Alright Holla Forums… Let's play a game. I have a vacant Board Volunteer account set up...

You know we're too retarded to figure this out. Give us a hint.

cripplechan

Gimme hint

The most qualified is the one who can guess the password 8)

give us a better fucking hint you faggot

a hint UUUU
Na Med Holla Forums

that guy went to bed cuz he has a job

brennan

Is that like a reference from the old days of Holla Forums or some shit? Also, is UUUU the password?

check em

did you even make an account you jew

It's self evident once you figure it out, because the type of person that would figure it out will figure it out. :^)

Any other hints would give it right away, so I changed 2 things to make it difficult.
Good luck and post proof once you're in!

8chanchemo

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I hope you get aids

8c han

na med shalom aleichem

This

What, is there like, a login page for admins or some shit? Gimme a link to the login page u fok.

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All I know is proper Holla Forums etiquette and shitposting, just tell me if there's a login page or if you just put in the password in the email field or some shit.

nigger dicks

Change your password again and tell us what it was

It's like you never even created a board before.

Impressive.

do I need one or two hashes?

no

not the one or it would say hotpocketeer or something

Wew lad

Ah niggerdicks, someone got it before the rest of us.

Test

can't we just bruteforce

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Okay, so we're all agreed that if nobody tells this guy how to log on through cock.li, that's one less guh we have to compete witj

No I haven't. Just tell me ffs quite beating around your mother's bush.

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If I remember righlty it was infinitychan before SJWs started saying it wrong in the media. So they kind of named na med it Holla Forums. That being assumed is the password Brianna Wu?

it's not like I wanted to be mod, baka

Its not something fucking gay, like "Vivian" is it?

Just post the password and let whoever logs in first get it.

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I hate puzzles some kid always ate a piece

Hey OP, what's your educational background?

nigger dicks

test

Educational background: [REDACTED]
Intelligence level: reely big smarts :)
Achievement status: Would rather post on Holla Forums

What's it to you if I'm a highly intelligent underachiever?

testing

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he probably didn't even make an account and is just messing with us

I'm about to start banning anyone who posts ITT with tripcode.

If you're too stupid to know how to log into an account you need to go back to 4chan.

All newfags need to be euthanized

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Fuck I figured out your hint but I dont know the answer to your question faggot

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8ch.net/log.php?board=b

hacker

testing tripcode or some shit

well fuck me with the nigger cock you love so much

Joke's on you I don't even know how to use a tripcode

holy fuck I got it, just changed the password

prove it, post with the capcode

u fukin faggot

prove it cunt

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Welcome aboard. You can change the username to whatever you like.

like I ever read the rules of this place

Well I never trip and I don't feel like proxy cycling atm so you win that round.

What the fuck was it?

Fuck! I was so close. The hints spells "Named Holla Forums" but I thought Hotwheels named Holla Forums and that wasnt the answer

It was hacker.

The hacker formally known as Holla Forums.

Just gonna keep posting booty.

Ay Dysnomia, will there be any other chances to become a mod? Being a mod will give me some self gratification and make me feel like I have some sliver of power in this world. pls.

that's not even the right meme

Let's just go with it and see where we wind up

Come on people

Let's just talk about and and we'll reach a

I can make you a mod on /mlp/, /pony/ or /gasthejews/ if it will make you feel good

Congrats

I could make you a mod on my board but I don't really need one. Sorry.

No, no gay shit like that. and Holla Forums is the only board I browse. Just make a thread if you make another volunteer account or some shit, but this time don't give us a bullshit hint for a stupid fucking password.

you're one of those people who use letters to identify yourself

tripfag

now i remember

motherfucking cocksucking tripfag

Best thread in a while to be fair

God speed new mod, don't be a total faggot

Jesus learn to fucking type. A couple sentences together is fine. But not that.

This is

not

the

standard

for

how to

talk on the

internet it makes you look stupid

Yeah, definitely. Especially if this place grows in traffic/post speed. I never tried a "Guess the account" type thread before this one though. It went a little too fast, too easy. Next time I'll do some 3301 shit.

8ch.net/personhood.html

Obviously you couldn't guess it so you weren't the hacker named Holla Forums.

Not

if

we

all

do

it

I propose we let dubs pick new mods new name

Rolling for Clitler

Laura B

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you have it all wrong

your heart is racing because you are trapped

in a place where humans are not supposed to be trapped

once you learn how to escape it

you will be free

forever

I realisize this is Holla Forums. But even for Holla Forums typing like that is quite dumb looking.

Obviously I wouldn't deface a perfectly fine meme. You monsters!

