My daughter wishes to bequeath upon some lucky user this sacred and holy television remote control

my daughter wishes to bequeath upon some lucky user this sacred and holy television remote control

dubs gets the television remote control

Rollan. Maybe watch some ancient ayyliums.

Awww….

I dont watch TV but id have to after that

Roll

Fuck you and your "daughter"

Winrar.

Dubs decide what we watch.
Trips to overwrite.

Hey I have the same control

I-I thought I got to watch w her.

No matter. Watch cum farts 3 I guess

Jerry Springer

I refuse her holy television remote and take, instead, her virginal vagina.

Her vagina is still virginal, isn't it OP? Come on, be honest; you've raped your own daughter, haven't you?

I vote we watch "How It's Made". That show is the shit.

Pawn Stars

This, comfy as fuck. The older seasons of Mythbusters are great too.

Hmm
No, it would be anal because it literally can fit in her vagina.
Yes, in any case she would still virgin.


Oh man, this is good.

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Lets watch the Bob Ross Netflix series.

Watch one of those weird channels where its some low resolution pastor reading the bible

gay porn

Just step in front of the TV and spread your asshole open and shit right there

^

did you just say queef?

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More lolis pls

Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares

Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares

Fug, I double posted

Steven Universe