Emma Watson Movie Flops with $61 Opening Weekend

Wew, how do you fuck up that bad.

Holy fuck. I scrolled past this story earlier today and thought it was £47 million. It's literally £47. What the fuck? How is that even possible?

pretty sure more people went to go see her UN speech

Emma Watson is shit beyond being good fap material. She'll either go to porn or fade into obscurity.

doing porn in empowering shitlord

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wew i bet i could make a more profitable movie than emma watson

Oh please. She'll be rolling in Harry Potter money for the rest of her life. She'll most likely just shrug and say, "So, I'll be a producer."

I thought this too.

wait….. 61 million or 61????

You underestimate the penny pinching of jews.

I know you could.

Sixty one whole dollery-doos

What's Emma Watson new movie about? I never heard of it until recently.

61 burger coupons

spoilers

Wait did only like 4 people see the movie?

Only 4 fucking people?

OY VEY

You'd be surprised how quick bitches blow through money. Case in point: Kirsten Stewart. She got all that money from Twilight and wasted no time in pissing it away.

This is sickening.
She did that for money?

7 people, actually.

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7 people is less than her friends.
Did her friends not even go?
Did her family not even go?
Did she even go?

At first I thought OP had mistakenly left off the 'M' after the $67, then I read further and saw that only 7 people brought tickets.

My sides hurt now.

That's pretty amazing.

It's all very amusing that her movie flopped so horribly, but here is my question:

What the hell kind of business are these theaters doing?

Seriously, those ticket costs wouldn't even cover the wage of the projectionist. Every screen they showed that movie on is one screen they could have been showing a more popular movie on. One that they could have at least cut even on.

Why did any theater agree to show this movie? Did they just fail when they did market research and wrongly assumed that people would show up?

This industry seems like it is probably ripe with all manner of corruption and fraud.

lel.
Now I'm curious as to who those 7 (((people))) are.

The same autist seven times masturbating in the theater to her.

Dudes gotta fap

Probably these cucks.

Five of them were reviewers and the other two wanted somewhere private to fuck.

Actually that's a fucking interesting point.
Why didn't reviewers go?
There's gotta be more than 7 reviewers in the UK.

Wait, reviewers watch what they review and not just make up shit, slinging together buzzwords? That's news to me.

its the number 1 movie this summer goyim

It figures that the only time niggers apologize, it is for something they didn't even do.

she would be much prettier with blue eyes.
just sayin

Thanks Mr. Shekelburg! So, where can I torrent it?

She'd also look better blonde.

Are you under the impression that Africans never partook in the slave trade? They were active even in the American slave trade, summer friend.

The very first slave owner in America was in fact an African man.

She would look better if she wasn't a raging feminist bitch.

I am assuming that the africans who were selling Africans didn't come to America, on account of being the ones who were selling slaves, not being sold as slaves.

But yeah, there were some black slave owners in America. Do you really think he is the ancestor of any of those though?

He's not sorry for a damn thing. He's just there to supervise that the cucks are properly cucking themselves.

Well he looks pretty sorry so let's assume so.

This isn't an AMC we're talking about. Not even American. Probably some shitty indy cafe or something that shows silent movies on 35mm because of the "authenticity."

reviewers go to screenings for the press, they don't pay.
Clearly nobody had anything good to say about it.
7 people decided to pick a random film to watch, probably chinese tourists.

im sure the right picture is zac effron

She looks like a faggot. Probably why her movies are doing so terribly.

holy fuck it's actually 47 fucking dollars

wish i didn't delete my reaction image folder

Where's #HeForShe now?
Can't the cucks of left give her some money?
;_;

Use this one m80

It's always bummed me out a little that she's tumblr incarnate. I've always found her to be one of the most beautiful women in the world; I really do consider her to be a 10/10. And no, I don't say this as if I saw Harry Potter as a teen and was like "omg mai waifu~" or some shit. Part of me hopes that she doesn't waste her god-tier genetics like how Rachel McAdams is wasting hers by not breeding, but on the other hand, I can only imagine that any kid of Watson's would be even more tumblrtarded since they wouldn't even have a chance to fight it AND they'd be born right into a privileged lifestyle with the addition of SJWism.

schadenfreude ist die beste freude

My goodness this is some fine-ass schadenfreude tonight.

post yfw you aren't one of the 7 people in the whole fucking world who went to see that emma watson movie with the nazi pedophile.

pic related mfw i have no face

Quick google:
tl;dr nazi pedophile and she helps kid escape

Jeb is such a cuck he changed his arm's nationality to Mexico.

