AUSTRALIAN ELECTION - WHO TO VOTE FOR?

All of those sound like libshit, gommie names.

Please kill yourself you are not qualified to give anyone advice, shut the fuck up.

Even One Nation is the same cunt.

Australia First is the best we have, but they're a disorganised rabble. Their website looks like shit, never seen them interviewed, and they're running in a handful of seats.

Feel free to donkey vote or vote for the Greens if you think that will somehow help our cause.

I keep telling people that being anti-moslem is not enough. All non-whites must go. AFAIK only Australia First wants to end ALL non-white immigration, not just moslem immigration.

I know Australia First is so tiny and disorganized they'll never win, but it's symbolic to support them at this point. I'm not going to settle for just another anti-moslem party who still supports the gook invasion and Sudanese "refugee" resettlement. I couldn't stomach voting for a major party either.

That is literally not "wait for Hitler". That's calling a lolberg, commie party as a lolberg commie party.

I knew something was up just by the names;

REPORT + HIDE + SAGE

The leader of Australia First (Jim Saleam) was a Neo-Nazi in the 70s.

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Already voted
Xenophon and One Nation

The main problem is they're not running in many seats (or states for the senate) so we can't vote for them, hence having to go One Nation/ALA etc.

THERE ARE NO GOOD OPTIONS YOU AUTISTIC FUCK

ALA and Rise Up are both pro-Israel. Don't vote for them.

SA here.
Using this as a guide
kennib.github.io/below-the-line/

I'll be voting, in this order:
Australian Liberty Alliance
Shooters, Fishers and Farmers
Australian Cyclists Party
Australian Motoring Enthusiast Party
Nick Xenophon Team

This gives me the 12 needed below the line, but not the 6 above the line. Unfortunately Rise Up Australia and Australia First are not running in SA.

Bro you listed 5 parties. What are you trying to say? You can't to do both above and below the line, you must pick one.

Oh I see there are multiple people per party.

Yeah, if I vote above the line I would have to add preferences for some other party that I don't want. I phrased my post awkwardly in that respect.

Not voting for one nation?

Why not liberal democrats?

If you're really concerned about mass immigration, they're not really the party to vote for. I'm chucking a vote their way because I want muh guns back and less of this nanny state bullshit would be nice.

Cutting welfare might help stem the tide as many may not come and some might leave because they can't get their gibs anymore, but it's not a guarantee

I'll probably go for
Australian Liberty Alliance
Shooters and Fishers
One Nation
Liberal Democrats
Xenophon
Liberals

Only thing I'm torn about is swapping One Nation and Lib dems.

That's why I don't want the lIberal Democrats.

If you're in QLD go for One Nation, otherwise I wouldn't. Their other candidates aren't that great.

How bad are things in Australia when it comes to multiculturalism, feminism and other poz shit at the moment?

LDP and one nation out? I mean, it gets really hard to find 12 people to vote for. Impossible. Non of these minor senators are going to get any of their fringe ideas through anyway, right? I don't really know how it all works but I just want to do my part to turn the whole senate into a shit show.

After WWII our politicians sold us to the USA so we're basically USAlite. Now we're waiting to see what happens when the politicians finish selling us to China

That dastardly government, interfering with the free market for the good of the citizens.

Not as bad as say Canada or Sweden but the poz has accelerated rapidly these past few years.

LDP are your typical lolbergs, although given the choices they're not so bad. One Nation is pretty much The Pauline Hanson Party, the other candidates are quite mediocre.

some here's what I've got
Cyclist party
Animal justice (fuck the farmers,kek)
ALA
One nation
LDP
Xenophone for the last two

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What's good about Xenophon?

Anyone know which of these parties are running in WA?

Also what happened with Fortitude exactly? I heard something about them getting jewed with their application to become a party but it wasn't clear

He's just a popular candidate that wants to stimulate the economy. Not sure whether his ideas will work but he has the possibility to be successful in south australia. Rather him than Liberal or Labor.

I ride my bike a lot m8, it makes sense.
Also Aussies are fat enough and have enough heart disease and bowel cancer already, they don't need any more beef. Cattle ruin the environment too. So fuck farmers.

His party supports the wage gap myth but I don't think he's for the TPP unlike the big two.

By you fucking up our farmers you fuck up our health because we then have to import the grain-fed mass produced shit from other countries and you also take a large portion of our exports away.

