Been rewatching Justice League lately and it occurs to me that, if it were today, she would have a Tumblr account

That's also his Justice League design. It's less colorful than the older design, but works nicely as a combination of the later seasons with the detail of old. The most menacing I've seen the old colorful Joker was in Mask of the Phantasm.

They fucked with Mignola's design, which is why it looked so bad.

Batman Beyond fixed that by innovating while returning to Mignola.

Amazon Attack was such a shit show

I personally love amazons but DCs amazons were just fucking terrible not to mention bronze age tier weapons fucking everyones shit up.

To think, this one moment of Hell led to everything which happened in Justice League.

Remember that the amazons are powered by divine magic. Not excusing AA, just explaining why the amazons aren't a laughing matter.

what's it like being wrong as fuck

Joker's design is more angular, and sharp but detailed unlike the new version. It also makes it compliment the more rotund Batman design much better than previous designs had done before.

God, what is with these faggots that can't realize "it's better because it's old" is fundamentally the same as "It's better because it's new" Or even think I'm actually trashing that design by suggesting I like a different one more

it's not better because it's old
it's better because of superior presentation and style

after the joker chases the man down and he stands atop the hill with the light behind he looks like the devil himself unlike your pic where it's just some gremlin with a gun

I was telling you that your opinion was wrong, take it as it is

I forgot alot about that comic

All I remember is I think Atlantis was in the war to and the amazons were converting females to become them

but even worse FUCKING GRIFTER DIED

well, the design for return was based on Hannibal Lecter

I enjoyed that scene. The censored version was using the joker gas, which makes sense. While the unedited version stuck the poor sap like a vampire. Which was just as great.

Who is the biggest cuck

1) Evil Hawkman
2) Dick Grayson
3) Superman
4) Terry McGinnis' "father"
5) Lex Luthor
6) That guy from "April Moon"
6) Other (please specify)

No she wouldn't.
She was practically raised as an amazon.
She'd be too proactive for vapid bullshit like internet profiles in general.
She isn't some piece of shit shock-jock who literally makes a living sitting on her ass and complaining.
If made today the plot would most likely be the same, but more of just a spin on one of Gorilla Grodd's plans where instead of turning the whole planet into gorillas she'd turn all the men on the planet into women.
To make the plot seem slightly more original.
The men turning into women would still need to be in borderline comas to avoid A LOT of questionable things.
Maybe Hawkgirl questions if it would be so bad and Wonder Woman would ask Hawkgirl if she would be OK with waking up tomorrow as a man.
Hawkgirl would say point taken and they'd beat Arisha or whatever her name was back into obscurity.
Queue some kind of modest joke after the guys come out of their magical transgendered induced comas.
On to the next episode.

I never read Flashpoint… Though I did watch a good ways through the animated movie.

I wondered about that. Never seen Silence of the Lambs. I guess it makes sense to put on an outfit that stretches easily during transformation.

He was betrothed to Shayera for years, and his plans counted on her involvement. Stung like hell and ruined him.

???

That ended fairly amicably all around.

Nah. Strictly speaking, he wasn't. He got faked out.

Eh? Didn't he cuck Grodd?

This is why we don't like NTR. Fuck, that was uncomfortable to watch.

That guy from April Moon.

Definitely.

At least he got payback.

What happened to him?

Doctor's wife was kidnapped by some dudes and they forced him to make them cyborgs with shit like chainsaw knees. They used it to rob shit. Turns out his wife was fucking the leader of the dudes and was planning on leaving with as much money as possible. The doctor tells Terry the secret code word to shut down their enhancements. The leader escapes and goes to the doctor not knowing that he has been found out, and asks the doctor for new upgrades. The episode ends with the doctor putting the guy under and about to drill in his head.

Most literal cucking of the bunch.

Dude gets more ass than a toilet seat, not to mention he's in a cat and mouse game with several women, most prominent being Babs

Dude was created to suffer, but as things go, New 52 Superman was banging the hottest piece of ass in comics; Wonder Woman.
Current Superman has a kid, and Lois would die for the guy.

Anyone ever read Adventures in the DC Universe? It's a little anthology series done in Timm's art-style.

The reason I bought it up cause back in the 90's this was the second closest you would see a Justice League Next to the JL in Beyond done in Timm's artstyle.

It's pretty neat.

Anyway, do you guys read the tie-in comics to these shows? This ironically isn't a tie-in

As far as I know, DCAU Clark ended up with Lois.

Care to storytime some?

has the Batman Adventures comics in cbr form

It's kind of implied.

The only times Superman banged Wonder Woman was DKR, Nu52, and Kingdom Come (as far as I'm aware).
In each of those, Superman got involved with her because Lois was out of the picture, and he was trying to temper Wonder Woman's man-hatred (really funny that they set up the most well known Feminist in comics with one of the most Alpha males in comics).