She's currently dating a gook is she not? Hope she doesn't breed.

Good.

Now chuck that bitch out of a helicopter.

Oh, I didn't know that. You're right in that case. Still such a shame if she doesn't (with a white dude).

maybe she could post some tits before she GTFO?

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so what?
I'd like to see her naked.
I also like the humiliating aspect of celeb nudes.
look how the fappening ruined jennifer lawrence career. nobody cared for her after they saw the goods.

This was the ghost of Mi General. Pinochet did this, because this pathetic excuse for a woman decided to participate on a miserable movie on chilean soil, a movie that insulted the memory of him, a movie so bad that not even the wimpy shitlibs -who swallow leftist propaganda at any chance they get- could stand

Nice trips. Pinochet wills it.

nice

You know, I can agree with that sentiment.

stupid, old, white man. feminism did this!

SIXTY AMERICAN DOLLERYDOOS

Nothing in my smug folder is strong enough for this lads.

How embarrassing.

do you guys think we can mobilize enough people/idiots to start a petition for a 60 dollar bill with emma watson on it that gets news coverage?

Just go see the movie with a couple Holla Forums buddies dressed up as Nazi's and take selfies

then post on twitter.

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if you think this is good marketing i've got some rancid milk to sell you

Leave her alone. Emma belongs to mud-eye Whites.

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dude

Pinochet was an ideologically bankrupt kike pawn.

I thought the same thing.

Filtered

How is that even possible? Not that I don't think it's absolutely fucking hilarious, but I don't understand.

That sucks man.

Daniel Bruhl doesn't deserve this.

nobody wanted to see the movie

Sixty probably wouldn't even cover a day's worth of catering on whatever passed for the set of this piece of shit.

I mean shit, even if a girl is a completely obnoxious cunt like watson, you'd think all the thirsty nerds still sporting their Hermione fap fantasy would have put more asses in seats.

It boggles the mind.

This.

It's baffling to me, and this is coming from a guy with a waifu that would watch anything she shat out.

Is Hermione just not a draw anymore?

#SevenForShe

he's right though

So how long before a sex tape "leaks"

it probaly doesn't even cover the damn nailpolish on watsons right toes.

3d girls cannot be waifus. That's just a passing lust. 2d girls is superior Platonic love and eternal.

That's like a weeks worth of groceries.

I thought it was 47 million too.

Holy shit. Only 7 people watched that garbage!

They claimed she was going to go nude on screen like three times and they lied every time. One of them featured a shitty body double. Maybe people are tired of their deception?

she could have done anything…

and this is what she did.

how can a woman that is attractive like her be so unsexy?

Feminism, ironically making women as un-Feminine as fucking possible.

emma watson must be within the first 100 to hang on the day of the rope

Wasn't she claiming to be against feminism a couple years ago?

What a sell out. How could a qt3.14 become so unattractive?

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Even back then she only claimed to be against overdone feminism. Then presumably the feminists offered her lots of money/recognition if she spoke out in favor of feminism. But she didn't predict feminism decreasing in popularity, so she ended up having ridden the wrong train.

not that i'm aware of.
she was that harry potter qt, then she was the qt everyone was waiting for to turn legal, then she thought she could avoid posting tits and go into politics and did marxist shit for the UN. then she became so irrelevant that only 7 people cared about her new movie.

learn from it women of the world:
tits or GTFO

fucking white whore deserved it

That aside, I feel pity for her and part of my wants to shill her movie in SJW places (leftist places)

I remember this. There was a creepy website set up with a countdown until her 18th birthday or something.

boxofficemojo.com/movies/?page=intl&id=colonia.htm
This movie came out last year and grossed 2 million. I dunno why this shit is even newsworthy other than the cinemas that got this piece of shit lost money.

Britcucks, tell me, was there any marketing for this movie?
Did you know about it before this post?

kek
nice b8 m8 I r8 it 8/8

If Emma does some Harry Potter porn I'd pay to watch that shit.

how he fuck would you even pay for torrents?

A good proxy ain't free.

You know you'll be severely disappointed. I bet she's a tuna in bed.

A bunch of people watched it you nerds. Only seven people PAID, not watched.
And the studio didn't get 60 dollars, they got less because the theater keeps a %.

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As long as the guy destroys her I'd be happy. Rekt that pussy and ass.

