as arousing so one goes off into deeper and darker recesses of the internet to find porn that still creates the same sense of excitement

whatever man, b is a hodgepodge which means you are more than welcome to promote any ideology you see fit, don't renig on what you have said.

checked

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how exactly? what is honeypot about dreams user

you know what, I kinda agree. it doesn't feel good if its always happening. every now and then instead of every single day feels way better.


I agree too. there's loads of horrible junk out there, and cuck porn. most porn sites are loaded with cuck porn. it's horrible.


I won't ever give up my tentacles though, and egg laying, and fisting, and unbirth, and other kinks

what do you mean

OH SHIT

do it user, just don't let it carry over to true preferences or risk becoming a genderfluid abomination SJW, that is the real danger there, if you have an existing taste then stick with it but do not allow it to mutate and worsen and if at all possible wean yourself off and limit exposure

reading thread, thanks for the link user

you can tell sjws and other weirdos with colored hair and problem glasses are so fucked up because they have been oppressed to the point that they are very very uptight. they never get laid, but on top of that they probably never fap because their parents or other people like religious figures tell them that its a sin, so they never get laid, and they never fap, so they snap and go completely crazy and become monsters.

the people that fap can actually cool down and avoid becoming people like that.

difficult to say definitely that it is happening but I will ctrl v snippet from the pol thread

I am aware enough to understand that there might also be a threat but also it might be a subversive attack to get us to discuss less and connect less as human beings thereby subverting the board and chan culture because they can prey on our shared paranoia and groupthink

also I want to be a futa. I don't blame porn for that, I just saw it once and said "aw shit that's something closer to what I wanted to be"

as long as we are aware of it, we can avoid it intelligently and have good conversation so its not a problem.

that's not actually true, SJWs are some of the biggest whores out there, let me lay it out:

they thrive off virtue signaling and attentionwhoring muh reddit AMA amg I'm special snowflakewhale check my tumblr

This is a hit on dopamine receptors, they receive a boost from being seen as virtuous and wanted, they subscribe to the same sort of groupthink we do except instead of becoming harder and more aloof they try to become more inclusive and welcoming because they thrive off the attention

They will go out and rage reeee because it gets them attention, but at the same time they want to feel wanted physically and not like damaged goods so they constantly need to fuck and use apps like tinder to get their fix of attention, this attention however becomes less and less impactful due to diminishing returns from dopamine, they are (like the more extreme porn) forced to widen their avenues of search for sexual partners until they will basically suck any dick or twiddle any twat that lets them near it, offering to pay strangers to do these things, posting on craigslist with degenerate posts and shit just to try and find that next hit as they become less and less desirable in inverse quantity to their exponential increase in desperation, this compounds and results in a total loss of values and morality about the sexual experience because they are numb to the positive feedback and now only thrive off the new experience, ruining monogamy, ruining relationship culture and turning us into a one hit and done hookup culture

shit is no joke

I think that actually means that reddit and tumblr are gateway drugs to degenerate sexual behavior

that is some scary shit

whoa. shit. that's how some of them work, at least. you're right. I forgot about that kind of sjw. I usually have to deal with the stuck up, up tight, kind I talked about. I don't often see the kind you described but I know you're right and that those do exist. scary shit. that's one of the reasons (besides globalist agenda) that the cuck porn is spread everywhere. because they enjoy screwing people over and making others watch the others get screwed over. I think the kind you are talking about eventually become the ones I was talking about and then they get government positions in globalism and that's why the world is the way it is today. those people want to cuck the world.

meanwhile here, and in the nude beaches of europe, nudity and the usual are considered very nomal so it doesn't create a crazy drug effect. it's just like "oh theres boobs" "oh theres dick" oh okay. whatever. who cares, lets laugh at memes, or build a sand castle (in the beach in europe)

and nobody goes crazy or becomes a bad sjw cuck monster

now they are switching tactics and resorting to suggesting taking sleeping pills and alchohol. very dangerous!

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damn. That's intense, they are so jilted by being out of favor that they turn their internalized self hate into outward aggression toward everyone else as though their decisions were the fault of everyone else as a whole and not themselves, it's very much a trait of the modern womyn to never accept responsibility for its own actions and that manifests into vitriol and hatred for everyone else.

