Hey guys I have a joke So two physicists walk into a bar One says to the bartender "I'll have a glass of H2O!" The other says "I'll have a glass of H2O too!"
One of the physicists dies from drinking Hydrogen Peroxide
Get it? You get the joke?Peroxide is H2O2
Grayson Williams
you mean hydrogen peroxide is h2o2? pfft everyone knows that joke user, try harder.
Heres mine: your nonexistant gf
Lincoln Morris
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Sebastian Myers
$$F$$
Logan Hill
red
Julian Cooper
Can't tell if you're a newfag whos just copying off of the Holla Forums guide or an oldfag who remembers before Hotwheels disabled LaTeX formatting
Oliver Morris
new fag here is there a new revised edition of the Holla Forums guide? if the $$Fancy$$ doesn't work, what does and doesn't?
Liam Gutierrez
Just the fancy doesn't work, the fancy was back when Holla Forums still supported LaTeX formatting for text. It was disabled back in I think early 2015 and hasn't been re-enabled since
Andrew Wood
oh ok, thanks for being cordial and not screaming "SUMMER!" at me
Adam Howard
Any other day I would but hey, its Christmas. And I think we need an actual userbase here that isn't a bunch of shitposting faggots
Austin Flores
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GO EAT SOME GREEN EGGS AND HAM FAGGOTS AND COME BACK WHEN YOU FEEL LIKE RAPING THE SKULLS OF CHILDREN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Parker Reed
SUMMER!
David Bennett
SURE IS FUCKING SUMMER IN HERE
Benjamin Ross
Two scientists walk into a bar. "I'll have H2O," says the first. "I'll have H2O, too," says the second. The bartender gives them both water, because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position, as well as pragmatic context. Additionally, the barman neither stocks hydrogen peroxide, nor would he ever serve it to a customer since he knows the resulting death would result in a manslaughter charge or even culpable homicide. Furthermore, assuming the bartender is neurotypical, basic human empathy prevents him from endangering any fellow person in this way, irrespective of possible criminal charges.