Not gr8 b8

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

das rite.
can you recommend any good ones?
sage since this is a shitposting thread

SIXTY FUCKING DOLLARS

Holy fuck

Fuck you, you kikess

btguard is pretty decent

here are the top 5

deepdotweb.com/vpn-comparison-chart/

african niggers selling their misfits and enslaved enemies to (((white))) slave traders who sold them to other (((whites))) in america.

makes me kinda wonder what the old irisch folks would have to say about white privilege n schieeet.

and why the fuck is nobody talking about the shitskin slave trade? they were like a thousand times worse.

Fuck I thought it was $47 for maybe her hometown, but no it's all of the U.K.!

b-but muh fashy lolbertarianism?!

HER FRIENDS AND FAMILY DIDN'T EVEN SEE THE FUCKING FILM

This a Jeb-tier embarresment

Feel pity for a remainer? Do you feel bad for the rapefugees too?

Honestly this doesn't really belong on Holla Forums i guess its kind of relevant because she's a feminist.

this picture of her makes her look like a little boy

I GUESS THAT'LL BE YOUR FULL-TIME JOB NOW YOU DISGUSTING, DUMB CUNT

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colonia_(film)

Check box office

well there is your fucking problem. At best only like 200 people could have seen it.

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They probably had comp tickets, to be fair.

Watson would need some serious Swift treatment to uncuck. But I don't care, she's a disgusting whore so might as well let her burn coal and breed herself out of existence.

Reminder that the guy that was Harry Potter became the better actor, The guy that was Ron brought a ice cream van as a teenager that he use to troll people and thus having fun.

Seriously Emma Watson is going to end up worse off than a ginger

Can someone repost the images of Emma Watson being held by her handler on the street like she's a cheap whore? I think there's three photos of that sighting.

It's only in five cinemas. Not really much to huzzah for.

I kinda miss jeb!
bathing in fremdschäm has never felt so comfy
a pitty he chose turtles and not frogs. a trump victory

Why did she do it Holla Forums?
Why did this 10/10 wife and impregnation material drank the kool-aid?

Absolutely beautiful

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EWIDF pls go

It's one of the great tragedies of our time.

The sad thing is that virtually every single one of us here knows at least one super hot chick that has sipped from the same cup as her. Off the top of my head, I can think of at least half a dozen that I grew up with. I'm from Canada though so it's not exactly a surprise.

Fuck you, fuck you so fucking much. Jeb is a worthless piece of shit. He's like a turd pushed out of shillary's cunt. I lived under the rule of that shitsniggler! Go to hell and die.

Why are Harry Potter actors so prone to acting in anti-nazi movies?
Radcliff is also making an anti-nazi movie

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"This movie" as in the movie this thread is about.

requesting as well

I was searching for the M in that number, 404!!

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Hmmm, its certianly not as if media producers would use actors deeply connected to the current generation to push their ideology…

Maybe hes just a good actor goy

she probably doesn't even know her own private opinion. she's a sad sack of shit and I would be glad not to be her even if i woke up tomorrow and was a nigger in somalia.

Are you suggesting they use actors that played big and important roles in movie we liked and were shown as children to push their agenda?
That can't be true, go- I mean guy…

HAHAHAHAHAHA

No thats some tinfoil hat shit. I know better, there was a segment on MSNBC about people getting radicalized on the internet. Radicals are scary, we should do something about this stuff!

;^)

Ah come on guys $61 million seem pretty goo-

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That's what you get when you try to make movies with Germans. German cinema died with Fritz Lang.

I thought the same thing.

Seriously, who's the marketer to blame for this? Surely it can't be THAT HARD to get people to see an Emma Watson film?

She's not lying, at least not actively. That's just how Western women think. They have no ability for meta-cognition so they don't realize the contradiction.

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emma-watson-komm-süsser-tod-version when?

And now those tourists will *never* return to the UK.

Last Orgy of the Third Reich remake with Emma when?

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When she made that statement about male aggression being a negative thing, she was dating the captain of the Oxford university rugby team - the Chaddiest of Chads in Chadsville

Probably fake but I fapped anyway

Is it just me or she looks like she has man-shoulders in this picture?

those are good breeding shoulders m8.
like that girl from good will hunting, she will bear mega-sons. Watson aint bad for that purpose

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Babies come out her vag user, not between her shoulder blades

The children get the shoulders…
They would be good shoulders for male children.

I don't have some back fetish
but now that we come across that, if you put some oil between her scapula that might be a good time?

Even if there was deepthroat?

Top jej.

Why's this thread on Holla Forums though?

