Things you do that you're sure no one else does

I had the occasion to talk about dick size with girls a few times, most of them agreed that the ideal size is around 16 - 17 cm

Below 16 : Sensation gradually decrease
Above 17 : it begins to hurt both the girl and you actually since you're hitting the cervix

Note that all of these girls where white and of normal weight
I don't know if this applies to asian girls, nigresses or landwhales

Yeah, I keep hearing the same from girls. I still think it's bullshit. Is the cervix able to expand further? How do porn actress to it? Also, supposedly, touching the womb hurts too, which sucks because hentai tells me the contrary.

Have you asked about thickness? Nobody talk about it, like it's a poke contest.
I'm 14.5 cm with 5 cm thick so, I'm good or not?

They usually prefer thickness because it's what actually matters, yeah.

I did but since it's more difficult to measure they couldn't give me an actual number
But it seems to be really important, perhaps even more than the length, I don't know

Plus it depends on what you mean by thickness
Is it the diameter ?
Or is it the circumference ?

The diameter.
I never tried the circumference, I don't have a flexible ruler.

It depends if you pound it hard or not
But remember that the cervix is what prevents the uterus from opening when there's a >3kg baby inside it, so it has to be a really strong and thick muscle

Use a string, it's what most people do
You wrap it around your erected penor (approximately in the middle) and then you measure the string

I did the string thing so I'm 13 cm circumference but does that mean anything? I though we could just stick with the diameter

I'm sure a lot of girls do this but probably 0 guys except me. I use tweezers to pull out various hairs on my body that are either too dark or too long because I think it looks ugly even though nobody else would probably notice. Like, for example, I pull a few hairs on my arm because they are darker than the rest of the hairs on my arm. Or my eyebrow has 2 hairs that stick out and are longer than the rest so I pull those out.

I also shave my feet. I'm not kidding. I have hobbit feet normally/naturally. I think they look so disgusting. I wear shoes at all times in front of others so nobody else even sees my feet but I'm self conscious about them so I shave them

I stick a soapy finger up my ass in the shower to "wash" my butt and stick it in and out. I had a thread on this. Nobody else said they did this. Guess I'm alone in this also

I don't think other people do this but when I am out in public and walking somewhere I strictly look at the ground or people's feet. I am quite ugly and don't like the look other people give me or making eye contact. I'm so afraid of knowing what other people are thinking of me so I'll walk, say to the mall, and only look downwards until I get to the mall. It's like…… a tic of mine I guess.

idk but most condom-dedicated websites use the circumference in order to propose condom models

That's because putting soap directly in your ass is bad for you.

that's disgusting.

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user don't make me cry

i eat my own cum

Huh, I also wash my ass.
Wish I had a bidet.

Do you make bowls out of bread, OP?

im afraid of eating my own cum
but, in an odd way, if i could find a good looking penis id slurp down that warm jizz down my thoat so fast!!!

It would have to be in a very private setting though. I wouldn't want anyone else to know about it

no. i'm not kidding. i make it a bit obvious that I look at penises when Im at public urinals. hoping someone would take the hint. my mouth is still virgin though

She should pajeet swipe instead

Removing my tonsils stone just to take a whiff at them on my finger.

I shampoo my beard and pubes as well.