Shit we used to say

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Did he died?

lurk moar newfag

The cake is a lie
and yes I do hate my self for that.

this is a thing? what do you even do there, talk about what the best flour is?

different cakes, it's a thing for soccer moms

so why were you there?

user, let me tell you something.
The internet is a rather strange place. You will meet all kids of people on there and you can find virtually any content once you know how to look for it. You want people fucking the dead, you got it! Children? Sure! Animals ? Are you kidding ?! but sometimes a man will just sit back, relax, and enjoy soccer moms trying to outdo each other with cake recipes that no one truly gives a shit about, have you EVER seen anyone that thought, hey maybe a pinacolada cake with mint icing is a good idea ? NO! why ? because the most insane people on the internet are not the pedos, scat lovers, necrophiliacs or Nick Bate… it's lonely deprived self hating single soccer moms with a little too expensive of a kitchen.

take away the mint and it might actually be good

maybe… never really cared about the cakes.

Got any stories?

This, im interested. feed me mommy

Greentext time

to be continued anons don't worry

you more of a pie guy?

part two

Did you lose your virginity in a single mother orgy?

Were they attractive at all? Describe them please.

Finale

And this is how I almost lost my virginity to 2 7/10 milfs due to baking forums

I meant handholding but the former is true as well

Kek

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I didn't …

Too bad.

Fug :DDD
Ebin

Smoke Meth, Hail Satan

fuckign normie

I had literally one friend. I was no normie.

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Pls stop, user. You're making me cringe.

Naked breasts, women in bras, boobs.

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found the youngfag

They were stupid and edgy as fuck but damn it my dick thought they were hot.

I was 11 then.

how do you feel about pic related?

Nice

Every fucking day. Every single fucking day when i come home this little faggot just sits there and gives me this stupid look on his face. What should i do about him? Ideas?

Shoe makes my dick hard

faggot

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I would never fuck her, if she begged I might let her blow me. Her vagina has poisoned by that armoured cuck who stuck his dick in it

My ex is still kinda scene and she's pretty hot.

what's wrong with Armoured Skeptic?

at least he's white

Not lying now… when I was 14 this super hot 20 year old emo chick was into me and send me nudes and stuff, I still know her and I SOOO BADLY STILL WANNA FUCKING GET WITH HER
but … she is not into me anymore I guess. Hottest female pedo ever.

How is babby formed?
"Spiritually Speaking,"

ugly nose tbh

are you sure ?

yeah. she's not bad, maybe a high 7, but with a better nose she could be a 9

You are probably right, but damn dude 14 year old me couldn't care less

I really love this one

Scanlation group. We dealt with a lot of intolerable people, so we were often repeating this three things over and over.

1) As long as they're fucking who cares?
2) Screw you, that's when.
3) If it's not a zip, I'm not looking at it.

NERF SHAMEN BLIZZ PLS

NEEDZ MOAR DAKKA

Duplicate/dupe

haha le dakka XDDDD

I would say "fuck you" but I don't get that pic, I never was on reddit.

How was school?

hey guys, check out this new fanfic I wrote! it's about a teenage Thrall discovering he has feelings for a male slavemaster

Do you still have it?

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the internet died in 2007

HIV positive. That's what.

Let's praise Him with joyous song!
"Open your bowels for Jesus,
Open your bowels for Jesus;
As you dwell in His Word,
You'll be undeterred
To open your bowels for Jesus."
Praise him with many motions!

I didn't think pasta could be less funny than brownpill, guess I was wrong.

I remember it was

What a strange coincidence, I just watched that episode of Frasier today where that title card appears.

that is pretty weird

someone cap this shit NOW1

why not you?

you're blowing smoke out of your ass

I'm doing this for free, so no complaining about the quality mate

go fuck yourself. gosh you faggots can't do shit on your own, can't you? here, here. i'll show you how it's done.

Just put pics in done … 8ch let's you cap posts you fags

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How new are you?

solid maymay

newer than your mom