That sounds like a retarded old wives tale. Do children inheret either the mother's or father's build all the time or does it vary? Are broad shouldered women more likely to make babies with broad shouldered men?

FUCK UP FAGGOT you ever seen a man shorter than his mother?

I don't know if that's even possible but yes anyway

I mean what sort of woman wants breed with a nu male whose shoulders are narrower than hers

I have seen many men shorter than their fathers and with a build closer to their mothers than their fathers

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tl;dr NO.

Come on bro, even between siblings the boys are usually bigger than the girls even if they have the same build. Men are on average 6 inches taller than women. If a man took after his mother he would likely still be taller than her even if he was a manlet.

She's a whore, she fucks in movies for money and whine about being artsy.

At the same time it released in 3 theaters it was released on video on demand service(s). It is a marketing thing. Fail the wannabe artsy film at theaters, bemoan online, get idiots to watch it through streaming services for the cost (or more) of a theater ticket.

This mother fucker gets it. Marketing wants people to talk about it and get curious enough to watch.

It is the duty of the insightful man to relentlessly pioneer new fronts for the good of his race!

Pics? Vid? Last time I jewgled Emma watson naked all I found was fakes

Yeah, and her abercrombie boyfriend has bigger tits than her.

Was it only showing at one theater or something?

Not always

whoops, meant to quote

3 theaters with same day release to video on demand.

fate deals the cards, but we play the hand.
even if there is no certainty, it doesn't hurt to set out with a good breeder.

It may be more likely, yes. I'm just saying it isn't certain and if one sets out to have plenty of children then at least one is bound to get all the genetic refuse.
Wide shoulders may also be a negative trait if your children are female, unless you intend them to marry fetishists like in this thread.

maybe if she would show off her fucking body, people would see her crappy films

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Because people are fucking sick of "le ebil white nazi" shit movies that get made every fucking year

I knew a girl in highschool, saw her parents once at an event. Her dad was this squat wide potato nosed brit, her mum was tall, slender with good looks and amazing nose genetics.

She looked EXACTLY like her dad. As did her sister. I mean they even looked like men, Her brother looked exactly like his mum, same height, same nose, kind of prissy for a dude.

It can go in between or to both extremes. The one safe bet is that it is that the limiting factor is the parents starting build. If to tolkein dwarfs have a kid they probably wont look anything like orlando bloom if you get my drift. If you have big shoulders and you want to maximise the chances of your sons having big shoulders then breeding with a woman with stronger shoulders is a safe way to hedge the bets in your favor.

Over 21,000 views but 30 likes?

You know, I bet I could get more than 7 people to see me spread my ass cheeks and show my hairy ass crack on camera.

Bruhhhh…

is there a way to redpill celebs?

would be nice if we had a convert and salvaged otherwise decent people.

you mean cast Rosie O'Donnell?

Yet it has over 12,000 people who rated it on imbd giving it a 7.1. Sounds fishy.

Wingardium Leviosaaaa~~ gentlemen

Just stealing the title of a viewable survival/end-time movie.

As long you don't sperg out over the nig who's kinda based.

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I wonder why.

SEVEN is the most poweful magical number
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Is this one of those situations where the distributor gets the rights to a movie to distribute on home video and streaming but, for whatever reason, is contractually obligated to release a film in at least a certain number of theatres and, when they realize they have a stinker on their hands, they release it on the absolute minimum number of screens stipulated in the contract they signed and don't advertise it at all?

As long as you don't run out support BLM, burn coal or relax arround blacks who cares?

Or you want to tell me you can't watch movies that aren't with 100% Bavarian phenotype actors? Just watch Emma's movie then, Salomon.

And who even pays for movies here?

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wouldn't it be fantastic to have some cop killing joke about niggers being oppressed in Goat Fuckers?

Every new Imdb film release gets shilled up to an inflated number upon release. Films like Terminator Genisys had thousands of 10/10 votes before the film was even released

You know, thinking about this makes me realise just how pathetic it really is. Emma Watson doesn't even have 8 crazy, obsessed, autistic, stalker-tier fanboys.

user….They're technically not white but white ethnic.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_ethnic

Obviously fake.

Wew tonight is a strange night.

She has literally never been nude on screen. They generated hype for 3 different movies claiming she will be nude and they lied every time.

yeah, me to, I was thinking "Oh, big name star, probably a budget of 160 million, 47 million is quite bad…"

But 47$..? no zeroes???

That movie could have had a budget of 470.000$ and it would still rank as the biggest flop in decades, maybe in history.

and since we know this one had a budget of 14,000,000 $…

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Don't make me give you a helicopter ride, 1488 larper.

