What Did You Dream About Last Night?

I typically don't remember my dreams. In fact, I seem to honestly only remember my dreams if I get scared or something extremely weird happens. I rarely, if ever, remember a dream that one would consider a "happy" dream. There is probably a reason for that but alas nobody cares

But last night I had a dream that was pretty funny (to me) and thought I'd share.


I woke up in a "rush" and was quite scared. But after a bit I realized just how fucking stupid and weird the dream was. I could go on and on about what happened in my dream but it was just a bunch of random events and nuances that nobody cares for

There is probably a weird ass interpretation of what my dream represents or means but I don't know. Probably just means I played too much F4

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Grudge on all fours crawling into my room, one hand free, the other hand moving a toy push lawnmower that makes those popping noises.

lol I fell for the hype
I even pre-ordered the season pass. go figure that the main game is shit and i never even played any of the DLC

my god was i disappointed

I dreamt I was fucking

I dreamed that I was laying on my bed watching TV and a spider came into the room and started running around where I couldn't see.

I woke up and peered over onto the floor because I hate spiders and it got cold recently.

I, unfortunately, can't dream about fucking

Like….. I always get close but just as I'm about to penetrate/enter/have sex - my body wakes up!

I'm still a virgin and I've read that a person can't dream about something they've never experienced. Hence, why I can't dream about sex since i"ve never had it. I'll go on a date and have 10 girls vying for my attention and they all get naked and do stuff with each other. Then I get naked and go into bed..

THEN I WAKE THE FUCK UP!!

It is quite annoying and somewhat sad. Even in my dreams I can't experience sexual intimacy

You sure it was a spider and not a Dementor?

bullshit, I've had dreams where i'm falling from the sky, where I fly, where I drown, where I die and where I fuck and I've never experienced any of these things

Hey! Don't get all fucking sassy with me you fuck!! I didn't state it was a fact!

I just said that I've done numerous reading on the topic of dreams & dreaming and this is the general concensus on people who study dreams. That is what "THEY" said

Not me. But my experience points to this being true. At least for me. I can't dream about stuff I didn't experience like sex or flying or love

Sauce?
I have literally 0 idea what you mean

Anybody know?

I'm a kissless virgin and whenever I get any sort of control in my dream I look for the closest girl I can rape.

pic related was dream

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your sources are wrong and you being a dumbfuck and believing them is what's stopping you from dreaming about sex
if you believe something is impossible then your mind has no choice other than make such thing impossible in your dreams too
why else would people in the middle ages dream of witchcraft and magic if they didn't believe it was real and had no way to prove magic impossible unlike us?

I thought it was impossible to not have one of those as a bab?

That's fine if you believe that
But that's like…..your opinion…..or whatever

no it's not, schizos dream of impossible stuff, the witch hunting were based on dreams people had, lore and books about supernatural monsters were based on dreams and Salvador Dali's melting clocks were based on one of his dreams
so no, it's a fact that you're also choosing to ignore because you apparently know it all

Probably hopefully not related but I've had bouts of sleep paralysis before

I don't mean to butt in on the conversation you've got going here, but there're probably different reasons for not having dreams about you personally having sex, than lack of firsthand experience. If you're really after something like that though, you could always try doing nofap. Start getting all sorts of weird, erotic content after long enough, though you'll probably jizz in your pants because of it. Body does its best to make sure that stuff works even if you don't.

do you have any more from that set? i haven't seen the third.

I wouldn't know, I just ripped bitibiti's works from gelbooru

I am going to play F4 in a bit to stave off freezing. I didn't expect anything more a slightly improved F3 so I was happy. Besides the dialogue and the lack of perks and the death of the karma system, etc.
Running around shooting things is fun and some of the quests are pretty good.

My dreams might be video game related but I am usually talking to a girl and then some sexing or about to or running from something. A lot of times I think I realize I'm dreaming and try to control it without waking up.

To get sex dreams maybe wear something to bed that has a hole in it near your penis so your morning wood can interact with that and then your mind could turn that into a sex dream. Try watching porn before going to bed or looking at female pictures before you sleep. Dreaming, I think, is the reorganizing of input while you are sleeping so input some nudity and have something to hump in bed.
let us know how it works.
Bout to finish the mechanist or get frustrated and play deathwing. I have to generate heat.

also sometime thinking about a girl or going back to ahot sex time or even beter a time that could have been sex time but wasn't. sometimes loading the brain with those thoughts makes it have to clean them out and then bam sex dream.

I was dreaming ov being a soviet soldier.
Shot down a BF-109, ran to the crash site and raped the corpse. It was like putting your dick into warm bloody pudding.
Woke up with a massive boner.
It was weird but i almost came.

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forgot other pic

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i remember rom the last night, that it was weird (who wouldve thought) and that in the end i was grabbing some swords, that were as wiggly as wood saw and 1st i was running away from conflict, but then i fought back. it ended with me and 2 dudes settling in some valley filled wih riches, i wanted to leave, 1 of them went after me, i cut him and decided to kill the other and take all the riches

>I forget that I'm not a faggot for a few minutes and give the trap the best rim job of his life, rubbing his shaved feminine benis

am i gay?

what

wew

It wasn't last night, but the night before that I had an amusing dream. My uncle's ex-girlfriend, who he broke up with about 20 years ago, but who I still see in town sometimes, called me on the phone. She had some sob story about how her arm was injured, or maybe broken, and she either wanted money or a ride to the ER, I forget. But she wouldn't just come out and ask, she wanted me to offer, and I remember getting frustrated by that. Then I thought to myself, "This is a dream. I don't have to put up with this shit. I'm going to wake up now." And so I woke up.

A few nights back I dreamt about my waifu doing my fetish

little girl i love
no it was not like that you pervert :^)

My dreams are prophecies, I cannot share them with mere mortals

That happens to me 90% of the time, its as if my brain is a separate entity and its playing a cruel joke on me. Maybe its trying to encourage me to loose my virginity? Who the fuck knows.


kek, I do same. I feel like some bloodsucker from S.T.A.L.K.E.R who has awakened and I desperately charge at any unsuspecting female in a similar fashion. Nothing will get between me and my rape toy.

gold bagels

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being an Holla Forums janny

I want to dream about my waifu more often. Last time I did we hugged

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