Whats Holla Forums doing for New Years?

Get Drunk, Order Pizza, & Chill With the Family… Maybe even Get High a little…

Ill be here to user. Dont feel bad.

I originally wanted to spend New Years alone with vidya and a bottle of whiskey, but I got coerced into hosting a New Year's party in the student pub I work in by some exchange student which had nowhere to go during New Years.

Oh the fucking irony.

fify?

you best get some pussy or else I'm coming for you, nigga

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I'll try my best.

Somehow I still would prefer the vidya and whisky version.

drinking a lot. I've started a day early though

oh blessed lethargia

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you know using a name just makes it easier for people to filter you right?

I've spent the past 3 New Years getting sauced and shitposting, and I'll be doing the same thing again this year. If it goes anything like the previous 3 years, I should be blackout around midnight EST.

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test

Drinking tea and posting on Holla Forums like I do every other day.

monk mode
gathering strength
to rape harlots

Spending it drinking with you jews

You goys should come to Holla Forums tomorrow. We'll be on happening watch all night.

hanging out with buddies or drawing

It's Holla Forums, WE ALL go to Holla Forums

Get drunk at a friends house then come home and shitpost.

Hopefully drinking, doing coke, and trying to find a 3DPD girl as lonely as I am to make some sloppy drunken coked up new years sex with.

probably just drinking. maybe coke. getting laid is unlikely, but possible with drugs

Some some weed
Order pizza and eat it alone
Shitpost on here
Watch Mariah Carey perform as the ball falls.

I'm still going from NYE 2001

Same
plus sex

It's new years.

I'm drunk as shit.
Nigga ask me anything I may be THE most autistic poster here and I'm not exaggerating.
I've had girls throw up on me during sex while her friend was passed out inches from us.
I've been cucked and "forgave"
I've been pegged and forced to fuck a guy because my gf was in to it.
I ran an anime club.
I ran an anime club and fucked all female members of it.
I like cake.

I am the ULTIMATE autist.

But you are OUR ultimate autist.

Friends invited me over but it's 2h away, and I have work needed to be done for Tuesday and basically I have done nothing

I have already said yes but I must cancel it now

Give me the power to call him and say that I can't, knowing he's a whining bitch who will not be happy about it

Well

For the day I'm just going to be on Holla Forums/YouTube & PornHub

Masturbating throughout the day and lurking. Trying to keep busy and entertained I guess.

For the actual midnight celebration?
Probably asleep. I have no friends or family. I'm a kissless virgin. I don't like hearing the celebrations and fireworks so I typically drink some Nyquil and go to bed a bit early like 9/10pm

This way I don't get too sad and depressed and the bad feelings don't linger too long. Better to go to bed early than go to bed later when I'm crying and wanting to end life

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Working

""Bullshit""

Gonna watch Carpenter's The Thing (as I usually do on New Year's Eve), drink tea, and then look at the fireworks.

fucking pleb

Nigga she was Gothopotomus tier.

this what i be doin

I'm doing your mom

She has HIV, enjoy!

always do. I have it too so don't need to worry

drinking alone and listening to gbc, my gf hasn't texted me all day or that much recently and it hurts a bunch

I should've listened

GET OUT REEEEEEEE

me

I have some people that I might go hang out with, but I had surgery on my toe so I'd have to ask someone for a ride and there's a high chance that'll be a dealbreaker. So I'll probably be at my parents house, and they'll get me to stop reading or whatever I'm doing and then go drink a pointlessly expensive bottle of champagne (which I hate) and listen to pop music no-one likes on the tv. I can't even take the dog for a hike because of my foot.

You sound like a whiny faggot

why?

Rub A5-35 on your toe.

Fucking End me Holla Forums I'm not ready for the drunks to barge into my room thinking it's the bathroom and give me there slurred sorrys. Also not ready for the Blaring music that's so loud my friends can hear it over discord and 3dpd can hear it over Skype. Sigh. I hate holidays.

Bout to watch the Penguins game (by myself) and drink til I blackout

Kek'd unexpectedly hard

anyone else gonna get drunk and post on here?

on my first couple of drinks now.

feeling shitty.

I don't remember the last time i had a good new year's i've had in at least 4 years, the fireworks show in my town better be fucking amazing