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(Heil TRIPS)

Does this mean Watson's joined the club of that bald dude (who makes movies and had a picture with Anita) who got mauled by the very feminists he keeps company?

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What complete crap, lol

Emma Watson herself, family and some friends kek.

You make hateful anti-white shit and then expect whites to pay for it? Lmao.

And obviously The Religion of Pedophiles didn't show up either because the movie has a pedo for a bad guy.

Because Emma Watson is a feminist anti-white bitch and seeing her Marxist shit movie fail this hard is good for morale.

The fact that it's about a woman traversing danger to save a man (YEAH FUCKING RIGHT AHAHAHA) shows that Sarkeesian is all over this. With her 'muh damsel in distress' trope.

No wonder everyone steered clear from this.

Why is that Holla Forums?

I'd actually like to know who these 7 people are.

A jewified environment, Cultural Marxism etc.

Goes to show that 'just being alpha' does fuck all for your woman.

I see the kikes trying to smear someone again.

I am going to make a wild guess and say "muh auzwitchz"

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Emma's movie is also anti-Nazi.

I'm waiting for the day when jews will blame the Poles for their Holohoax because Auschwitz was in Poland.

Almost looks like a man in the 2016 pic.

Feminism is like some kind of ugliness virus.

the severity of the flop will cause this movie to enter into cult kino classics after 10 years

What's her name again?
7 guys burger and fries?
47 peso whore?

I doubt it son, that requires the movie to actually have some charm. This is just propaganda garbage.

back to leddit

All leftist propaganda "art" is losing money… Movies, comics, music etc., yet they are still making all that crap.

For me it is the crazy cat lady to be eyes that make me cringe. They are so maniacal.

I thought the same thing
These are your dreams on feminism.

Creepy is a normal word.

Back to Twitter.

She was always quite androgynous once she hit puberty. She would quite easily pass for a boy with short hair, male clothing and no make-up.

who?

synopsis (based on the trailer)
why won't you stupid goyim go see my movie???

Still looks like a girl to me in the 2015 pic.

And she doesn't even look boyish in the 2016 pic, that's a man face.

No wonder no one showed up for that shit.

You can just tune into Feminist Frequency or watch Talmud Vision if you want to hate yourself.

I seriously DON'T understand this.
She should easily be a box-office draw, WTF is happening that she can only get 7 people to an opening of her movie in 5 fucking theaters?

Did I read that right? Is this some kind of lulz post?

I'm astounded. I am literally astounded.

She starts to look like that cunt from twillight. Remember feminism brings out the ugly not only to the inside but to the outside as well.

For a "feminist" she sure takes her clothes off for the camera quite a bit…

She didn't bother to advertise it probably. The (((media))) doesn't like to promote movies that aren't directed by (((them.))) Advertising costs on broadcast TV are expensive. If it had anything to tie in to the holocaust then they probably would have promoted the hell out of it for free. I feel bad, but she did get a taste of reality.

nigger curse:

dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3680197/Emma-Watson-comes-face-face-Cursed-Child-s-Hermione-immensely-comforting-emotional-encounter.html

The cinematic equivalent to Mighty No. 9, everyone.

spoiler alert:
Hermoine was a hermaphrodite all along

They'll keep making it at a loss just to push cultural marxism.

Lol i thought it was 47M as well, but then, 7 people cam to watch it, wtf ? hahaha Amazing !

I found the reason why no one showed up.

By the time they're broke it'll already be subsidized with your tax money.

You're just jealous because redheads are really white & you're not.

ftfy

Kek, never understood ginger hate anyway.

This shit writes itself.

They have to. Most movie theaters are owned by larger movie chains who have contracts with (((hollywood))) to run the movies (((hollywood))) wants good goys to watch.

Jew D&C crap.

I wouldn't watch this shit for free.

And if we did watch it in a Holla Forums stream it would be pic related all the time.

That already happened many times. Jews want dem moneys from us, because they owned some houses before they got destroyed in WW2 and we build them again. And even King Nigger was talking about POLISH camps.

Ahaha oh wow.

Looks like i'm behind on the facts already.

here comes some OC

file name

pick only one

oh, she wants massive rapefugees and makes white hate movies, what a surprise…

#feminism

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Yeah seriously, fuck that traitor cunt.

tbh, I think it was the head of FBI or other alphabet agency, and not nigger himself, but I can't recall now myself.. I'll try to find it.

