You know what really grinds my gears?

Nobody on Holla Forums is trying to make a new meme anymore people just rehash old shit, post pedoshit, post goreshit, or promote something to do with alt-left or alt-right politics. I want the next big meme God damn it! This site is MORE VISITED than 4chan. TAKE ADVANTAGE ALREADY!

What is the point of Holla Forums if not for making new memes? At the end of our lives the porn will have been fapped to, the politics been abused, but the memes will have lived on long past our expiration date. Now I have tried promoting my own meme. It is completely forced, it is just another meme face, and it has a lot of my own meme magic powering it. But you know something: I AM TRYING AND ALL OF YOU ARE WEAKLY FAILING! Where are your memes? Where did the hivemind go? We go to all this trouble having shit moderators across a variety of boards to censor shit just to make the hivemind more powerful so we can circlejerk memes better, and yet you all fail to take advantage! Are we weaker than Facebook now? Is all we have to our names anymore the past success of other memes, the majority of which were mostly peddled on 4chan?

I say no, it is time Holla Forums made the next big meme. No relying on Facebook. No taking the weak way out and rehashing another political meme. No more reposting the elder successful memes from 4chan which let's be honest here, is quickly becoming dead because Holla Forums is the far superior site. It is time we take a stand. There isn't a board on this site more capable than Holla Forums in circlejerking up the next big meme. I call upon all the board volunteers and moot. I call upon all the oldfags and newfags. I call upon all the meme lords who glance upon this message: let's make the next big meme. If we cannot make new memes, if we cannot rise above the pedophilic gorophilic political posts and make our own fresh memetic content, then maybe we deserve to be the last great chan board. Maybe this is where it all ends for us and we all fall as just another shitposting circlejerk site that gave up on real memeing in pursuit of genuinely garbage content with zero humor or memetic value. But at as for me, give me fresh memes, or give me death. May 2017 be our Meme Renaissance or be our death beds. Are you with me?

Hans Litten would like to McThankYou for this thread!

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LITTEN IS ALREADY A MEME

I propose Glasses Guy as new meme

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I must say, this was well written and you provide a good case. As long as the memes are included in actual discussions and not simply flooding the board, then I fully support it. Unfortunately, every attempt in the past has been completely destructive, and only served to annoy people and decrease the userbase.

However, I think we'll have to do a little better than your current effort. Keep brainstorming; you actually inspired me to do the same.

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you seem confused so let me make something very clear
this isn't the copypasta of yesteryear. i'm not going to exchange expressions of slight passive-aggression with you. if you've a problem with me, just come out and say it and i'll motherfucking collapse on you with the wrath of the maliciously wronged masses
i am the vessel who through sheer desperation and will am imbued with their powers, their anger and animosity, and can reduce your existence to rubble and would do so without a second motherfucking thought you dumb bitch
pull this shit again and you will be due a very, very unpleasant existence
do not motherfucking test me
do not tell me to go elsewhere
do not reply to me with memes
my existence is one of fragile volatility and unless you're determined to realize the full extent of my malice you'd be wise tread softly
nothing personnel kid

Obey the lord Fagottini

i luv mems

Memes become memes
Try to create one and you get absolute trash like dat boi,reddit wyn,glasses guy
Fucking normal fags

forced memes are shit

It's not forced if we all force the meme together.

heres a meme

How about "full-of-shit." Is that meme?

But seriously, the userbase is getting old and jaded and all the new blood we get has been tainted with reddit. We old guys have already been there and done that so the drive isn't there anymore, while the newfags are lazy and uncreative. While we found Something Awful, Newgrounds and Ebaums too restrictive, we relished at the chance to free ourselves. Reddit users are our future unfortunately, all we can do is train them not to be such awful newfags. They have to experience the wonders and the horrors of the internet just like we did and we have to help them. Meeting new and challenging experiences is what makes the ideas fresh.

