ITT: Deepest Darkest Secrets

Confess to me, user. Start the year with a clean conscience.

i was phone

I railed my mom
t. Oedipus from Greece

I often tell my family that I'm fine even though I constantly ask myself if today is the day I will kill myself.

my prostate has a intense burning pain every once in a while.

i masturbated already 4 times this year

Child abuse (non sexual)

I was caught about to have sex with my baby cousin when my mom & her mom walked in on us before any penis penetration happened. They covered it up and kept it a secret from the whole family and authorities.


Years later I tried to rape another family member but our Grandparents came home early and I pleaded & begged for her not to tell anyone. She has since kept it a secret and nobody knows of this other than the two of us

These were both 15+ years ago and I'd easily try and pick-up where I failed long ago if I had access to a young relative again

You should just end it.

Despite being a self proclaimed puritan I come to Holla Forums as an excuse to look at degenerate pictures.

I'm also hard while typing this.

How young are we talking?

Just greenbelt it cockteases, I can only get so erect.

Same. It's an odd feeling
I browse chan boards for cp but quickly report any illegal pictures and never save anything. I just like to view them sometimes. It helps me masturbate

In real life I'm an upstanding citizen & role model to many. Nobody even knows I browse chans

I'm a virgin

That's not a secret. You are on Holla Forums
We're all virgins

I'm in love with my 16 yo cousin

First story I was 13. She was 3. In my defense it all started because she went to the bathroom and came out with no panties and asked me for help to wipe her. She started it

Second story I was 16. She was 12. In my defense she was a tease and it all started because she was sick and wanted attention

Most of us are in love with our cousins
It's only a secret if it's a boy cousin

Because then that is faggotry

nah
I already don't like anal when it's with girls

Fuck her.

Good

I have come to realize that those thoughts are normal

I'm a toaster

I used to work with a co-worker who I had a bit of an infatuation with. She was married but I had known her when she wasn't married. She was a good looking party girl and I wanted her so badly.

So a few years go by and we work together. It is an office job and we work side by side in shifts. So she would be out for long periods of time and vice versa. She would often leave her phone at her desk while she went to meetings and such. I would go through her phone and copy all her photos to my phone and then look at them when I got home in hopes she had nude photos.

I did eventually find nude photos but not what I was expecting. I found nude photos of her younger sister at a bachelorette party. And I found numerous nude photos of her children. There were a few pictures of her naked but she was in the bath tub taking a bath with her kids so it wasn't exactly "sexy" and she was usually covered by soap or the water reflection.

I saved all the naked pictures of her kids and masturbated to them for a while. I got bored one day and started posting them to imgur & family blogs as if they were my own family pictures. I sometimes laugh to myself when I see people re-post those pictures on other sites. I wonder if she knows naked photos of her & her children are out there on the Internet

Not exactly "bad" as I didn't do anything but when I was 13 and in middle school I was a "Helper" to the Challenge kids at my school. What this meant is that during lunch+gym hour I would help the Special-Ed teachers (2 of them) gather & distribute the lunches for the mentally handicapped kids. Then after lunch was over I'd set up the equipment for gym class and help the kids if they needed help stretching or gathering the balls or what have you. There was a lot of kids and there was plenty of times where I was unsupervised & was alone with them. Overall, I was a "good" kid so I never hurt them or did anything bad like playing pranks on them. I followed the rules and did help them if they needed it

But on the last month of middle school I got a bit sneaky and an opportunity happened that I took

In looking back that "girl restroom" policy was quite stupid. I was an average kid and didn't run super fast. Then the teachers wouldn't run at all. So it would take a few minutes for them to come to the field (or wherever we were playing), grab the girl, then walk her all the way to the restroom. Especially since some girls were in crutches or wheelchairs or leg braces. A few girls didn't even go to the bathroom. They would wear diapers and would tell me when they had an "accident" so I could call a teacher and they would get changed

So they were walking/waiting in their own urine/shit for upwards of 10+ minutes with that policy. Public school is pretty shitty for retarded kids honestly

I jacked off like 19 times since the start of 2017

I hope you are staying hydrated. I'm probably just at 10

Chug water daily

No, that's Wizardchan.

And add Holla Forums to that then
We have probably less than 10 actual non-virgins which are the owners/mods and maybe 1 or 2 Chads who posts here since they like to feel superior to the rest of us

And everyone else here is a virgin. I'm willing to bet 95% of Holla Forums users are virgins

heh

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5% Checking in

Stop trying to look cool in front of others
It's pathetic

d-dad please let me have this

You should just tell them.

I once turned down an awesome job opportunity in another city to stay with my highschool sweetheart. The job would have come with a one-person apt in a nice part of town, free health care and insurance and I'd be able to work with what I love.
My highschool girlfriend didn't want to move there since she was uneducated and had all her job contacts where we lived.

It's now 5 years later and I still work at a convenience store, she cheated on me 6 months after I had decided to stay and told me it was because "I didn't show enough affection towards her" even though I turned down a job opportunity of a lifetime to stay with her.

Today I'm depressed, have no friends (because they were also my ex's friends and they decided to take her side when we broke up), and I'm considering suicice, but I know that would only make me look like a fucking loser and prove my ex right.

why is she still breathing?
specially in an hero
are you a god fearing faggot?

This sucks. Start sending resumes to your dream jobs again. You are going to make it, you just have to be persistent. If you send out dozens, no way are you not going to move forward.
Also, music and movies help a lot if you feel very shitty.

Apply for that dream job again. Get out of town. Maybe they still have an opening, you can still have that dream life and be away from her skank ass.

