Apology

I just want to apologize for being such a terrible moderator these last few months. Holla Forums deserves better, and it's for that reason that I have decided to livestream my suicide on infinity.moe tomorrow. Please post your qualifications and contact info in this thread if you are interested to taking over the board.

k

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death by nigger dick

I've been around chans since 2005. I'll quietly run Holla Forums in the background and only answer questions when needed. I don't really want you to die so don't do that. But I'm a no life NEET and I could keep an eye on things.

Email in the email field.

Ah fuck it since Holla Forums hides emails with cloudflare its [email protected]/* */ I'll make Holla Forums great again as good as it can be and that dosen't mean heavy moderation thats for sure gotta let people do their thing its Holla Forums after all. No illegal shit though.

i kind of like how they've been stickying random threads and funbans though. will you keep doing that?(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

What would your BO name be? You can't use Dysnomia because it's copyrighted.

you mean like hotpocket intake?

I'll do it.

I'd go with q. The q collective is badass.

sent :^)

kek

I'm from the end of 2005 myself, I remember dropping by halfchan during the end of the great habbo raid. Shit really went downhill in 2008-2009. You just got to purge the pedos and maybe we will get some people visiting here more often, you don't have to kill yourself. If you film yourself being ravaged by a tribe of niggers though, I'd be willing to forgive you.

what? email me here if you want something. [email protected]/* */

Alright, I like all three of you, so here's what I'll do. I'm going to post the BO login info and whoever logs in first gets the board.

Username: dysnomia
Password: password

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Wew if you really just did that someone got it mighty fast.

why are you wasting my time?

Holy shit it worked

Hot damned you beat me to it. So what are your plans?

Alright, what's the first order of Holla Forumsusiness?

new wavy fabrics

Fabrics for all then.

can you kick all the newfags out and bring back raids?

Please allow gay porn. I can't suppress these feelings anymore.

Have you seen the last handful of raids that got attempted? Shit was terrible. I mean fucking terrible.

You can't 100 percent get rid of newfags no matter how much they suck. The board has to whip them into shape.

flags
post flag designs and I'll add them if I like them

Add in a flag that looks like a capcode.

What are the dimensions you need for a flag? I like flags but I get the feeling their still gonna go very underused Holla Forumsoss.

submit

There is one son.

just kinda resize it and I'll see if it works

too big

fine by me. let's fuck them in the ass. the raids were good, for them. they will learn with time and one of us must start the raid and not them. it's good that they're willing and trying. time to do as you say and whip'em into shape.

…………did Holla Forums break dysnomia?? I feel like this is all a troll…….but there's the inkling that this could be real.

this should be good

100% serious bb

everyday we'll have a mlp porn thread

should I do it

I'd say keep the pony thread or let them post everywhere or both. This boards gonna get pretty low in ips if you send them off and that scares new people away.

nice descending digits
and they already can post everywhere, they just normally don't

DAILY CHILD PORNOGRAPHY THREADS

scroll a bit further down the flag list

I've seen them out of their thread a little. But yeah they mostly stick to their thread. So what are your Holla Forumsig plans here? This is gonna be intresting.

Worst troll ever but you had me at horse cock.

why?

sooo… livestream when?

Here we go.

tomorrow

probably banning anybody too retarded

there are some cool flags down there

Seems that happens already.

There are intrinsic problems of trying to moderate Holla Forums super tightly. What's the actual standard? And can't they just ban evade? It is Holla Forums after all a good 90 percent of proxies I've used work here.

So what standard do you set for Holla Forums?

a really low one

how low can you go?

It's gonna have to be. On slow hours its all either meta whining/pony thread. There's two routes you can take. Kick porn to the curb and watch the board slow down some. Or open the floodgates.

crippled-midget-in-a-wheelchair low

infinity next-level low

I should probably just invite reddit in

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Hotwheels did that and it didn't exactly help. I'd do a couple things
I can think of a lot more but those are some small ones.

not low enough. i wont settle for anything less than -aleph null.

yeah but that's not funny you askenazi

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kk

kkk triple k mafia nigger killing is a blessing 2017

thx

No suiciding
We have Katelyn now
You're not allowed to ks

no

YOU NEED JESUS!

Let's praise Him with joyous song!
"Open your bowels for Jesus,
Open your bowels for Jesus;
As you dwell in His Word,
You'll be undeterred
To open your bowels for Jesus."
Praise him with many motions!