Just by looking at this picture I already know what you guys are thinking. You guys are thinking about 4chan
Because Yotsuba is/was/always will be - the unofficial 4chan mascot. It's always been this way
MasterChan's mascot is a top hat
7chan looks like their mascot is a furry type thing
Is it Jim?
It was the anime chick with the wind up thing on her back.
MAKA
or Chen
or Lolis
nah
Lolis are Holla Forums's inside joke
We're too autistic to have an official mascot; I'm siding with HeatedTires on Nano being the closest though.
Was Nano being spammed when Holla Forums first started?
Did Hotwheels have a fetish for robot hentai?
Why the FUCK would our mascot be Nano? It makes no fucking sense
vivian.
lurk more
who?
There's an infinity symbol in her key
Chen is the mascot of Holla Forums
Das rite
MODS !!!
BRING BACK CHEN
Make sense
check dem double 69
Can confirm its Nano.
Vivian is Holla Forumss mascot
7chan's mascot is called Conductor Cat
Holla Forums's mascot is a retard in a wheelchair
Any retard in a wheelchair.
Or maybe just a stylized retard in a wheelchair.
Holla Forums's mascot is the YLYL banana
Stickied. You fags need to come up with a real mascot. No it's not nano, fuck you Foxworth!
Bonus points for an original character
chen
no, Holla Forums's symbol is our lord and savior.
it's most definitely Ashley, that or hotwheels.
no fucking weeb shit.
Found the newfag.
Holla Forums needs no mascot.
Nothing can define what or who we are.
also bear
nice philosophic thinking, faggot.
you're stupid.
ashely was hot for a 13 yo mexican boy
Sagek is our mascot
Holla Forums is too autistic for a mascot
did someone call me?
OINK!
Nice non-argument faggot.
There was an attempt on another thread not so long ago…
Here's the result
>>>/out/
I fail to see how an entire site built around the idea of infinity can have one mascot.
Like
Just like Holla Forums, it would be more like us choosing a mascot for Holla Forums instead of the entire site, as most other boards would most definitly come into disagree with the mascot of choice.
your all fucking autistic.
Litteraly who?
KEK OF COURSE
found the newfag.
Jim is too much of a datamining faggot to be a mascot.
Actually, nevermind jim makes perfect sense if we are going by cuckchan standards.
Go back to librechan.
You sure bout that brah ?
you are literally a newfag.
she isn't even underage, faggot.
Go back to /am/
guys
/thread
thats the one.
i vote for red anonymous.
meh
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Yotsuba is japanese learning mascot, though.
Also, Holla Forums should have a loli as a mascot to spite the anti-pedo fags.
Woah! What went right?
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That's the only reason someone have to come to 8/b/, the slowest shittiest place with the worst moderation.
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I ENJOY THIS PROPOSAL
Why are you here, then, user? I doubt you're here for the ponies and the censorship.
For the captcha-free shitposting of course
I meant on Holla Forums. It's a shit board even for Holla Forums standards.
Then why are you here if you're not doing anything in order to improve this website quality ?
I do, I'm pro pedo, that should improve the quality of the board, if it doesn't close it, which would be trivial at best.
Also, Holla Forums =/= Holla Forums. Learn to lurk better boards, faggot. Only because Holla Forums is shit doesn't mean the rest of the site is.
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The cat on redanon's head is fine too
this is literally the only place I can post and there's a board for pretty much everything compared to 4chan. it's slower, but the people are chiller.
I always thought our mascot was that stupid cat pillow
The only reason is top board is because of 4chan reputation on Holla Forums. There are far more "random boards" with less BV faggots, but you wouldn't know because you're probably a newfag in baby's first board.
The only reason I'm here is because of CP.
That's exactly why Holla Forums is shit. When there's a board for everything there's no reason for Holla Forums to exist except for shitpost and CP.
Hotwheels and Vivian
Just how long have you been here ?
You're using the "newfag card" just so you don't have to admit that you contradicted yourself
I like b since there can be more than one focus (lulz, games, memes). I would hate having to go to a different board for each thing. And can you imagine talking about something concerning two topics - depending on how off topic you can go, you might not be able to talk about it at all. So a board that mixes everything seems a better alternative to compartmentalizing every subject.
Hang yourself.
BUNCH OF FUCKING NEWFAGS ITT
IT WAS DECIDED YEARS AGO WITH INPUT BY FIRETIRES HIMSELF THAT NANO FROM NICHIJOU IS THE MASCOT OF 8CH
SHE EVEN HAS AN 8 ON HER BACK FOR FUCK SAKES
This.
Shobon makes a great mascot and has my vote.