Let this be a lesson.

he was most likely raised by a single mom

im ashamed to say it but i use windows

Don't give up on your dreams

I took a shit in a KFC toilet and didn't flush

bill has the key to your gate

cuck porn. shitskin porn I find quite disgusting tho

Don't worry, man. It'll pass, things will improve, and you will remember these times as just a really really bad dream. Praying for you

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my fetish is watching women wet themselves, I know its not too bad relative to some of the things here, but its still humiliating and a secret I'm taking with me to the grave.

lol. post pics here or GTFO

i've never spoken to girl my age

I like to dress in girly clothes and let old men watch me toy by butt on Omegle.

I'm a diaperfag.

Some people hate furries. I hate femdom, cucks,and pegging.

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hah, everyone get a load of this loser!

lol I know what you are wanting but I'd get banned if I posted the kids

I want to kind of post the sister & my co-worker just so you don't think I'm lying

But it is buried deep down in an external somewhere and it would take a while to find. And I'm in bed being comfy

I secretly lust for a girl that I met 2 years ago even though I don't keep in contact with her at all. I know its not dark but it's something that I want to get off my chest.

It seems that all the things in this thread that anons deeply regret stem from sexual desire.
How does is feel to be a slave to your own body?
Low-libido woman master race checking in. I've never done anything that's too shameful to admit, probably because I'm not a horny MAN that does any putrid act under the sun for the sake of fleeting sexual pleasure, like you swines.

I'll admit; you men are capable of great heights and achievements, but you're also capable of great depravity, wear-as we women just tend to stay withing the brackets of normalcy, never achieving immense power and glory, but never sinking to the pits of human degeneracy either.
You anons are the bottom of the barrel of male achievement. Truly, the best at being the worst of the worst in moral depravity and worldly indulgence.

That said, please continue jerking it to tranny porn, or whatever it is you waste your time on here doing.

Newfag detected

If you knew anything about Holla Forums is that we are all pedos who jerk it to cp

Haha a dumb cunt is always a dumb cunt

Tranny porn
cp

What difference does it make? Either way, you're still disgusting genetic duds.

From the time I was 12 until I was 17, I groped, sucked and fucked my older sister in her sleep. I somehow knew she wasn't sleep after the first time I fucked her and during the day she sent me mixed signals, completely fucking me up and thinking she wanted it. She'd shower with the bathroom door open and the bathroom was next to my room, she'd sit by me and I'd stick my hand in her ass crack and she continued on like she felt nothing even though I made sure she would notice, she'd wear her bra less and less around the house (she had 38DD) and would always have erect nipples, she started wearing more tank tops too, she "accidentally" left a pair of her panties and bra by my bedroom door, when I saw her naked after her shower she was smiling and a bit too giddy, she bent over a lot in front of me when I watched TV some days. All in all I think she wanted me to fuck her while she didn't pretend to be asleep.

are you me?

I had an Aunt that used to shower with the bathroom door open. She would quickly get out to dry off then head into her bedroom to change

I thought she was teasing me for the longest time. Thought she wanted the D

So one day I went into the bathroom. She was a bit shocked but I said I had to use the bathroom and she said "That's fine, honey"

The way she said, "That's fine….~honeyyyyy~" was really sexy so I thought she was flirting and trying to be coy

So after I took a piss I quickly took off all my clothes and hopped into the shower with her with a rock-hard erection. She quickly covered up and yelled, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!!???"

I don't remember what I said but I know it was something stupid like, "I know you want it!" and tried to press my cock up against her

She pushed me out of the shower and started beating me up while covering herself up and ran into her room crying. She later came out (like hours later) and said that there must have been a miscommunication between us and that she was very sorry as she was the adult and should have been more clear or set barriers.

From then on she always locked & closed her bathroom door when she took showers. I was so upset with myself. I couldn't even spy on her anymore or see her naked like I used to

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My sister never locked the bathroom door unless other people were upstairs with us even after I saw her naked. In fact, she opened the door fully a few times afterwards. Idk what I did, but she fell in love with the way I do things to her and my cock (not bragging just an early bloomer). I was too scared to do anything with her and never did. The last time I had a chance to though, I ate her out, got my cock sucked (in her "sleep") and took videos and pictures of her tits and ass and haven't deleted them in 5 years

I sometimes feel like I'm not human. Not in the cringy, otherkin way but like I'm something else. I feel drawn to dogs and wolves (not sexually) like I belong with them. A lot of my traits seem to stem from being a leader of a group who takes suggestions and criticisms openly to better the next similar decision. I like being the dominant one, I was stronger than most kids my age and older, I have a knack for reading muscle movements and i have a rather short reaction time. I may just be an extraordinary normal human but idk

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kys

I had sex with 2 of my friends fiance's. I have also sex with 4 of my friends wives. I have also sex with 3 of my wife's friends and mutually masturbated 2 more of her friends.

I beat off to anime girl fingernails, nothing else but I can have actual sex with a woman

I once boned a 19 year old, I'm 25 ( I know it wasn't illegal but I still find it weird )

I considered suicide when I was in highschool for attention just so I could be with a old friend form school later in life, it worked perfectly, she was a solid 8/10 worth the 7 years of work.

a man once tried to rob me, I may have beat him to death or caused him to die, he was found dead days later in the woods

I've been involved in a large stock market scheme for 3 years and have made millions while living for free with a friend.

I read threads where people confess things.

I donate blood and I have aids

Kill yourself right now.

Then you also donate aids and have blood.

Terrible anime art triggers me like nothing else