Nerd Rage Webcomic

To be fair I agree with the comic. I always liked the aliens better. It's a science fantasy why not explore the aliens?

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so they're a filthy casual?

Who keeps making these comics and why does the short guy keep getting fucked over.

who cares post some bugs bunny porn, hes hot

do you mean like crossdressing porn? Bugs did that a lot.

That's kinda sad. Is it bad that I would still fuck the absolute shit out of this Samus ?

any, just dump all your bugs bunny porn on me, cross dressing or au naturale, female or futa, he's hot either way.

Not if you want to fix her self-esteem issues user. With your dick.

Yes, self-esteem, then the weight. Considering she's got that freaky bird DNA it probably won't take that long.

Shut up Borsk.

Your Diversity Alliance failed before and it'll fail now.

#MakeCoruscantGreatAgain

Shitposting aside this is a pretty clear indicator of what NOT to do casting wise.

An all human cast with one grimdark droid assassin is not what people think when they think "Star Wars".

Dorkly pandering feminazis, and they made a comic satirizing tumblr's genders.

I really don't understand this kind of thinking, what sane person would look at something like Star Wars a series with goddamn space wizards and talking old midget elves and think to themselves "You know what this series needs? More women."

It just boggles my mind how stupid this kind of backwards thinking is, why can't these feminist dykes enjoy shit for what it is and not what they want it to be? If they want a female lead in SW then they should go read a Mara Jade novel.

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The trilogy being about Mara would have been pretty sweet except that they'd just cast Scarlett Johanson to play her.

Um… you sure about that?

He's not wrong

I mean he's just got his hair back, he's well shaven, he's just a dude, he just looks like a model. Or at least, attempting to be a model.

I'll admit I had a sensible chuckle.

Is…. is this a joke?

I don't think I've ever seen someone make their self insert a buff, sexy, fat neckbeard.

And? No really how the fuck does that debunk his argument?

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D-did he just shiggy?

"Geek" culture is the most vapid, shallow, inmature piece of mass-controlling and mind-numbing nasty capitalist trash that has ever been co-opted, rebranded and regurgitated onto us.

The predominant narrative of a media-centered world where entretainment, idiocy and instant gratification is the most disgusting and malignous form of brain washing the Media kikes have ever created to keep us mindlessly chained to the life-cycle of the consumerist working drone. We're too focused on petty squabbles on fictional worlds and the creative forces behind them; but too apathetic and jaded to care for the real world and the disastrous economical behemoth which keeps it running.

Back a few decades ago, "geek" described a niche of creative freedom and a respite from daily missery, but thanks to the media industry it has been turned and weaponized against us to keep us sedated.

Look at this shameless glorification of what ammounts to children's fantasies. A world devoid of fiction is no good, surely… But i fear we're comming into an age where more and more of us will live in a world devoid lf *reality*.

they coopted it and now its become a fad. Like all fads it will lose its popularity and hopefully we can reclaim it and continue to read our comic books in peace.

is that supposed to be robin? with that hair he looks like a younger version of the comedian from watchmen.

I know for a fact that he's the recent obsession of many teenage girls.
You know, the same ones who thought that Benedict Cumberbatch and Matt Smith were attractive.

I don't understand it. Adam Driver looks like the weird kid in Middle School that got bullied and probably at least thought of shooting up the school.
My theory is that they have the same kind of thought process as the people who think pugs are cute– 'it's so ugly, it's cute!'

I like David Tennant better.

Tennant doesn't look like he was born with a birth defect, so of course he's better.

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Okay, call me retarded but I dont understand anything about that comic.
First off they start by having the short guy say that he just watched the R1 trailer and was dissatisfied with the "diversity" angle.
The big "guy?" Jumps with an unrelated comment that women are half the worlds population.
Short guy answers that in the SW lore, humans dont even make half the universe population and why dont they make a movie about the other races.
Ends with a completely unrelated comment regarding BLM that doesnt really make sense.

How can you fuck up a comic strip so badly, if the author wanted a strawman comic, he coukd've at least give the bug guy/dyke a quippy comeback or a "gotcha" comment.

ha.

There isn't one single breed of dog that isn't beautiful and this is a fact.

The art is so shit
And if I could choose between cool aliens or niggers and dykes why the fuck wouldn't I pick the aliens?
Who wants to watch niggers and dykes shoot lasers for 3 hours?

Bread and circuses. Nothing new.

You're both faggots. Pugs are only cute when they're puppies and before wrinkles ruin their faces and make them look disgusting.
They're also abominations. The faggots that think they look cute continue to breed them with further apart eyes and tinier heads, causing them to have a whole host of issues, including seizures, being born deaf, going blind, not being able to breathe through their own nose.
Abominations are not cute.

It would certainly make the more interesting. Lasers make everything better.

But muh blood purity :^(

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I like their comics about fat middle-aged Samus because they appeal to my bizarre fetishes.

So porn when?

What's the joke?

That Nintendo doesn't really give a fuck about Metroid as a franchise.

Ok, but why the eggs?

The artist really should stick to stuff like the second comic. Less words, more physical comedy, that's how you present humor with comics. I genuinely smiled when she came back out for the cake.

It's a cake with white frosting. Though it does look like they dashes eggs all over the place.

*dashed

An interesting game, the only winning move is not to play.