Would you suck an old man's cock for a million dollars?

t.Albert Einstein

you don't have to be financial genius either to make low risk investments and live off that better than now

If you already have a stable income, you could put it into an account and just collect the interest each month as a monetary cushion that will last forever. Even if you can only get .2% intrest, that's still $2000/month for free forever.

What?
How does that work?

You put your money into a bank or credit union, your money collects intrest every month, and you withdraw whatever amount is over the initial investment.

There's better ways to do it than sinking all $1,000,000 into a single account, but that's the basic idea.

Are you fucking kidding? That's a whole million dollars. Yes, in an instant.

yeah. thing is 2% of a million is 20k, per annum.

I did say .2%, as in two tenths of a percent.

You'd have to be some kind of god to find an institution that will give you 2% on your account.

Anybody who said yes is either a fag or a girl but I'm gonna go with the former. Fuck no I wouldn't and I don't care if it was for a trillion dollars, I'm not putting a man's genitals anywhere near my face or body for that matter. I'd rather go broke than to lose my pride

You aren't fucking Vegeta

Okay then
What if the stipulation was that the old man was also afraid of losing his pride so this would be 100% IN TOTAL SECRECY AND NOBODY WOULD EVER FIND OUT

What then? Suck his dick now?