1. I have my own flag (uncle flag) 2. I have my own tripcode (hard to come by) 3. I like anime 4. I am an epic troll from cats cradle (like dysomnia) 5. dysomnia taught me how to meme 6. I am not dysomnia, this is disinfo meant to confuse and shill 7. I am the king of Holla Forums 8. I make awesome selfie threads 9. I pissed off the old mods and made them quit, giving dysomnia his power during the power gap 10. I am a closet pedophile but shhh dysomnia can't figure that out or I won't be a mod
Luis White
reasons why i shouldnt be a mod
1. i have the autisms 2. I can't computer 3. i do shit for free 4. id ban that swimsuit nigger
Ryan Powell
Nice filename but that's not a pic of you. Men this handsome people don't browse chans.
Austin Lee
>>>/fit/ is that way
Elijah Barnes
stop bumping this stupid attention whore
Nicholas Thomas
counter-sage for faggotry
Brayden Adams
UNCLE IS A HERO, WELCOME BACK OLD FRIEND
Eli Wood
faggot
Camden Lewis
Good bread Uncle
Benjamin Myers
A cancerous tripfag ironically acting like cancer. How many layers of irony here?
James Allen
This is low energy Uncle. Where did your spark go? You've been riding on your fame from over a year ago and it's getting old. I doubt even half the current users even remember you, since most of the oldfags left and got replaces with reddit. You have a talent to be a writefag, why not try that again? If you want our attention this is not the way to go.
Zachary Barnes
nig
Christopher Roberts
someone post the original to this.
Anthony Roberts
Egg up ass and ill put in a good word for you.
Hunter Morales
2 eggs and it's a deal.
Sebastian Bennett
I third this motion. Must be a vid though. Everytime you delete a thread or post, we'll call you by your true name: "Eggfucker"
Samuel Bailey
Reasons why I suck cock:
1. I love traps 2. I pretend that I'm straight 3. I love boy cock 4. I think big dicks are sexy 5. I am a faggot
Levi Reed
Fuck you I've been tracking your posts and frankly I'm god damn sick and tired of your shit posting all over this quality board.
Landon Thomas
...
Cooper Gutierrez
Thanks for that
Nolan Nelson
Shut the fuck up and get those eggs up your ass ASAP, eggfucker.
Hudson Richardson
Egg nog hot or cold???????
Parker Flores
nig nog hot or cold?
Lucas Cruz
If you're a faggot or something. It's EGGS asshole. EGGS. And not boiled. I want some fresh eggs up that butthole.
Isaiah White
your gay
Michael Morales
Great digits!
Jaxon Hughes
You're the one sticking egg nog in your ass. Stick a couple eggs like a REAL STRAIGHT HARDASS MAN.