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dubs

5

Honest.

shitskin/8

Show benis or fuck off

Tits or gtfo. If you're going to gtfo, you may come back if, and only if you learn the rules.

4/10

Would pay to rim. What more do you want?

Show us your cock

Trap?

5

sucky fucky ten dorrar?

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would rail if poster was actually real out of 10

Wearing dirty shoes in bedroom.
Moldy, stained mattress and bed.
Dirty smudges on wall.
No bedsheets.
Nigger-rigged electrical outlet.
Dirty carpet.

My skin is crawling just looking at that picture. Cleanliness isn't expensive, you filthy skank.

Well worn stripper heels/8

Would have champagne roomed in my youth if no bait and tackle swinging.

4/8
1 point deduction for disgusting room and trashy clothes
1 point deduction for skin color
1 point deduction for being ever so slightly chubbier than I like
1 point deduction for being 3 dimensional

Fake 90s has been murdered in Thailand a long time ago I guess

what am i looking at lol

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if you think she's cute and tan now, just wait and see how dark she gets once shes done going through my ovens

gr8 b8 m8 i r8 fake/8

DUBS