I really feel like we are onto something psychologically here because each connection is purely logical and just simplifies what is already known and expands our understanding further

wtf and the sjw peacock attentionwhore OP image, what the fuck is this tumblr? McFucking kill yourself to the OP of that thread and the responder who supported it after, can't tell if samefagging or cohort/companion poster because of lack of ids here

I want to say more than "whoa" and "yea"… but whoa… yea….

ummm…. hmmm…

I'm sad, don't know where to find a good girl (18+ of course, just saying girl indearingly)

it's definitely samefagging if you can sniff out shills from a thousand miles away.

yeah, I know that feel user, it's increasingly more difficult to find a girl with true virtue that is untainted by the SJW degenerate scourge. We cannot know with certainty that we will each find such a girl but the best we can do is keep our wits about ourselves and keep searching. I keep my shit filter extremely high for women, I classify women in two very extreme classes:

99% of women are in the class where I would fuck but NEVER consider dating

1% of women are the class where I would date and pour all my energies and efforts into that relationship

unfortunately those odds are quite poor so that means a fuckton of filtering along the way to find something of value among the shit slop cesspool but I am determined to do so

keep your head up and always look forward user

agreed. I know that feel. will try my best.

also I thought I would share this. used to have a friend who was in her mid twenties. she was like a big sister and treated me like her little brother, even though I was 18 years or older at the time anyway. she would also get frisky and touch me and feel me up and be dominant towards me and basically molest me (consentingly in a strange unspoken way).

I got really attatched but life being all crazy we drifted apart for many different reasons and now I'm completely alone again. I remember what it felt like to feel her attention towards me and how she would treat me. she was so friendly and caring and she obviously knew I'm a lonely virgin and teased me about it alot. it was a nice feeling having someone care about me and make me feel good like that. nothing serious sexually ever happened between us. just fun and teasing things.

I always think back to those moments and feel depressed because it was the only moment in my life a girl ever liked me enough to treat me that way.

That's an interesting experience, still though, the best way forward is to not seek that experience because odds are extremely high you will never find the same conditions nor the same girl with the same reasons to behave in such a manner and regardless it never got serious and you were her willing plaything, you can find better and be better.

Do two things forever starting today, each and every time you interact with ANYTHING even a cat or a dog or something

Walk with confidence, shoulders square upright posture, strong stride etc, and more importantly and more difficult to master:

always make eye contact, and do not break eye contact unless there is valid reason to do so, you can't stare someone down super hard indefinitely without it getting weird but if you take little breaks to look away 90% on 10% off you can maintain excellent engagement and eye contact without being weird about it. Practice it. No one will fault you for making too much eye contact but they will judge you for making too little as being weak, submissive betafish. It will not be easy, it will be scary, it will make you feel nervous but you will not acknowledge any of these feelings for starting today you are beastmode Alpha user, you are fearless and cool, chill and agreeable but with edges that are ready to be drawn any time you are pushed a little too far. You are not afraid of any human being - they too are human, they have fears, emotions, nerves, just like you. You might have been afraid of women because it's "muh different" but that was the old you, the new you is courageous and gives no fucks about 99% of the women he meets, win or lose you keep rolling and don't let any of that shit ever drag you down.

Here's a story of one of my conquests - girl, 6'2" tall as fuuuck sexy because I am tall too so it's like hnnnng you are near my height, I go to her house and I notice she makes literally no eye contact, I am locked on the whites of her eyes and she is looking at the wall and shit while talking to me, she is the defnition of pure betafish in woman form, I proceed to be my now normal Alpha self and escalate, we sit on the couch next to one another, her cat comes up on the other side, I lay both my arms across her legs to pet her cat and just fucking leave them there, once cat leaves I proceed to throw my arm around her and we continue talking, pause in conversation and I go straight in for the kiss, make out on couch start feeling her up advancing my guard bsed on her reactions, this progression happened over the course of like 5 minutes from first meeting her because I observed she was beta as fuck so I went full Alpha mode and we boned, simple, never talked to her again and went home listening to quantum mechanics lectures feeling like a motherfucking boss.