The memes we do get are based more on irony and self-deprecating humor. They're easy and quick to do. To be honest there hasn't been any real happenings that would warrant a creative force, or that's what most people believe anyway. Could also be that some people are still vary of Holla Forums's future. Like I said, the "original" userbase is getting old. The memes aren't as fresh or creative, but we do get some real discussion going. 4ailchan got bloated very quickly, to the point that making a thread with a long opening post just didn't seem worthwhile. We have less quantity behind us, but we do have quality.

I will say this though; The strongest memes are ones that come naturally. Also, the nigger dick background shenigan is very reminiscent of "old" Holla Forums. Holla Forums still has a lot of years still ahead of it if it's even half as succesful as 4ailchan.

I see now what must be done. Your wisdom shows as I understand firsthand everything you have said, save for Something Awful and Ebaums since they are both pretty outdated now. I will be holding a thread meeting in the name of all the Holla Forums boards soon. Everyone be there.

Can I just say I love the word 'memetic'

Memes must occur naturally. Forced memes can fuck off.

New memes so normalfags can use them? No thanks.

how about an obese child on a yacht

How is this for fresh memery

Honestly, 'memetic warfare' is one of my favorite terms that has ever been coined by the internet.

I am with you, OP

You aren't very good at this are you.

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This face is a great maymay

Inflatable sex goodra meme?

Checked and agreed

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bumping

1 bump = 1 fresh funny meme

i need one of those

wew

It's 2017 PEOPLE!

2017!

Holla Forums it is still 2017.

Holla Forums made new memes recently, the whole retconning of the comics of Sarah Anderson is a meme, and the main trade hub of those was in here, memes aren't just brand new things, they are iterations of existing content

No, altering Sarah Scribbles into promotions of the /po/ board is a meme.

A meme which yet again rehashes the old meme of how far-right Holla Forums is.

Well ladeda what ever happened to making fresh memes instead of altering the form of old memes? I want NEW content. Holla Forums wants new content. What's creative about mashing the same ideology down people's throats for year son end? Nothing except how annoying it is like any other memetic religion.

Interesting

First of all, let me say I am NOT a crazed, apocalyptic lunatic who doesn't know what he's talking about. I have done thousands of hours of research on the topics and claims I am about to discuss. I have put countless hours of cross reference into these claims, and can back them up with numerous citations if requested to do so. I will keep this as short as possible for every tldr person out there. One more thing : pay EXTREMELY close attention to all of the dates.

First of all, let me say I am NOT a crazed, apocalyptic lunatic who doesn't know what he's talking about. I have done thousands of hours of research on the topics and claims I am about to discuss. I have put countless hours of cross reference into these claims, and can back them up with numerous citations if requested to do so. I will keep this as short as possible for every tldr person out there. One more thing : pay EXTREMELY close attention to all of the dates.

First of all, let me say I am NOT a crazed, apocalyptic lunatic who doesn't know what he's talking about. I have done thousands of hours of research on the topics and claims I am about to discuss. I have put countless hours of cross reference into these claims, and can back them up with numerous citations if requested to do so. I will keep this as short as possible for every tldr person out there. One more thing : pay EXTREMELY close attention to all of the dates.

maybe? bleh

I propose grin man as new king of 8ch/b/

you cant create a meme out of nothing, it needs context to be funny

Okay here's your context: I WANT A FUNNY FRESH MEME NOT A GOD DAMN NOVEL JUST MAKE IT HAPPEN OR YOU'RE FIRED!

where are the sick new maymays?

Vote me, or I will shit in your cupboard

ratatouille is a bit of an ironic meme already or at least i thought so

it is still pretty unknown so I could be persuaded to promote it

prefer original content not originating from disney though

disney has become an annoying meme in itself

here's my meme

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Even worse, he's a /fringe/fag who thinks he put spoopy magic in it.

My magic predicted you would say that.

I am become Meme God, destroyer of nonbelievers.

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Yet another autism meme great. Couldn't meme up a more unique syndrome? Nobody ever mocks schitzophrenia in memes what's the problem people?