Ever been "molested" by your mom?

gay

Twice
Once when I was 9 my mother high on heroin picking at her face naked in the bathroom got pissed that I was "staring at her tits" she made me strip and made fun of my child sized penis
The second time I was 12 and I was just getting boners she took it as I wanted to have sex and I had to fight her off of me, she hit me over and over trying to knock me out but I escaped.

im going back to mommy. and im gonna fuck the shit out of her.

No, but when I was a tween/teenager, one of my friends (who I had a massive crush on, but took several years to work up the courage to ask her out) was a nudist at home. She and her little sister would both walk around the house, in front of their dad and brother, completely naked and everyone acted like it was normal. They even did it in front of me (part of why I had such a huge crush on her) after we'd been friends for a couple years and I was basically considered part of the family. I had a hard time hiding my boner at first, but after a while I just got used to seeing both girls naked and didn't pop a boner unless I started actively thinking about it.

Their dad often had one or the other sit on his lap while he watched tv, and once or twice he jiggled a boob and joked about it getting bigger, but he never did anything overtly sexual. At least, not that I ever saw and not that either girl ever admitted to. Their mom had mental issues (she walked in on her dad right as he washed his mouth out with a 12-gauge and it fucked her up), so she was usually nowhere to be seen for weeks or months at a time in therapy, but when she was around she didn't see any problem with her daughters being naked with a boy over. I never saw her or the brother/dad nude, so I always had the impression it was just the girls who did it.

It's kinda weird how you go from "holy shit, why are you naked" to "ok, I like seeing you naked, but why are you in the living room with your dad and brother seeing you naked like it's normal" to "hey, wanna go to your house and play some Mario Kart? Nah, I don't mind if you take your clothes off."

And before anyone asks, no, I never had the courage to get naked at their house. It was never brought up either. Although I did have naked sexy time with her when she became my girlfriend.

This is the only part I won't believe.

I didn't have a good situation at home, so I was often at their house after school and stayed for dinner. After a while, we were playing Donkey Kong Country and while it was my turn she casually mentioned she wanted to be more comfortable. When it was her turn, she suddenly plops on the floor next to me and I freak out because she's totally naked.

I almost ran out of the room because it was such a shock, but the power of boners is stronger, so I stayed where I was and tried to play it casual while staring as much as I could. I was probably beet red when I followed her into the kitchen for a snack, but her dad and brother didn't bat an eye and after a while I just got used to her whipping her clothes off as soon as we got home from school. Her sister started doing it too not long after, commenting that she was glad she didn't have to wait for me to go home anymore.

They didn't have anyone else over at their house nearly as often as I was (I practically grew up at their house, and just went home for bed, tried to avoid being home as much as possible.), and never saw them do it in front of anyone else. I guess I was different or something, because of how often I was over there.

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Dude, no, but I wish I was.

ITS 2017, ARE YOU STILL HERE?

yes. things turned out for the better.