Do you like green eggs and ham?

Would you like them here, or there?

first :)

I do not like you, Board Volunteer

I'm a diabetic you dickhead

I do not like you, fucking queer

No it's fucking disgusting.

they give you disgusting breath.

u cheeky cunt

ham and eggs are not supposed to be green, i think there's something wrong with them

im having soup and artichoke

and i started doing yoga today

it was pretty hard not gonna lie lol

Stop taking shits on a plate and taking pictures.

Where's my green eggs, mom?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Did you fart liquidated spinach and green yoke? if not, you're doing it wrong

Do you like elves? Because I like elves

How's it feel that Laura B is by your definition an old hag now?

I'm not that user that posted those pics.

but those pictures are timeless.

i bann u op

Perfect cocksleeves

ikr 0.o

I fucking love elves.

trips

Finish this sentence,

"Elves are made for… "

There are no wrong answers

I'll do you one better

"Dark Elves are made for…"

There is only one true answer
You know it in your heart

You are a man of patrician tastes.

I would not like them on a truck
I would not like them while I fuck
I do not like green eggs and ham you autistic cuck

kek

Through fasting and other esoteric measures I have restored my youthfulness.

but have you activated your almonds?

I actovated my telomeres.

that's unfortunate, im sorry for your loss

Did your mom make this?

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meant for

I have those exact plates

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no, i'm just drunk

sure you are

Where's the one where she spreads her puss?

cheap eurotrash whore

SHE IS NOT CUTE. STOP POSTING HER PICTURES, AUTISTIC PEDO SPAMMER

we need another way to filter identfy you, use a tripcode

is it that hard to believe that people browse this board while drunk?

You type pretty well for a "drunk" person.

drunk retard btfo

okay, i'll just pretend to be drunk to convince you: ewtqaki ur a faggt345wsts

I'm not 14

uh huh

FUCK THE VOLS AND MODS

MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION IS TO MURDER ALL OF YOU QUEERS

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I think you misread a few pages in the book

Top kek

i think OP is in the right here, we all need to start taking shits on plates and taking pictures of them unlike people who take pictures of their bodies in the mirror.

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AHAAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY

I hate pedophiles because they're supposed to be fucking other pedophiles.