Brazil AMA thread

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Hell yes
Well it depends if you have connections and contacts. But yes, extremely risky for foreigners, even just visit the country.

Of course not, officer.
Brazil has a way lower obesity rates and women only exercise their butts on the gym so yes.

Boa noite anão, fica avisado que a nossa risada oficial é "HUEHUEHUE"

Where is Bely and why hasn't there been any new videos of her?

Are 12-14yo Brazil girls down to fuck older dudes?

At least go for Sikhs or Semites! Go to Europe or Canada if you are not already in either places!

HUEHUEHUE pra você também caraio!

¿Ustedes también pueden entender el español?

Realmente son muy parecidos los idiomas, pero quiero saber qué tan fácil es.

No idea of who that is.

Yes for most slum girls. and not so much for others.

When the gene pool gets too small in places that got protected against muslim imigration, countries will beg for brazilian men

Si. muy fácil. Hablamos una mistura "Portunhol" con nuestros amigos sulamericanos.
Other languages based on latin are understandable as well.
The african pronunciation of portuguese is a little hard to understand tho.

Inbreeding, making Islam white, or bringing in non-Muslims of other Caucasoid stocks would be much better alternatives.

Ever seen or been in a mob justice situation? Some poor soul getting killed by a mob.

a brazilian of what?
how many is a brazilian?

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Why does Brizil suck? Is full of ghettos, yes?

Never personally saw it, but I heard many stories of that.
Slum bosses use cellphones from prison to listen and judge informal trial to burn people alive with gasoline.
Sometimes suspected criminals get lynched by the average population.
There is a recent story about a prison massacre in a town called Manaus.

Capybaras
Somenthing between a bazillion and a gorrilion

what does the upside question mark mean?

it denotes an answer

Thnx OP. Seen a lot of scary shit out of Brasil.

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Very high tax rates.
In the liberal dream we would get a great public health system, amazing public schools and no hobos, but our politicians are corrupt and steal most of it.
The "favelas" are only common on very big cities. Poor nightboorhoods are not that differet from teh USA, except that we use bricks instead of wood for houses.

The "¿" is used in spanish not portuguese.
It is used as the beggining of a question.
Example: "How are you?" is "¿Que tal?"

Because of race mixing.

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Thx for answer, man!

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again hot but ya didn't give the fucking sauce

Brazil received a very big variety of races.
The portuguese colonized it and imported a lot of slaves from Africa.
We imported europeans as work force after the slavery became illegal.
During World War 1 and 2 we received a lot of "refugees" from Europe and Asia.
What really fucked up Brazil was a series of big political events (such as pic related and our 1964 military dictatorship) made from pure caucasian leaders. Take your race-baiting elsewhere.

the retarded spammer doesn't care about you. Stop feeding him attention and hide his posts.

feminine benises don't count you know

An honest answer about why his country sucks from a brazilian. Do you believe in miracles?

Is Max Payne 3 an accurate depiction of favelas?

I heard there was once a favela that had its crime rate plummet when all the houses got a unified rainbow paintjob, is that true?

What the fuck is khat?

No. I am personally not religious, but protestant cristians are very common and televangelists are big in Brazil.
I never played that game but from screenshots it looks surpringsingly accurate. I think it was made based on pictures.
I never heard of that i didn't find any news of that when i googled about it in portuguese.
I've only heard of crime rates on favelas decreasing when there is a police occupation.
Wikipedia says it's a plant. I've never heard of that before.
Most likely the nickname for "Katherine". We have lots of fancy names,

It's getting late in my time zone so will go to sleep and check this thread tomorrow.

Generally, what social classes do you have and who is most likely to occupy them?

What typical lifestyle traits would entail for each class? Or, denote one from the another?

Race mixing is bad either way.
It is worse than bestiality, not that I hate mixed people.

I hear it sounds nice at night during the spring.
Maybe you will dream of me.

Why can't you be white like Argentina you disgusting nigger-monkey hybrid?

