I AM THE ETERNAL MEME DRAGON

1- More money than the 10 richest men on earth combined.
2- Perfect(for me) wife.
3- A big fertile land emerged on the middle of the atlantic ocean where I will be the undisputed king

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I wish to be immortal.!

(Chegged xD)

1. I want a smug, cute, loyal autistic gf :3

I wish to be immortal
I wish to have the wealth of a small country
I wish to jave a harem of worshipful,loyal, young,beatiful, and fertile women

There you cant fuck this up

I want a million wishes

big cock

1. A communist nation
2. Looney Tunes cartoons
3. A dunkaccino

I wish to be a beloved meme lord and the destruction of modern civilization

re-roll, I want my gf dammit

Oh god, not you

Even though you didn't get trips, fuck it. I have a soft spot for meme lords and destruction so that one is on the house.

1. No-one's stopping you from moving to a communist country. You just don't want to, because communism fucked them all up.
2. You're a living breathing Looney Tune character. And they're on YouTube and file sharing sites, anyway. Learn2computer.
3. Fucking freak.

Absolutely based

I am the son of KEK of course I am based.

challenge accepted:
Easy.
You never said you wouldn't age or feel pain. You will get so old your mental and physical health you will be affected.
All your loved ones will age and die before your eyes several times until the end of life on Earth and then you will spend millions of years alone just waiting until the sun swallaws the Earth and then billions of years burning in the sun until it dies and then wait until the end of the universe that may never come.
Depending on your luck you would be in debt with an international bank.
You never said they would be pretty. They all age and die as well. The good part is that you can selectively breed with the pretiest and fuck your own daughers for millenia.
Actually, this is hot. I can't fuck up the last one.

You bastard

1.The Body of Son Goku
2. Immortal
3. Unlimited Money

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Fuck off Zamasu you aren't fooling me again.

underrated post

Screw money and immortality!

I want Ryoko's abilities. I always thought she was so cool when I was little. Well, she's still cool. She can fly, teleport, and survive unaided in the vacuum of space. I would just explore the universe if I had her abilities.

I wish you people would state better wishes.

Fat wife please.

that place is a disgrace to KEK I tell you they are completely out of touch with real meme lords bunch of shallow wannabes buttloving each other over normie tier garbage controversies and how shitty their mods are

just thought I'd get that off my chest

re-rolling.

A fat wife please.

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one more try.

SSBBW wife please.

I WANNA STICK DICK IN A BIG BOWL OF PUDDIN

You tried so hard but in the end it doesn't even matter.

I will never give up!

SSBBW wife.

I had to google what SSBBW is…. You want that? Well it's a achievable dream user. Go to walmart and pop the question to first women you see.

WISH GRANTED

You Can't escape it.

Just try a little communism

…Super Saiyan Blue Waifu? What?

SSBBW

Super Saiyan Blue Balls Waifu

It's 2017 learn your lingo.

Super Sized Big Beautiful Woman actually. Thanks for the wish Dragon.

No trips no wish. Get rekd or get trips you hobo.

gas all kikes
kill all muslims
burn all niggers

I have granted that wish multiple times across multiple timelines and I am telling you, it is not possible to fully do. There is always a group of Railroad-esque saviors that save thousands of them, you can never fully tell the mixed races apart, and there is always at least one country that saves a large portion of them. It can't happen, I can only grant wishes that are within the realm of possibility. Hitler learned that the hard way.

1.2.3. kill all the jews

1. Split into two pailolis with a shared consciousness.
2. The power to absorb people and split them into two more pailolis underneath the shared consciousness.
3. The ability to procreate via tribadism amongst the pailoli hivemind.

Essentially the Borg, but in better form.

I wish to waste this wish

You didn't need trips to do that

1) Having the capacity to fly through space at an infinite speed
2) Billions of money
3) Eternal physical youth when I hit 30

4,5,6 gas the kikes

Please, oh Meme Dragon. I know I didn't get trips, but could you please make my wish come true? I promise to achieve common interstellar spaceflight by the time I assimilate 60% of Earth.

Your first wish of granting the previous post's wishes has been granted. That one however cannot occur within the framework of this universe so it will come into effect upon your next death and rebirth into an alternate universe where such parameters are possible. State your next 2 wishes.

By ignoring your wish I would be granting a wish. Instead I am giving you a permanent increase to your overall motivation in life so that your wish was in fact not a waste. In doing so I have ensured your wish was not granted due to you not receiving trips.

I wish for OP not to be a giant fucking faggot

I AM THE ETERNAL FAGGOT.

Why do people keep summoning me for sexual reasons? Just because I am long and magical does not mean I should be used for dick-related reasons.

You're not a meme dragon! What kind of meme god can't turn people into (busty) little girls? You're just a big fat phony!

I'm not going to bend the fabric of the universe to such a powerful degree for your horniness and risk an unforeseeable chain reactions biting me in the meme ballz. Feel lucky I have gifted you a quality rebirth enabling your wish to occur at all. If you want a wish to occur within the immediate foreseeable future it cannot bend reality too much or you will have to wait until a death condition occurs. Wish granting is a science you don't get it all handed to you without consequences.

My first and only my first?
My first…
1 - change American values back to how it was a century or two before it's civil war while maintaing it's technological progress

retry

cmon>>6582998

Ahhh!!!!!

Does it count, Epyc Wynn?

Did what count? You never made your wish within the trips so I have nothing to grant.

I wish to die of stomach cancer
I wish to mack on a sweet hunny before dying
I wish come across a decent amount of cash within the next 24 hours

Okay, I saw

and I figured I should wished the wish.

Oh well.

One of those three was already going to come true anyway.

I remember that one time I granted an idiot's wish to become the most powerful meme lord in the United States. Don't know what happened to that guy. Heard something about him going into politics. Probably sucked at it I bet.

I wish that when I die, there's either nothing, or furry heaven awaiting me.

There is no heaven just a higher dimension of existence you enter with no memory of the previous lower dimension. Unless you were evil then you get sent back a dimension. Also the 4th dimension has really weird porn; furry would be the equivalent of fapping to a piece of cardboard by their standards.

Aight fine. In that case, I wish I was not lazy.

I got dubs. I'll take this as a sign that I'm on the right track, but need to accomplish my goals using mundane means.