Brother, may I have some oats?

Brother, may I have some oats?

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no, they are mine

No fatty. Look how fat and round you already are.

But why brother? Surely you have some you could spare?

I do, brother. Don't want to share.

Brother I am quite famished, may I please procure your oats?

Surely, brother, I shall sell you my oats for the low, low, price of your firstborn inheritance.

I smell a jew.

Yes, let us share these oats and establish communism on this farm brother

Brother… I have always cared about you. You know this. But I am starving and you have more than plentiful oats to share.

So I proffer to you: Surrender a portion of oats at once or I will take your life!

Maybe if the didn't care for I all those times the would have enough for thyself.

Now away with you, trouble me no more with this.

So it be then…

You will come to regret that, brother. You may eat today, but what of the next, or the day after that. Yes, you'll survive, but no one will be here to help when your need arises.

You awake as oats. You start screaming only to have water fly from your lips. The world is in sepia.

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KIKES!

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Why are we speaking pig-latin? A mime cries softly as he cradles a young pig. Your grandfather stares at you as the pig falls apart into oats. You look down only to see me with seeds for eyes, I am singing the song that gives birth to the universe.

Sewing the Oats of God!

Let's praise Him with joyous song!
"Open your bowels for Jesus,
Open your bowels for Jesus;
As you dwell in His Word,
You'll be undeterred
To open your bowels for Jesus."
Praise him with many motions!

why does this meme crack me up so hard?

it's not even funny

Juxtaposition.

is this an animal farm?

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