Now, disclaimer: I was not always like this, prior to high school I was the definition of beta, probably worse than you without even knowing you just probability but I decided one day late in I think 8th grade or early 9th grade I don't remember that I was fucking DONE with the beta, I was going to (FOLLOW THE STEPS I GAVE YOU) and fake it till I made it. At first it was extremely akward and I felt false, I felt like I was fucking lying throuh my actions but the positive feedback loop I began to receive as a result of my more alpha posture and eye contact compounded into real confidence for me which resulted in the fake behavior to become my literal baseline. I started doing sports, I was one of three tylers who started a fight club that had 60 members at its peak, I got laid for the first time with a girl who was also a virgin shit was cash, all of this came AS A RESULT OF my changes in myself. I didn't become Alpha by accident, I CHOSE to be Alpha because life is a fucking choice and you can choose to be betafish your whole life if you want but you only live once and fuck it take a risk.

Try it user.

thanks for the advice. it doesn't fit my soul though. I don't know. maybe I need to discover myself better. I see life as a giant hollow husk of missed potential, regardless of alpha or beta. I'm going to try your advice anyway. thanks. I hope it does improve me in ways that I like, and not in ways that I don't like.

really I thank you, because you have some serious passion about knowing serious shit.

just to be sure I got everyone
did I get everything?

Not just good back posture, upright, just looking as Alpha as possible, pure body language stuff but it will change how people view you

Eye contact is a primal instinctual thing, it's like how cats lock eyes with you and turn away if you keep staring at them, that's them submitting to your dominance. People are no different, each person has their own level of comfort and confidence, you can literally see people squirm when you are clearly the stronger presence. Learn to observe the flow of conversational "pressure" and expect to make mistakes and shit because it is human to err but your goal is to learn as much as you can and arm yourself as best you can to be your best. Remember that, watch them squirm, feel their discomfort and view it as a victory, not one which you gloat about but one that further pads your confidence and helps you grow your presence. Talk loud, laugh heartily, don't be afraid to occupy a lot of space with your presence both literally and figuratively. I'm going to go walk my dogs, I'll be back in a little while

also there is no way you will inadvertently change in a way you don't like, only you can change you so if you act in exactly the way you want you will become exactly what you intended to be, nothing more, nothing less

also do all of this within reason, have your own gauge for when you might be going overboard/obnoxious and scale back but try and push it to the absolute reasonable limit because that is where you will be the best and most effective

Shit, I had a really weird dream like 2 days ago.
I was walking through some sort of market place, I only remember the right side well enough to describe and the left seemed like it had few storefronts instead of wooden stalls, I remember creatures even I couldn't describe properly through words. They were cutting off body parts from what seemed like already disembodied human figures or other alien creatures, like the breast off from a woman or skin from someone else and many of those parts were lined up for sale in huge piles in the market place, I myself felt I was a human walking through this market place. The aliens did not have tentacles or other cliche features nor were they horrifying, they were just weird, not in the good way either, many lacked faces and were discolored, purple, swamp green, etc, some however were human in color, and while they did not look particularly scary they invoked a deep sense of horror in me due to how incomprehensible they seemed to me.
In the end I had reached the end of a street and something had happened to me but right now I forget.

thanks user

skootz

might as well dox yourself

this true.

I think at least at the present moment it's still reasonable to discuss such things but it certainly is true that the day is coming very soon where it will be safe no longer but I think when that day comes we'll have quite a lot else to worry about that we haven't even considered nor could we anticipate.

I had a dream where when my stepdad left the room, me and my mom were talking about getting a hotel for the night and she was showing me how good she looked in her lingerie. I was sad when I woke up, to be quite honest, there was no sex scene

I'm pretty smart about it. I always leave out one major detail and change several minor ones. Been doing this for years and have shared about a hundred dreams online. Never been doxed once.

You can't get doxed through dreams what the fuck

Bumpin for the Dreamer

bump for human psyche

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I was lost in a forest trying to find my way back home, my friends and family abandoning me in my time and need. It feels like absolute shit. I hate my dreams, they're just constant nightmares of my worst fears made manifest. Whenever I fight something in my dream I am always extremely weak. I can't hurt them, my arms always feel like lead and my legs would barely move. When I try to think about something I'm always extremely slow. I dream of getting hurt, not physically but mentally. Watching people I thought as friends intentionally hurt me in multitudes of ways. When I recall my dreams it is always something bad. I don't like dreaming, and I don't like remembering dreams. Some of them are so bad that I can't help but remember them.

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I wasn't actually in this dream but more of an ethereal figure observing the events:
Thoughts?