I need help Holla Forums. I have severe anxiety, i'm a 19 yo NEET, no friends, stupid, never had a job, no license...

Lair - Someone stupid never say that he is stupid. You must be very wise.

I were in the same situation a few years back when I were depressed as hell and didn't feel like my life was going anywhere. So I read up a bit about depression and it occured (for me at least) because my life weren't going anywhere.
At the time, I was fat, had just finished uni and moved back in with my parents. So I started getting serious about losing the weight (no one wants to date or employ an obeast) and improving my skills in my field of choice and slowly the depression faded as I took control of my life and steered somewhere positive.
So what you need to do is to set up some long term goals and work towards them. My goals were to get a job, move out of my parents house and get a girlfriend (still working on that one).
Hang in there and you'll be allright, if I could do it then so can you, mate!

Jerk off, get a job, do a drug, accept the futility of ascribing any meaning to life in a universe without purpose, and go the fuck to sleep. Repeat until dead.

I'm 19 too, and the only reason I am still alive is twofold: I fucked it up because I am stupid, and I am a pussy.
Honestly, the one and only reason I have found for continue living is that technology might make life worth living by allowing us to live out our fantasies, but that wasn't enough to make me not try to kill myself, so it's probably not a good reason.

I just got my license at 20.
Stop being a pussy and just walk outside for fuck sakes. "oh no talking and waking up is hard"

Stop being fat

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go out and try to make a friend. that is a good start

>>>/suicide/

Stop being a huge faggot and go outside. Get a haircut and dress well. Go find a hobby like riding a bike or lifting weights, preferably both.

you can still make it