He should keep Dorothy. It will make me think there's a cute grill watching over us

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lol i just realized you even defended a tripfag with this post

that makes you a double nigger

i might type in a faggotry poetry kind of way but its nowhere near the type

of faggotry

reached

by someone defending a useless cockucking motherfucking

tripfag nigger asshole

Banning yourself all day long
:^)

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If I remember righlt, it was infinitychan before SJWs started saying it wrong in the media. So they kind of named na med it Holla Forums. That being assumed is the password Brianna Wu?

I'm actually a mod and I just wanted to congratulate the guy who beat your clueless ass.

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yes indeed better pop up some images because there sure aint no other way to get past this one

No, it was hacker but the faggot who got the mod account already changed it.

Let's guess the new one. Give us clue Dorothy.

Don't listen to the account is still up for grabs, he just doesnt want you to get it. Keep filling out that name field you'll get it eventually.

What was the purpose of splitting up "named" into two words?
was that just to be cryptic?

The shitlord who got it posted proof and Dysnomicuck already congratulated him on getting the account.

It worked on me. I thought Na was the abbreviation for sodium, and med is Norwegian for with, so I spent all my time putting in the names of people who have salt with Holla Forums

Probably to make it a bit more confusing.

a mod should never ever do anything but post anonymously

a mod who does anything else is a useless nigger who can't stay away from showing off his bling bling on social media and should thus be gassed

everyone knows this

How often do you see my name faggot?

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Are these spaces supposed to be pause breaks?

Don't punctuation marks and the like do a good enough job?

You look like you're trying really hard to be different.

At least you're not using a tripcode right?

I can still see you in a flood of text.

you could be any nigger for all i know

but i saw a tripfag asshole before

phat !!NYa6jvIZyc

seig heil on you fuckhead

That was exactly why. I figured it was formatted in a way that would throw people off, but in a way that someone clever would figure it out. Just saying "named Holla Forums" would have been guessed immediately.

Being well studied in symbology, metaphor, etymology, language, religion, math, technology, etc etc etc… I wanted to do something more difficult but I can be cryptic to the point where nobody would "guess" solve it (or put the effort into it) Maybe next time it will be a fun ARG, but would a BV account be worth solving countless riddles?

I just copypasted this from it's own thread

[spoiler[I just wanted to post it with the brianna wu flag[/spoiler]

"we should be just like 4chan and have no fun at all and mods shouldn't have fun or be allowed to have fun and they should hide in the shadows and do things to us without us knowing about it and also my sentence formatting is shit" – you 2017

I would have done something related to imageboard culture

make them prove they're an oldfag

Oh damn you found out my real name

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I've heard if you say his name three time in thread he comes and cuts your wiener off.

Noted. Next time will be 3301: imageboard edition

This thread is stupid, post Tomoko

Will there be numbers, capital letters, or special characters?

So….even moar cryptic and difficult? God damn it.

Unless you're a fat asian, then he tries to fuck you

yes the spaces are pause beraks

very good

you are learning

wether you want to or not

my attempts to be different are not worth discussing

all i want

is for you to follow

and to understand me

not by your standards

but by mine

i hope

it did not

hurt you

that bad

i hope

you did not

feel raped

simply by me not using

traditional

punctiuation

but i will give you something

a dot at the end

to show you a sign of

resiliation

DUBS CONFIRN

The password could be as simple as "pie" but I might run you through a few obstacles to find it.

lol what

please be a little more drunk and mad at the same time

seriously

take just one more extra big zip and then type even more furiously what you mean

lol cocksucking board volunteer

Tomoko

You're right, I have power here. I don't use it though. I don't even post with my name. I just throw the pedos out.

The guy who won the thread has power too. You don't though. Damn.

lol

are you

i want to be a nigger mod?

you know, suddenly i realized just how fucking slow Holla Forums really is by now, or at least Holla Forums

and it makes me sad and scared

even so much,

that i might even start using a certain amount of traditional

punctuation

You just realized that?

Tripfagging and logging in are both as faggy as eachother unless you're own the site, are a mod/admin/some other important position, or have a good reason to have an identity that can be tied to you.

It's useful when a OP doesn't want someone to impersonate them. which is pretty rare that someone would need to do that anyways.

related

*you

lol

You have to click on the cog at the top.

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No idea who named Holla Forums if it wasn't freddy boy. Maybe I'm not interpreting the hint right

well fug

I flatly refuse to participate in this thread in any way whatesoever.

Wead da fread

but you already have

TOMOKO

That's where id's come in. Not a perfect solution, but better than tripfagging or having a login.

if you're measuring stupidity, sure. I'm preeety smarts so I wouldn't do something as dumb as user suggested.