Speaking of Wondy, Susan started out kinda wooden before she grew into her role. or is that "like clay"?

One thing I've noticed rewatching the DCAU from the beginning is, Tim Daly was a much better Superman

I've got nothing against George Newbern, he's a good replacement, but I find that every time Superman speaks in Justice League I imagine how Tim Daly would say his lines.

Why did Daly have to do The Fugitive? It didn't even last a season. We could have had two Justice League members who really knew their parts, instead of just one.

Who cucked Luthor? And with who?

Firstly, yes she would. Got to recruit those fellow misandrists and beta nodders somehow, and she has the temperament of your average Tumblrina, without the rainbow hair and crippling obesity of course.

Secondly, why would her plot be any different? She hates men. She doesn't want men to be women so she can like them. She wants men to be dead so there won't be any more. Not to mention that they'd never do a plot like you're describing in this climate of politically correct SJWs and their enablers, A) because such a plot would imply there's something wrong with turning men into women and B) because all attempts to play such a plot for humour like in pic related would just lead to outcry for being insensitive and offensive to all the special snowflakes out there.

Tala and Flash

You forget the way the pendulum is swinging.

Also Clark and Lana.

It hasn't swung the other way yet. Bruce Jenner is still a brave, beautiful wymyn instead of a degenerate attention whore who ran somebody over and killed them, and then used mental illness to avoid charges

Does that count? I mean, he was technically Luthor at the time.

I wouldn't say that Clark cucked Luthor with Lana because he put Lana in the friend zone

Sometimes actors don't make good role choices.

whoa holy fuck. what a badass.

No he didn't. Bruce told Terry that their enhancements had a voice activated kill switch and Terry guessed the code word after the Doctor said April Moon was their (his and his wife's) song.

Vandal Savage

???

Always loved the "welcome to a new age" feel JLU 's intro put up.

The girl even looked like Paris Hilton. Is it worth putting up with Paris Hilton if she can give you power over a small European country?

You can execute her later when you fully take over.

FUCKING HELL

I'd forgotten how poorly that intro fit with the rest of the DCAU.

The series in general fit in rather poorly with the DCAU. Timm didn't work on it

Why does DCAU have so many cucks?

No he didn't. Terry guessed it via deus ex machina before he was beheaded by a cyborg-chainsaw.

Well it wasn't really a Deus Ex Machina.

Infidelity/Adultery is one of the oldest and most used forms of drama - it's simple enough to write and easy to get invested in with how relatable it can be.

See

Makes some sense. The intro wouldn't feel like a Jackie Chan Adventures knockoff for a start. The show wouldn't be nearly as disjointed under him.

Static himself works decently as a part of that universe.

Well let's break it down:
Definitely cucked
Not technically cucked, because he broke up with Barbara
Also not technically cucked, because he wasn't actually going out with Lois he just wanted to
Bruce Wayne didn't actually have sex with his wife so this sort of depends on interpretation
Flash fucked Tala in Luthor's body, so it doesn't technically count
If we're talking about Lana, she didn't leave Lex for Clark or if she did Clark friend zoned her, so that doesn't count either
Definitely cucked

So there are like three cuckolds in the DCAU, maybe four if you count Vandal Savage's fiancée slutting it up right before they got married. Hardly a lot.

No shit, since in the beginning it wasn't part of the DCAU. DC was just a comicbook company in Static Shock universe as given by the line

The crossover episodes though were the best, especially with Batman.

readcomics.tv/comic/superman-adventure-1996-2002
Ohoho, found something.

Seriously, user, do you have any of that comic you're bringing up?

So was she technically a slime girl?

Such a deep line.

If only Tim Daly said it

Also, am I the only one who found Justice Lord Wonder Woman pretty hot?

The whole series was posted on Kisscomics Readcomicsonline is a fucking retarded name

readcomiconline.to/Comic/Adventures-in-the-DC-Universe

that means wonderwomen would be a slime girl

Why are the Justice Lords superior in every way to the Justice League?

It went from campy to dramatic to some mix of the two then Arnold.

Arnold as Fries again could be done well in the new DCAU given Arnold isn't long for his own life preservation suit.

Are they really superior? Yeah they stopped crime, at the expense of everything else

Luthor saved the entire world like twice after that

Technically, she's a golem.

Ah, just had to look in the right place, gotcha. Tanks.

They're not. Though I heard tell that our Diana settled down with Lord Bats.

Come again?

well there is no way this dude had a faithful wife

zero chance

No, because she doesn't actually consist of clay, she's flesh and blood, unlike the Clayface girl.

No, because she's not a monster and nobody controls her. Golems are typically controlled by a master, like in the Batman Beyond episode Golem

Eh, she seems more like 'the scream your head off' ball busting kind of wife. Not the 'fuck the mailman behind your back' kind of wife.