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IT KEEPS HAPPENING

Is it really the new line up of Top Gear ? Top Kek

gotta love the bitch who has to remind everyone she has a vagina

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the shirt on that whore

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EVERYTIME

yeah, about that…

schmitz?

A person actually went and watched this shit?
I'm disappointed.

Maybe they hired a hobo from the street?

Also:

That's pretty dank.

ftfy

why do you have that gay ass blue background colour in your image???

I don't know which is worse, user. The fact that this is from a Harry Potter fanfic, or that I recognize that this is from a Harry Potter fanfic.

now that you point that out

I AM FUCKING ANGRY ABOUT IT

which gook?

this

A cute girl grows up to be an insufferable self-assured dyke. Feminism: not even once.

Can't handle the truth, can you?

Meet Emma Watson, the Jeb Bush of the entertainment world.

most definitely the latter

fagget

piece of shit

no-skilles image peddler.

Only 7 people? woooot

It is a direct to video/tv film with a token, single seance showing in a theathre.

Viewing bots

Not even in Chile they liked the movie.
latercera.com/noticia/cultura/2016/05/1453-681097-9-colonia-la-pelicula-con-emma-watson-sobre-colonia-dignidad-se-exhibe-hoy-en-el.shtml
In the comments, everybody is complaining how the movie was boring and that it was made for europoor leftists.

I love methods of rationality, user. It also shits all over the original books. The author is a literal jew, but at the time he was writing this and his other rationality projects and sequences (lesswrong) he was in rebellion from judaism and was atheist. He's become more of a cuck in recent years but at the time he even trash talked judaism quite a bit.

I think it's from the original "Just fuck my shit up".

Showed in 5 theaters.

Nice try Emma.

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Kek, based Chileans.

they just dont fucking stop do they
fucking hell this shit is annoying

Those be some gay ass robutts.

>Forty-fucking-seven Pounds, period

I don't think I've ever heard of a movie flop so horribly.

Now we know where (((6 million))) come from

And it's so fucking detached from reality. Like how is anyone supposed to identify with this? A sekrit group of Nazis who are also cultists who are also pedophiles? Really?

You can just tell this is hatred of whites, they tried to demonize whites so hard that they couldn't even put it together in believable fiction.

Dude, you and i could make a movie and more people would show up.

Holy christ, this might be one of the biggest flops in cinema history.

step it up, Holla Forums

tfw clarkson is a remaincuck with no principles

More like a viewer gap kek.

Maybe they forgot to unlock the doors when they opened the theaters.

Ahahahaha Oh fuck I was waiting for pics of people wearing trs shirts to come out.

Fuck off back to Twatter alt-cuck.

This.

Also laughing at her career dying.

Fuck off retard

It's okay, when I was younger I liked Harry Potter too. I remember enjoying too fanfics, Methods of Rationality (the one you're referring to) and pic related

fucking damn it. Enjoying two fanfics. I'm illiterate cause I grew up reading Harry Potter fanfics

They probably already saw it for free.

Can't say for their opinions though.

user. user stop. I didn't want to remember that existed.

ahhaha what the fuck am I reading

ha

Budget: $14,000,000

Box Office: $61

it's about him being an fbi agent infiltrating a white supremacist organization

it's absolutely anti-natsoc

Ed Wood may be considered the worst movie director in history and died a miserable alcoholic but at least he wasn't Emma Watson.

kek
emma watson is so feminist her movie only makes fractions of a cent per dollar

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Please don't be real. The budget wasn't really $ 14M right?

Not to mention anti-white and also fucking stupid because a wymyn is going to rescue a man. Yeah right.

The most goth work of art of all time

It would had been cute if it was some kid's movie where they help each other out (despite earlier intention of female to help male) but that's definitely not happening when a feminist is making said movie.

What you're saying is, if I made a movie, and I have a net profit greater than -$13,999,939, than I will be more successful than Emma Watson

my fucking sides

Gross profit user. I'm sure her current net profit is still less than -14,000,000 from the post production upkeep.

She has a flight deck chest.

I never found Emma very attractive, she seems like your average girl next door type.

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$37? What do you need $17 for?

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The magix tend to drive one mad.

holy fuck that's some literary genius right there.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it!"

Even if they are red-pilled, most are going to stay quiet about it.

The only ones that will reveal some of their powerlevel are comedians, because they can make it a part of their material / act / character which gives them some plausible deniability, and the whole thing of "if you're gonna tell the truth, better make 'em laugh."

