ICE KING THREAD

Except 4chan can't troll correctly and Holla Forums can.

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I call my GF Princess Laundry.
Because she does my laundry.

Are she cutes?

I think so

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So it's ok to alienate your userbase if you are doing it ironically? Good to know.

JANITOR IS MY IDOL HE IS VERY COOL AND ALSO COOL AND GAY AND COOL AND NIGGER

Let's praise Him with song!
"Open your bowels for Jesus,
Open your bowels for Jesus;
As you study His Word,
You'll be undeterred
To open your bowels for Jesus."

Sticky the LauraB Thred you nerd

I have an idea. Delete everything having to do with pedophilia or Laura B in this thread and instead we all talk about Garfield A Tail of Two Kitties.

This

To the user who was asking for the libre archive:
librearchive.cloudchan.org/

Thanks

This is me (striped shirt) and my mom's "patients", a.k.a. "Tards" at the Philadelphia Zoo somewhere around 1981-82? I went lots of places with a gang of retards, but this was a day I'll never forget…

The guy with his arm around me was Walter. He was my buddy, he wanted to know everything about every animal and he fucking LOOOOOOOVED the bald eagle more than all of you like Mountain Dew, combined. When a zookeeper gave him one of the Eagle's wing feathers, that motherfucker was happier than your parents will be when they finally kick your ass out of the basement. You can't sell joy, but these sub 70 IQ fuckers were overflowing with it that day.

See if you can find Raymond, whom wanted everyone to "touch my weasel" and whom I was instructed to only say "No, Raymond" until he would stop asking to touch his weasel or until he would cry. I learned how to defend my weasel and my butthole at an early age, something you victims never were taught.

Goddamn, that was a fun day!!!

Most people are afraid of retards and various levels of any human potatoing. Most people are fucking fools. You can't catch retard by being near them or even touching them. But you can catch some thing more valuable: Retards teach you life lessons normies could never. Watch any retard on the spectrum dance to music and ask yourself if you have ever or could ever "let go" that much? Nope. Because you are a pussy and you care about other pussies' opinions. Retards don't give a fuck. They do what they feel like doing and feel what they are doing. They live more in a day than most people live in a month.

I didn't grow up in a normal world like you autists, I grew up with actual retards. I say "retard" in the most endearing fashion, because the retards I knew were just that, really slow. Great people, fun to do things with, great to freak out people in public with the only downside of bodily fluid contact risks… but I was 8 years old and mentally these goofy fuckers were, too.

I never thought of calling an actual retard "retarded" until I was told it was insensitive in the 21st century. Retard, tard, tardo… these were actual terms of endearment when I grew up. If they were talked about negatively, they were "patients"… But I also grew up knowing the difference between an actual developmentally retarded person and Down Syndrome, encephalopathy, Autism, Asperger's, Cretinism, TBI, and other various forms of "Potato"… they aren't all retards, at all.

Fuck all of you sincerely judgmental folks, You hilariously judgmental folks are ok. Make fun of disabilities every chance you get! Actually try to make it funny, though… Default: Potato only goes 2 potato Three potato Four. Then what? Humor is the only thing we can choose as a tool to deal with EVERY type of all forms of suffering that actually works…even retards can laugh at themselves. Can you?

In real life, I'll take hanging out with retards at a zoo ANY day over a severe majority of you boring, basic fucks and feel better about myself and worse about you while doing it!@!!

Eeeeeeeeeagle!!!! Eeeeeeeeeeeagle!!!

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plz sticky the State of Holla Forums ALL BOARDS Discussion: Everyone On Holla Forums Post Here thread. it would meme a lot to me

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If you go west far enough you'll end up in japan.

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