You are in denny's and this happens

>she turns around and gives you this look
wat do

"Alright, alright…I know what you want…sigh"

Sneak my hand in my pocket and whip out my fat cellphone and call the orthodontist

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That mouth is fucking bonkers.
But footsies are footsies, so I'd end up buying some more pancakes to share with her.

Beat her for dressing immodestly, hopefully knocking most of her teeth out so the adult ones can grow in unobstructed and not all fucked up.

Those are her adult teeth, Mohamud. They're still growing in.

Too bad, I have so sympathy for whores.

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Just stop, larper.

I only ever implied I was Muslim, never claimed it. I may just appreciate their cultural values for all you know.

I would wave at her and blow her a kiss

Slip her a note, asking her to meet me out the back in 5 minutes.
And the I…

the fuck is a footsie

You know… one of these

What's wrong with you, user?

Ok so here is what I would do

who the fuck is Denny and why am I at his place?

An overpriced diner-style American restaurant chain.

This user and I are on the same page.

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bumpalicious

What's wrong with you? Beating her up instead of punishing her with a spanking; and you think I'm messed up?

Dental Plan

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