They did that in my holohoax classes at school. They made a big deal of talking up the commie movements in Germany to try to make the Nazis seem like some kind of illegitimate government that took over through some kind of vague coup while taking great relish in describing how the poles would hang around the train stations yelling at the poor heebs and scavenge in the mass graves and had to be kept out by the guards because they'd try to kill the jews too soon.

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Jesus christ, just be topless already - so many camera gymnastics to hide this special snowflakes sanctimonious tits….

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English accents turn me off so hard.

I have rarely if never saw any criticism of the right, straw-man, insults, appeal to virtue, social signalling and educate yourself do not contain an ounce of criticism, only disapproval.

So correct yourself, it is "Overall disapproval of the right and right wing ideology" that is happening.

We still got these
g.e-hentai.org/g/866521/18c0d1b7ac/

Wew lad

Nigger the movie in OP's pic is 61$, no 0s just 61$.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Radcliffe

Was it Al Pacinos that did one seance in one theatre?

HOLY DICKS, WHAT A SCOOP! I GOTTA CALL SLOWTAKU!

I think that picture of her with jizz all over her face went a long way toward proving that even A-list Hollywood actresses are still just common sluts underneath it all.

They are super sluts. It's almost granted they whore out their bodies when they make careers of whoring out their personalities, likeness, and above all, their existence to as many people as possible.

THAT'S FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE

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Holla Forums IT'D BE AWESOME IF WE STREAMED AND WATCHED THIS MOVIE TOGETHER

Many keks would be had, we need to sometimes relieve the stress of living a red-pilled life in this fucked up world.

Dumb cunt was too young, attractive & successful to become a female supremacist. That shit is for ages over 35 or downright munters.

How the fuck can you have looks, money & youth yet still join the "gibs me dat cuz vagina" movement? That's entitlement on a level that should not be possible.

Yeah but if we watched it, then more than 7 people would have watched it.

We must watch it until it gets dubs numbers of views for kek

kys

47 fucking dollars…oooh, the sweet buthurt that should generate.

LOL, fuck, guys, I'm in, I have a camera and some editing software

yes… it actually was.

I made some OC about him a few threads ago…

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The blowback from this is going to be so glorious it will put the dead sea scrolls to shame by the sheer amount of salt.

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Honestly I would go watch this trainwreck if only for the street cred of being only one of 7 in the world to have watched it.

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Havin' a drink to celebrate.

It's strange, The older she gets the more she looks like a little boy.

"Please watch."

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Chileans who have watched it say it's fucking boring and Leftist trash.

You might not be able to sit through it even for the street cred.

I can't stop laughing at this, help.

I want to stop laughing

But i can't stop

She doesn't have any, apparently.

They were all holocausted, of course.

A female Richard Dawkins

SIXTY DOLLARS

SIXTY DOLLARS

SIXTY

DOLLARS

I like how people are actually waking up on this shit. If you are beautiful female actress, only people who have right winged views would fap to you and go to your movies.

If you become a feminist, your career is over.

WITH JEWS YOU LOSE

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And apparently the budget was 14 million.

I think your average hobo can make more in two weeks than this movie earned in it's release.

The first slave owner in America was black. Quit trying to downplay history.

i know lots of gooks who ABSOLUTELY LOVE Emma Watson in Uni, the not so redpilled edgy type

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BRENDAN'S COUNTERPART?

And guess what? A FUCKING KIKE WROTE IT as a self-insert.

You have no idea who created atheism, do you.

It was pretty evident when I read it that the author was writing a self insert for himself.
What bothered me most is that he often contradicted with his own 'methods of rationality' and that many conclusions he had come to about the magic world were based on his perception of the world being forced onto this brand new world of magic or anecdotal evidence like with Draco which was more or less a mix of both of those.
Overall there were many things wrong with it and I can't be bothered to remember them all.
You can't deny it was better than the actual books, Jew or not.

Ah, also the shilling for the enlightenment and ignorance on human history really made me salty at times.
He really wants to show off how smart he is through harry and how much more he knows than you

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I'm still shocked about this shekel shoah. I wonder how much it cost to produce that crap.

Praise Kek!

Maybe the memes are coming true and the European collective spirit truly is awakening.

Daily reminder the ayylmaos left us this dank image.

Come sweet death?
Was?
Das?

I hope that never happens though.

is that some subliminal shit

sauce on that .gif?

some user should make a simple edit to make the poster true.

just chop the y off of your

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At this point I'm not sure I have sides that can reattach anymore.

Everyone I know is sick and tired of this shit.

