Armond White is Holla Forums incarnate.
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Has there ever been a more based critic?
Jaxson Wilson
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Owen Nelson
He's the only critic I've actually read for the last 2 years.
Dylan Green
Jayden Kelly
yes
Tyler Jenkins
No one cares about some white cuck who dresses like a middle school anime nerd.
Grayson Turner
-He's pretty much an admitted contrarian who gives bad reviews just to get attention and good ones for the same reason and in countless interviews has been unable to defend his supposed opinions.
-Anyone who uses the term "kino" outs themselves as retarded, and all their opinions as factually wrong. Please don't make Hacksaw Ridge suck by association with your dumb memeforcing ass. Please shut up and never talk again, you're just bad and wrong and hurt things by association. Please shut your stupid fucking face forever for your own good as well as the good of everyone else, you giant incredibly painfully stupid fucking retard. :(
-PS: Try not to breath either, as a way to say thank you to your parents for keeping your tard ass alive this long, as well as punishing your parents… for keeping your tard ass alive this long by forcing them to have to deal with disposing of your wretched corpse. God, everyone hates you so much, just what in the fuck is wrong with you? Geez.
-Broken clocks.
-Armond White has thumbed down: Every single Pixar movie ever made, The Dark Knight, Gran Torino, There Will Be Blood, The Wrestler, Gone Baby Gone
-Armond White has thumbed UP: Norbit, Transformers 2, Soul Plane, Noah's Ark (the one with the rock monsters), all of Tyler Perry's movies, I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, Land of the Lost, Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, etc.
Evan Johnson
Found the Holla Forumscksuscker.
Joseph Diaz
it's like you're talking about the personification of Holla Forums
Gabriel White
Pixar is shit though, so he sounds like a pretty cool guy. Also, judging by everything else you said about him, he sounds like he'd fit right in here with us.
Angel Gonzalez
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Blake Sullivan
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Brandon Gomez
lol at the last part
yahoo com/movies/bp/hecklegate-armond-white-speaks-nycc-expulsion-230737872.html
apparently he shouted at steve mcqueen (the nigger obv) for some shitty movie he did
Nathan Rivera
Armond White is the hero we need.
Aiden Wright
A contrarian critic is sometimes necesary if the creator thinks himself as perfect
He seems a tough cookie, but his shit-eating persona is quite good, even when he looks like a top critic, it really looks like he's also a cunt (or that's his disguise to make believe, otherwise his slap reviews would be rendered useless)
Andrew Diaz
Wow racist much?
Hunter Fisher
literally my nigga
Brayden Cooper
you almost had me user
Liam Harris
He's fuckin' based, and I say that sincerely. Even his most trollish reviews are written so well and have so much intelligence to them that they're worth reading. He's a genuine public intellectual who doesn't follow the intelligentsia herd.
Mason Martinez
Gee, it's almost like there isn't such thing as a "perfect" movie, or that movie criticism isn't a hard science or something.
You can find bad parts of anything good and good parts of almost anything bad. That's kind of the way the world works, nigger.
Elijah Thompson
Bonus: he's not a cumskin.
/our guy/
Daniel Price
i thought dead memes went to cuckchan?
John Morris
Not when you are sudoposter
Jayden Phillips
butthurt cumskins identified
Nicholas King
The meme might have been dead on arrival but the goon posting it unfortunately was not.
Henry Scott
t h i s
Cameron Butler
>>>/sudo/
Zachary Gomez
What has the cuckposter so riled up today?
Ian Gray
Mental illness probably.
Owen Taylor
Fucking gross.
Aaron Powell
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Colton Richardson
what's with the nigger porn
Jaxon Gomez
This is proof that women are filth, tbh. It's not even like she was in a city under siege or something, she could have done basically anything else, she chose this out of her own volition. Guess that's what feminism gets you.
Misery loves company. The cuck desperately needs to be validated, even if that validation is being called a faggot, sort of like a radical homosexual. But the thing about porn is that it degrades all, I have a hard time getting offended by cuck porn because I know the people doing it get paid for it and when shit like scat porn exists, it's kind of hard to take this shit seriously.
Joseph Allen
If only he had a wine advert….
Brody Allen
so you mean if a woman gets to chose she picks this unless you beat her like a muslim?
Logan Peterson
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Hudson Evans
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Jose James
You will never not be a cuck.