Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy36 year old Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser he was exposed as a pedophile. he was in a relationship a 16 yo girl named @carefully. he had a breakdown on twitter and now in a hospital after a suicide attempt. there's audio of his schizophrenic gf/ex-gf (not the jailbait one) having a breakdown. audio: a.tumblr.com/tumblr_o1w43x4GGX1v772mro1.mp3#_=_ chatlogs with JB @carefully: (highlights) kiwifarms.net/threads/shmorky-david-kelly-daisy-kay.23467/page-91#post-1978391
look at him and laugh. he is current year+2 nick bate.
Matthew Smith
his asshole is nice. did i mention that lowtax (owner of something awful) employed him in the past? he also supposedly turned off jobs in nickelodeon and cartoon network
Parker Davis
quite the artist
Adam Barnes
he has a doll he is obsessed with
Brayden Cox
here's his dox:
Nathaniel Nguyen
So who's that pictured in OP? Cause it sure-as-fuck don't look like a 36 year old male, more like a mid-20's MTF
Grayson Reed
it's a tranny and this is what it looks like. he also thinks he has a pussy between his balls
Owen Barnes
wew what a fucking lolcow
Adrian Cook
you haven't seen shit user. look for yourself on the kiwi threads and chatlogs. his existence is simply hilarious
Nathan Martin
bump
Benjamin Hughes
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Andrew Stewart
What the fuck? Does he talk like that all the time? Why the fuck did he have a girlfriend? This is spooky. I can't process this. Please help me understand.
Nolan Edwards
I fucking hate americans.
Thomas Perez
Also, how the fuck is this guy the boss of anything? Why does it sound like people look up to this guy?
Jace Price
Hmm… Yeah, that's pretty retarded, OP. Do you know what pedophilia is?
Cameron Brooks
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Logan Robinson
I mean, I believe he's a pedo based on what I'm reading, but having sex with a 16 year old is not pedophilia. Having sex with a 14 year old is also not pedophilia, even though it's below most countries' age of consent. 12 is not pedophilia in most cases. Prepubescent is pedophilia.
I mean, legality has absolutely nothing to do with pedophilia, but it's still worth mentioning that having sex with a 16 year old is legal in the vast majority of the world, including most American states, I believe.
Christian Kelly
fuck off idiots. he is convicted.
he's a "good artist". look at these drawings. what a fucking artist.