Whatever gets dubs is my new year's resolution

Whatever gets dubs is my new year's resolution

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start smoking a pack a day

Become a better person

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Progressively stretch your anus until you can fit a wine bottle in your ass.

better according to who?

Eat atleast one chicken tendie a day

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According to yourself

Learn Japanese

Dubs confirm. Get a new monitor OP!

No more jerking off this year.

winrar

That is a shame.

suck 37 dicks in a row

i said suck 37 dicks in a row

SUCK THE 37 DICKS NOW. NO BLACK ALLOWED

ok last time. 37 dicks sucked by you and no nigger cock allowed, unless you're a nigger

Take the brown pill

oh jesus FUCKING CHRIST THIS PLACE IS SHIT

find a trap boyfriend through online dating and suck at least 1 new dick a month in a threesome with your submissive trap

OP was always a faggot

previous post is disqualified, that isnt a resolution
OP you need a trap bf

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Go and have sex with a midget, any midget

Become the supreme gentleman and kill at least one person. Yourself counts.

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Consume at least 15 ml of semen each day.

Godspeed, user.
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improve yourself physically and mentally

get really fat

you should seek professional help

re-roll

marry a donkey

It must really fucking suck to be a midget.

Make one epic thread where you perform something no user was ever brave enough to do before, on camera.