Then again I've never been married so what would I know?

I meant a creature made from clay and brought to life through magic.

Golems aren't technically alive. They're animated, but not alive.

I'm gonna say that his wife probably was faithful. Simply because if she were getting any she probably wouldn't be so angry.

There's nothing like some dick to mellow out a woman.

Depends on how you define life. I think sentience is more important than cells. Slime/Mud/Clay girls are okay too. I bet their makeup eradicates the semen of any men they fuck so it would be like a virgin every time.

Not like human girls, they absorb male semen and bond to men they fuck and become more mannish with every fucking.

Even if she isant a slime girl or golem

MGE classifies amazons as monster girls aswell

Reminder that we have Inque.

No he didn't user.

I know what you're talking about, and I'd rather pretend it didn't exist.

Do you think he asked her for anal when he took over the world?

I mean, it's not like she'd say no.

Not a fan of that pairing. On the surface it might make sense, but their personalities clash like cymbals.

Now this is a cape pairing I can get behind.

Y'know, Future Vandal Savage was actually a pretty all right guy

Still can't believe that he's played by Jackie Chiles

Also, notice that Giganta doesn't wear panties

Show me a bigger cuck than Victor Fries…

Shoulda stuck with porn.

Yeah, that bothered me too.

The writers wrote themselves into a hole. While it was cool that they made Mr. Freeze this tragic figure, the problem was that they were doing it to an iconic Batman villain. Batman villains can't be taken out of commission simply because some new backstory prevents any constant conflict with Batman.

So they finally ran out of excuses for somebody to mess with Mr. Freeze's wife so that he can fight Batman, and so Nora had to go.

Though Dini's story was a variation of the George Sanders Mr. Freeze from the 1966 Batman series.Except he wanted revenge against the man who put him in his condition.Namely Batman.

She was a gorilla, so I'm surprised she bothers wearing anything at all

Nora was originally dead. Bringing her back at all was a bit of a cheat.

Usually when a villain expended their motivation, they just fell back on generic villainy. DCAU did that a lot, and Freeze actually got one of the better excuses for it.

They also made him a spider head for…some reason.

They only used him a handful of times. Not enough for it to really be an issue

That episode sucked
A) Because his wife Nora, who he dedicated his life to curing, didn't return the favour and just married some other man. The way I see it, Nora would probably wait for him the same as he waited for her. She'd also probably try to deter him from villainy and make him realise that she doesn't care he's just a head in a jar
B) Because his villain plot sucked. He's a head in a jar so now he's going around wrecking other people's shit for no reason other than to be a dick. It's ripe for comedy but they played it straight.

As I recall the only people this really happened to were:
-Baby Doll
-Two-Face
-The Mad Hatter
-Firefly
-Volcana

Which is regrettable but understandable. The DCAU already takes a grim view on criminality. From the criminal's perspective they probably think 'Fuck it, my life's already ruined. Might as well use my power to make some fucking money'

She's probably wearing a high-riding thong.

That's one of the things Arkham Knight did really well, it gave Victor and Nora a decent happy ending, even if it was bittersweet.
Nora thaws out after being stolen by supervillains to control Mr Freeze, again, but she doesn't want to get frozen again, so her and Victor (switching off his suit) sail off into the sunset to die together.
I can't imagine an ending that works better, other than Nora properly dying and Freeze going mad, but that's too pedestrian for him.

Bruce Timm is old.

How old is he?

He's so old he asked JLU theme to sound like Asia.

Wouldn't Victor die first? Wasn't that sort of a bad idea?

We're going to story time the fuck out of that shit.

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And that's the end of Giganta's Dick craving for Flash.

LET ME POST YOU KIKEWAGON

I actually feel kind of sorry for her

Judging by how pathetic he is, no. No he did not.

You ain't the only one.

Some women in DC just wanna be loved. Hard or soft.

Um, yes he did user.

Superman tore that shit up regularly. She even had two kids by him.
There's even a panel of them finishing after fucking in the clouds.

Bruce can't even compete with Clark when it comes to sex.

That's still a lot. One cuck is too many. DCAU has 3-4 or 6 depending on who's counting.

That was The Dark Knight Strikes Again. Which was terrible and people like to pretend didn't exist for a multitude of reasons

In a universe consisting of a hundred characters easily, no not really.

Well name another superhero kids cartoon with even one cuck

Also I forgot this total cuck, Original Hawkman

X-Men

This entire reboot was about cucking or otherwise abusing and shitting on Lion-O.

It could be argued that Jerrica would cuck HERSELF by getting with Rio as Jem on the side. But it's a very loose interpretation of the word.

That was one fucked-up love triangle.