(´･ω･`)(´･ω･`)
she looks too generic
Shobon-Chan WHEN???!!
(´･ω･`)
I know that but we don't see her anywhere
And what about Redanon then ?
He's everywhere, on every board
Now.
(´･ω･`)
SHOBON CONFIRMED
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(´･ω･`)
Yeah, well, whatever.
Nano Shinonome.
shit thread.
Go away Foxworth.
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also HW as shobon is pretty great.
Made this shobon theme for Holla Forums.
Please use it. pastebin.com
Except that doesn't work because he's just a tech consultant now. The problem is that post-HW Holla Forums has no culture. We have no drawfags for any board-tan threads, nobody to make decent oc, and no exodus-era oldfags. We're just parasitic tapeworms leeching off of the remnants of 2014 and 2015 while metastasizing our newfaggotry as to shroud anything that could lead to a renaissance.
Why would a site that's functionally dead deserve a mascot?
I like this a lot but the 2ch font hurts my eyes. I'm going to tweak it some.
WRONG.
it's Red user.
Added. This is what I did to it.
pastebin.com
(´･ω･`)
CONDUCTOR CAT IS NOT A FURRY THING FUCK OFF OP FOR BEING THIS FUCKING NEW
it totally is.
Upvoted
Vote you fags
strawpoll.me
not voting.
use poal.me
Can't even vote on this broken site.
Fine then
poal.me
shobon trips
kys
Wow, you are bad at this.
Justice for Josh!
Laura b
Mugen
this dude knows
Can I be a meme? lol
That's because Shobon, Nano and Redanon are the 3 "serious" contestants
kys please
kys
i swear to god if laura or shobo wins im going to spam this shithole w/ pizza until big brother wipes it.
NANO IS OUR MASCOT.
Laura B is just a troll and she isn't even cute
laura b is a meme option, dont pay attention to it
She looks like this girl in Primary school who wants to look older than she really is and is a complete bitch even though she is like 9 or 10
Thx.
Stop posting your shitty polls on other boards, retards.
BO HERE
A vote for Laura B is a vote for Shobon!
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Remember to fix this btw.
Code:
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background-color: #fffeec;
}
BASED
YES
Link us faggot
Fixed, thanks. May take some time to change over.
VOTE NANO
MAKE Holla Forums GREAT AGAIN
Kill yourself and make me a mod please
div.pages {
color: #89A;
background: #D6DAF0;
background: #eae9da;
}
Laura B wins
What a cancerous chat.
(´･ω･`)
Can you link the thread?
he ballet it.
wew
Why is Mark so rulecucked?
I actually really like the way mark runs Holla Forums, I mean at least it's not as bad as Holla Forums
Fred, is that you?
reported
that explains a lot.
I'm serious though, he does a decent job at keeping Holla Forums on topic. Holla Forums however just deletes whatever they want to please the Jewish shill bias.
No he doesn't. He does a half-assed job at everything, except that fucking ice cream cake. The only thing you can praise him for is he doesn't go full retard on anything.
Ok look you little shits there wasn't one until the GG exodus because the site as so smol.
Then there became the threads, first thing red user came up, in a thread that year we had Chiyo Chan from azumanga daioh shooped with the infinity logo, then that stupid fucking pillow, it was never vivian, that was /gg/ only nano became a thing because of the srew, looks like a 8 so no shit it would be up there, then that stupid raccon thing was made by /furry/, boards have dirffrent mascots that why all of you are confused, /baphomet/, /gg/, /furry, /pone/ /christan/ all made they're own mascots.
Stop being retards and make one for Holla Forums, Holla Forums has no global mascot. at least yet.
-rare originalfag
Laura B is the only option, fag
poal begs to differ :^)
Like, what this dude said. I mean, like, can you even force a mascot? It's, like, that just happens, i dunno man. You don't really pick a mascot, just like a meme, right? It just happens.
w-which mod are you?
I'm CIA.
look in my pasts posts son
its empty
o shit rofl, which one are you and I'll message you
fugthelug
Laura b fag BTFO
They lost even though they spammed
How is that Holla Forums?
Does Holla Forums even have 50 users?
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This. It's not just a mascot but a symobl for the great victory over SJWs through Gamergate.
many more than 50, Holla Forums has alot of users that stick to one board., or just come to the site to use small boards
I don't believe you
is tru doe
>>>/librechan/
That's because your mind is still focused on the inconceivable pain that is flowing through your butt right now
Mark and his vol team are at least relatively consistent in the way they run the board while Holla Forums's vols are totally unpredictable and arbitrary. If you lurk and actively post on a board since the day it was created, you should be able to predict what the vols will delete/anchor/ban for, but that isn't the case with Holla Forums.