He thinks last sentence of post related.

Gross, right?

Give top 3 best and worst things that come to mind about living in Brazilia? Don't think too long.

I don't live in Brasilia, I live in Brasil.
Brasilia is the capital and I don't know much about living there.
Best things about living in Brazil:
Worst things:

Colono ingrato

Can you post dick and ass pls?

what can you tell me about this picture?

Do all Brazilian 'women' have penises?

a clitoris is just an underdeveloped penis so, yes. all women have penises

and all men have tits

Do you consider Argentinians to be white?

what do you have against clothing? :D

No.

No idea who that is and reverse image search gave me nothing. I am guessing it's either you or a leftist college guy

There are a lot of trannies but they mostly abvious ones.

Most of them have light skin.
I don't get this Holla Forums-like race pride,
I know there is enough genetic differences that there could be human subspecies, but I would fuck aliens if I could.

It's fucking hot in here because we are closer to the equatorial line. A Summer day can easily reach over 45°C not gonna convert to silly Fahrenheit
When it's winter in the USA it's summer in here and yet our Mall Santas still have to wear those heavy clothes.
And it's great to look at boobies and asses

I've been going through comments sections on videos about child sexual abuse that are in some south american language and it seems folks like brazilians and other south americans have a fascination with cp, is that true? It doesn't enrage the average brazilian but turns them on?

I'm brazilian too. Don't you think that our brazilian brothers are stupid for commenting in every single video on youtube "AQUI É BR"?

CP is a way of life in South America.

If a South American person reaches the age of 5 without losing at least 4 of their virginities, they spontaneously combust.

that's because you're a shitskin with no genetic lineage worth preserving

which ones?
kek. It's either spanish or portuguese. It can't be that hard to tell the difference
It depends what sort of comments and videos your are talking about.
There was a story in the beggining of 2016 where a crazy pedo dude (pic related) influenced by a brazilian chan ( "dogolachan" ) made 2 videos on YouTube:
In the first video he said that he was a pedophile, CP should be legal and that he discoverd he was a a pedophile because of a famous 8 yo singer known as "MC Melody". This one got mostly ignored and YouTube deleted it.
In the second video he said that all fathers the have obligation of raping their daughters to prevent them from becoming whores. This video went viral and several brazilian YouTubers with over 1 million subscribers made a video about him, starting a raid against all brazilian chans.
He became a meme and so pedophilia became little more trivialized and made fun of.
There was another case were a 16 yo girl in Rio de Janeiro got drunk and had sex with over 50 guys on a party. Feminists went crazy calling it "rape culture". An audio recording later revealed that she was planning an orgy days ago and just decided to call the police because pics and videos of her leaked on social media. Feminists are still crazy but all of those who heard the recordings just consider her slutty. Age of consent is 14 here so if she was sober the orgy would be legal and she wouldn't be able to sue anyone.
About 60 years ago, teen brides were very common in Brazil
I just wanted to share these stories because I found them relevant but I still wouldn't say "fascination". Pedos still get lynched by the average population.
And again I don't know anything about the videos you are talking about.

Yes, but on online games I find it amusing.

Brazil has a very diverse culture and that manifests by a huge amont of different small comunites that act as echochambers of morality. A whore a and nun could live in the same neighborhood and they would never know how different their lifes are.

You know, I like fucking my cousin too but it's fucks like you that make inbreeding fetishes less sexy :^)

The guy in pic related is litterally autistic btw.

Why are you guys obsessed with the Guns N' Roses that much?

They held a show here in November but I don't find them particuarly intresting at all.
I just hear anime songs and parody songs like those from Filthy Frank.

enjoy your new (((AI))) overlords :^)

not arbitrary at all. it's the temperature at which mixture of ammonium chloride, water and ice stabilizes. it's very useful information

At an arbitrary pressure and an arbitrary ratio of ammonium chloride.
0°C is the freezing point of water and 100° for the boiling point of water at 1atm of pressure.
I sincerely hope you are joking.