Yfw worm-like mollusc discovered that looks like a fleshlight

So when can we put the fleshlight company out of business?

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Impressive stuff, OP.

I wouldn't trust that with my dick

i'll pass on that thing, thanks, op. unless you go first ofc.

The spice?

Could be a combo of Science and BME pain Olympics?

someone has to try it
for the sake of science
I mean, it's probably better than a fleshlight if it's alive and you just keep it in an aquarium
perhaps the only problem is that if it lives in antarctica it means it likes cold water
and I'm not into fucking corpses/anything cold so yeah that's the main problem
because apart from that it sounds pretty good

You first.

also even (most) Holla Forumstards wouldn't fuck it

Where is your source faggot?

looks just like that burrito I had in Guadalajara a few years back

I don't think any molluscs have teeth, i'd put my peener in it.

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Posted on some marine biologist imgur page

A radula is a chitin formation that's used to scrape food off of surfaces. It's a strip that's used essentialy like a single tooth of a grater. They get about as strong as the nail on your little finger, but not much more. I'd assume it would be safe to stick my dick in it.

So essentially, if you wanted that bitch to choke on you cock, you would put it in the hairy end.

I just looked it up and this post is wrong. It actually has rows of teeth. No need for alarm though, since you'd still be sticking it in the breather, not the mouth, as per

Can anyone tell how thick and long this critter is?

Why bother with some weird sea creature when you could get a dog?

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I'm pretty sure 8 out of ten btards would say no - they can't fap if it fucks up their dick

what kind of fluids?

Blowing a load in a dog's pussy would be incredible

Poor elephant. How is the elephant suppose to drink now?

This, not everyone is a hardcore masochist- some of us are just into spanking.

salty… very salty

This is the internet PEOPLE…there has to be video somewhere.

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I have bad news for you.

im not putting my dick in that thing.
I'm not putting my dick in anything besides my hand.

We could selectively breed them to be grade A realistic fleshlights.

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it looks like an eldritch pinworm.