This is probably the most appropriate mascot for Holla Forums, unfortunately. Holla Forums is just a wasteland of pedophile losers spamming flat-as-a-board, ugly slavic children.
Completely agreed, except for the second part where the spammer gets his way. :^)
can i be a mod pls?
Just use the flag and hide any post that triggers you.
Yus, Also if you're the one who edited that image, I don't know if you saw but it's in the new years card.
trump is going to make shobo real.
Oh shit you're right…
I can die happy now, thank you
You're banned, kiddo.
it's official. our mascot is now "shobo", as decided by the people. what a time to be alive.
okay literally why the fuck are these more than $20?
amazon.com
straight
outta
japan ?
One day I'm going to get a big get with it. One day…
The Jews did this.
I'm more than okay with this.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
I'll be waiting for that day
I think it should be an octopus. They're an independently evolved intelligent species, they taste with their tentacles, they hide in bottles and occasionally they get put in japanese girls buttholes.
that's actually not too bad
en.wikipedia.org
*unzips shobo*
Plus there are retarded, right-wing octopodes that like to smoke meth and incest.
or maybe if Holla Forums was an octopus it'd be more like this.
Isn't our mascot Vivian James?
It's not our fault you're a newfag
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Read the thread
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Shut the fuck up, you retarded pedophile.
5 fucking hours later
Y-you too!
Those doubles don't lie
VOTE FOR A HUGE BLACK COCK YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT Holla Forums YOU CAN CHANGE YOUR VOTE MAKE A GIANT BLACK COCK 8CHANS MASCOT
We don't need a mascot. We're all equal here
All except OP, he is and will always be a faggot.
Democracy baby.
checked
A small paper bag containing a half eaten ham sandwich
goddamnit i haven't been duckrolled in years fuck you
I vote for red anonymous
Bani Temari
Vote for her
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We should just steal 7chan's I mean they're dead anyway so who cares.
Alternative is Tewi! Partially so people draw more Tewi art but mostly because shes cute.
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Is that why he was called "Hotwheels" ??
I just don't want it to be true
Ruby and Hanamaru!
Too bad kid.
travis two knives
may he rain eternially
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You FOOLS!
There has always ever been ONE 8 chin mascot!
resst in pece coldtires
RIP
May his wheels never stop spinning and he has Munchy follow him to Heaven
rarest, shared by Josh himself on IRC
(:3)
Nano tbh
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Is this new theme for celebrating when m00t became kill?
where is the
"just fuck my shit up"
option?
Motherfucking seconded.
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oh wow
Meet your new mascot.
Not black enough
Is there a picture of red anonymous with a MAGA hat?
duh
Here's the huge black cock you're looking for…
The new theme is bretty gud actually
Shobon isn't as cute as Nano but he's still cuter than Laura B
It is Barth
Well, obviously not Infinity Never
huge black cock wins fam. Preety happy tbh.
HBC was irrelevant just like Laura B
3 finalists where Redanon, Nano and Shobon
Shobon won obviously
H8chans real true mascot
time passes
You mean any faggot in a wheel chair, must be a faggot
OC
C
It's nano you stupid newfags
The true sign of Holla Forums coming through.
The real question is :
Where will Holla Forums's mascot appear on the website ?
Since it's not supposed to be board-specific
>>>/zoo/
Get that piece of turd to its containment board
>>>/scat/
Just a reminder. Not much time is left.
Too late white boy we run Holla Forums now
t. big black dick
You guys have 1 hour left to stop the dick.
CAN'T STOP THE BLACK COCK!
Cthulhu for mascot.
Cthulhu is the embodiment of the spirit of Holla Forums
Shobon is fine too because of the hotwheels reference.
I fuckin miss hotwheels
I'm quite serious. You guys have an hour and 30 minutes and 16 votes to go
voted.
good guy, your double dubs confirm.
Everyone vote cthulhu
Black cock wins white boissssssssssss
Black cock is the offical mascotttttttttttt. We da president we Holla Forums everythhhhiinnnnnnggg
#blackcocksmatter
A huge black cock wins babe. We won
WE DA INTERACIAL NOW
CAN'T STOP THE COCK
Time to celebrate now baby.
Wheres the change dysnomia you promised.
give them their black cocks dysnomia, they deserve it.
fucking cucks
I'm working on it.
Thanks dysnomia. Gonna be a good year. I can feel it now.
8chans new mascot is a nigger cock you stupid fucks.
Enjoy the CSS…)
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gj faggots you win.
CSS IS SHOBON