Our history IS altered

I just found out today that Trump ran for president back in the year 2000. There's no way I could have possibly missed this because I followed politics very closely and I have voted for independent candidates since 1992. I'm not from this timeline.

At first I thought the Berenstein/Berenstain Bears conspiracy was a joke, even though I couldn't remember if it was spelled Berenstein or Berenstain.

Then there was other stuff that I hadn't noticed until now. In my timeline, C 3P0 was completely gold. He never had a silver leg, that would have stuck out like a sore thumb in my memory and I'm a huge Star Wars fan.

So how do I get back into my original timeline? Or original dimension? Someone out there should know a way for me to go back. I do not belong in this universe.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Trump_presidential_campaign,_2000
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also, in this timeline certain bible passages are translated differently in different translations, and some films have slight differences comparing 30 years ago in theaters to the newly issued re-remaster.
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON???

nigga i just watched star wars and c3po is all gold

C3PO here; this man is a liar:

Right…


Are you sure? Check again.

dafuq is happening?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Trump_presidential_campaign,_2000

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I tell ya hwat, you just got visited by the friendly propane man
If you don't post this in 5 comment section you'll suffer pro-pain

let me ask you something very simple, but very important:

have you made, attempted to make or thought about making major changes in your daily routine? im talking things like giving up booze, drugs, gambling, bad eating habits or starting workout, be more social, etc?

You're right, something has changed in the timeline. There is something, missing?

Yeah. A Trump victory in 2000 surely would have happened. It's very strange to me that I didn't know about him running in 2000. I'm either from another timeline or another dimension.


Yes. I started eating more healthy, instead of wasting money on junk food. And I have been more social lately. I use to not want to talk to anybody at all. Why?


I think so. Something very strange is happening.

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By changing the inside you are changing the outside. These timeline jumps are, somehow, directly connected with what we do. If you're degenerate, the world in which you exist will be degenerate. The more you perfect yourself the better of a timeline you will wake up in. We are living in the Matrix.

Trump tried to run in 2000 under an independence prty tied to the tea party, its not that he lost, he left before the election even took off because the party was completely disorganazied and he eventualy got annoyed and disgusted with the whole thing. You can easily find videos about it on youtube. He tried to run and left because the party he entered was a cmplete honeypot filled with morons and incompetents. Not that the republican party is any different, but this time he had no choice, it was either do it or lose the country for good.

When did you first notice something was off? I first noticed something not quite right but I couldn't put my finger on it about 3 years ago. Come to think about it, it was when ISIS came into the fold. I don't think they should exist in this timeline, at least not as big as they are.

Yeah. Come to think of it, I even gave up on porn this year. Deleting all the nudes I had of the women I know personally. I wanted to go for love. So I gave up on lust.


I distinctly would have known about this. I don't know how I could have missed something that big happening in 2000.

Here is an embed from last year

probably not, it went very under the radar, he made, i think, 2 public appearances before leaving, he didint participate in the debates or anything like that, it was a very brief event

keep this up. know i and a small group of meme magicians are improving with you, to test the idea that our inner world changes our outer.

I noticed something was off right around 2015 in December. So much was happening at that time in my life and I think it had a lot to do with a woman I was involved with and how I dreamed about her, which made me had the strength to delete the porn I had off my hard drive. I was in love with her. That's when I started noticing the changes. There was things that didn't seem quite right.


I'm not so sure, because I'm certain I would have caught that.


Good idea. I shall keep trying.

Been trying to tell you guys this since /catscradle/….

I know for sure I would have noticed this. How in the hell did I miss this?

Because of fairly low image quality and sand reflection its kinda hard to see the silver leg thing, however you can clearly see it in alot of scenes if you pay attention to the legs, as there is a slight difference
Noone is expecting a name to end with stain if stein is the common version. Ofcourse youre not going to read it as Berenstain
The mandela effect is fucking retarded, you're brain and memories aren't perfect

I know exactly what's going on, I can explain it in many ways. AMA

bump.

It's not all bullshit. Something has changed in our timeline.


Okay. What's causing this change in our timeline?

holy shit you're right stores and companies can't rebrand themselves it must be a tear in the space-time continumumum!

okay

Whoa…wait a minute.


There was no subtitle like that in my dimension/timeline!!!

The Vampire Chronicles was never in the title. I know this. I was a big fan of the movie, I would have noticed every time I read the cover of my VHS tape.

I can't tell you. Not because I'm not allowed, but because I don't know.

I can give you a general idea though if you look through the parallels. Let's start with a few popular patterns..


Artificial/parallel realities
These guys are editing history to create context and avoid trivial information.

A simulated computer program where history runs in specific way during a specific time, it can be edited from the inside or the outside

A time travel series, universes run like TV channels that you can tune to, although it's difficult to tune to specific ones, going "back" to a certain time will give you a similar 'channel' but something will always be slightly different

The main protagonist is an AI/computer program that is capable of re-writing the real world and a similar digital "archive" of the real world

Basically an entire anime genre of "we're stuck in a videogame"

Transcendence
Lots of occult and religious references that only those who studied will understand.
The merging of the collective unconscious into one being, the collective transformation of humanity into a higher form

The connection of the collective unconscious into a single reality, everyone is connected

A "dream world" which is being used to transform humanity.

Ties with reality
Both highly technological, lots of computer references. In Steins:Gate there are direct references to "SERN" (CERN) which, supposedly in this timeline pioneered the internet… Lots of stuff about time travel and being able to EDIT reality.

CERN has ties in with lots of religious stuff especially Hinduism which can tie into Evangelion and the collective mind - Dream World.

Factors that are at play
Religion (occult), Science (technology).

Well that's all I can really think at the moment, feel free to ask me anything specific. Basically, there are certain patterns here that seems … fabricated?

I distinctly remember Ronald Reagan dying in 1993. But he died in 2004. This has never made sense to me. I remember watching an episode of Sliders and they mentioned Reagan running for governor or whatever. I'm here thinking…"wait a minute, didn't he die in 1993"? I was shocked in horror to find out he died in 2004. But if he died in 2004, I would have known about it. It wouldn't have gone under the radar after all this time. He was a huge political figure.

Yes history has been altered, it is a psyop these things never happened.

Trump is a time traveller

Yep. What you're referring to is the "mandela effect"

Like I said, I'm not sure the cause. It could be time travel, collective conscious shifting, parallel realities/universes, some kind of matrix/computer program/AI changing reality, digital history being edited, psyops, mind control.

Nobody really knows, but what we do know is that something is DEFINITELY going on.

Strange.


How would you know this?


You're right, something strange is going on.

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Interesting. But they lost me with calling Trump a "God Emperor/Superhero".

Go be a cuck somewhere else

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You guys are morons.

Fuck it. I'm going to say one that I haven't fucking said to ANYBODY due to I know how much ridicule I'll get.

Vigilantes.

I remember people dressing up as heroes. This shit being reported on here in bong land. No not this stupid "xD WE DON'T FIGHT, WE JUST HANG OUT" but straight up a report of "X Guy dressed as Superman beats the shit out of thugs" etc etc

…Poof. Gone.