They're better off making a movie where they bomb the Gaza strip and israel is evil.

you can just watch the trailer and lie about.
not like anyone is going to know…

average hobo can earn more begging on a street corner in a day than this shitfest did in a week.

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To me, that is extremely funny. Like nearly all American blacks are the descendants of literally the losers of Africa even actual Africans hate.

Now a movie based on Africans selling worthless American niggers into slavery. THAT would be worth seeing.

MUH 14 MILLION

This reminds me of the plot for "The Producers", of "Springtime for Hitler" fame (Fraud).

How did that fucking beast ever become an actor? She's hideous even for a nigger.

Into the trash.

diversity

here, get a fap.

Now she has no choice but to become a kike fucktoy, not like she hasn't been one already but this time they'll make her get more degenerate. I expect Miley levels.

I thought this was a typo

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Underrated post!

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had to read it twice, but good show, old chap…

what game, user?

Her career is done soon. She isnt a good enough actor to keep getting jobs

That can't be right. I'm not claiming it's a movie worth viewing but that's what, 4 movie tickets? Maybe 5?

That sounds wrong. Like, what, did it only open in one theater on a deserted island?

Make holocauster tycoon

illustrate the mathematical problem with "removing" jews in the fashion which is historically described.

On a serious note make a mobile version of Sid Meier's ww1 ace patrol. No female pilots like the real game tho.

She wanted to play it safe with jew roles in jew movies,

Problem is nobody is lining up to watch holohoax and anti-bs anymore and ticket numbers are showing it, Even the hero movies are starting to be meet with apathy

it's 7

read the articles.

Posting to echo this sentiment.

Ah. I wonder what the revenue from the streamers look like then.

I like that image, else I would call you a shill.

That nigger isn't sorry for niggers who owned slaves, and you know it. Stop making excuses for niggers.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL

2016 has been one hell of a year so far, lads.

I've seen the movie in a theatre in germany.
It had a cookie cutter opening, lame love secene etc.
The core plot though was solid though.
It portraied how a religious cult brainwashed a pyramid hierarchy with everyone being fucked one way or the other.
Despite it's opening glorifying the communist movement, it did not pull any political message, neither left, nor right.
Hell, the final moments gave a very Holla Forums approved message:
Bureaucracy, giving certain figures unlimited power over the people leads ultimately to crimes against people being hidden and buried.
Actually quite in tune with recent happenings.

Also, although the main two villains were male and the heroine female, it did not push any feminist agenda.

kek

On-topic: People might actually finally be tired of the 6 gorillion nazi bad guys narrative. Also she's a shit tier person, which might have dawned on ppl.

Her jewish "agent" pimp.

Lad you're gonna be swimming in so much fertile pussy you're gonna need your own maternity ward.

Good try, but we're not going to watch your shitty movie Emma.

test

I thought it was a typo at first.
mfw it wasn't

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I thought that said $61 million at first until I did a reread, holy shit has any other movie ever bombed that hard before?

A gif? how oldschool.

I went through the same thing. I'm having a sides transplant on Tuesday.

Always suspected it:

At first i was like £53 million!!!!!
But then i was like £53?????????

Nobody but old Jews give a shit about the Holocaust.

Who do you think started slavery in Africa? It wasn't fucking Europeans: by the time we got involved, Africans had been trading slaves among themselves since they developed what semblance of civilization they have and had been trading slaves to the Islamic world since about 800 to 900 AD.

kek

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She's not very creative, is she?

when was the last time you saw a liberal socialist (contradiction in terms) that showed any kind of creativity, originality or unique excellence?

Shill on my fagbook reposted her UN speech just today. Dubs says I'll reply with "Remember the $61"

DO IT

The dub is in your ID. Do it faggit.

His fucking Chad levels are off the charts!

Her next movie is "the beauty and the beast"

wonder who will play the part of beauty

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Dubs says you call him a virtue-signaling nu-male faggot

HOLY
FUCKING
SHIT

…said the Vatican-Roman.

I saw the title and thought it was Sci-Fi, then found out its a yucky story based on real events in Chile. Why the fuck do I care about that? Where are the laserguns and spaceships?

I think the world is finally getting sick of jewish Nazi movies.

The answer is Sephardic Jews. They ran the slave trade in Europe. The Muslims and Jews inspain weren't really friends. They were business partners in the same trade.

nice dubs trips dubs

I'd like to see a Nazi movie from the Pro Hitler side. It would be interesting to pull off and still get it in theaters.

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MUH DIVERSITY