You're thinking like a selfish glutton. "I ride my bike a lot m8" yeah well I fucking buy Dick Smith's tomato sauce but I'm not going to throw my vote at something which has absolutely no priority whatsoever in the current political landscape.

what exactly does this entail? is it just bikefags being bikefags?

SA so my options are rather limited. I don't agree with the lib dems on quite a few things but I can't pass up a party that would give me more gun rights.

He's as retarded as the fags that voted for Labor last election because muh internet.

We don't need to import anything, Aussies just need to stop being gluttons, as you've ironically called me.
I don't see Hitler 2.0 on the ballot so I don't give a fuck. Of course I have other senators chosen as well, but I'm not impressed by any parties. If I could vote to save the white race I would but it's not on there.

Infrastructure. More bike lanes and paths and other shit. Hopefully enough to get dumb cunt car drivers off my back.

australian-cyclists-party.org.au/our-policies-3/

Great, as if your cunts aren't annoying enough with your newly given holy cow status, forcing everyone to bunch over on the right lane when trying to overtake you without triggering your tight asses.

i see. hope that goes well for you

Slow your roll bro, what's the hurry?

Y'all need to at least get a motorbike if you're too fat and unfit to ride bicycles.. Driving a giant cage causes unnecessary congestion considering nearly every car that I see only has one person in it. Highly inefficient.

that's fucking retarded mate

I don't understand it either. But your scrutiny is unnecessary considering every single party has dumb shit in their policy list and there is really no Holla Forums party,or anything close to it.

tell you what, if you're so concerned about congestion, why not take it a step further? get one of your bike friends and buy a 2 person bike. this way one of you can blow the other while you go on about how evil cars are while they transport the food you need to eat and the construction materials needed for your precious bike lanes

Jesus christ..

That is beyond dumb shit mate. I really don't know why you would take this party seriously at all let alone vote for them other than to be a shit stirrer

Can we just gas all cyclists already. You lycra wearing faggots clog up the fucking road while im driving to go fix your fucking house. Can't you metro fucks just have a tea party and gangbang at one of your houses instead of takomg your faggot social club into traffic

How insecure does it make you feel when you see a fit and strong bicycle rider on the road? :^)

It is actually perfectly logical. I ride on the road all the time. The party offers me something I like. Every other party is status quo cuckoldry.

Y'all are taking democracy too seriously.

Stop being jelly that we are so much more fit and healthy and tough than you. You are weak.

Fucking Christ literally all out parties are shit.

All we fucking need is a Jonathan Bowden type character to start a party and then it can grow around him. Without leadership Australian Nationalism is fucked, and it eternally destined to devolved into cucked (((civic nationalism))) mixed with liberalism like the ALA, One Nation etc.

There has to be fucking somebody. Preferably young.

you're a fucking idiot if you follow OP's advice.

1- Labor
2- Pauline Hanson's One Nation

5- Greens
6- Liberal

please get informed for fucks sake, your future and your family's future are at stake.

Maybe I am. I should probably go and play some vidya or eat some sugar or jerk off to cuck porn and stop thinking so hard, right Chaim?

oops, forgot to add image.

yeah, at the expense of about 80%-90% of your country's population. just reading through some of the shit on that site you linked, we've got

this is the equivalent of an american nigger voting democrat for more welfare. you're scum.

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Start cycling and then my vote will have helped you :)
Plus you'll be happier and healthier.

Realistically, none of these small meme parties will come to form government. we're forced to choose between Labor/Liberal.

You can't honestly tell me Liberal is a better choice labor.

You can only sell Telstra once, mate.

have a read:
howtotalktoyourliberalmate.com.au/

Give me a few years.

When the choice is between a curved and a ribbed dildo, I'd rather abstain.

Labor shill detected. Putting Labor first means that none of your other preferences will come into play.

Also why would you want to vote for a party dominated by left-wing cuck faggots?

At the very least Liberal will not spend exorbant amounts of money of stupid bullshit for shitskins overseas (or in our fucking country). And Liberal are maintaining an anti-refugee stance. Not to mention the alliance between Labor and Greens.

You have to be a complete sack to forget this when it's plastered on TV everynight.

Would need to be some kind of sporting figure I reckon. Trump is doing so well because he has a lot of name recognition already, and Strayans love their Bread & Circus games so we'd need some footballer or Cricketer to come out and start saying what needs to be said in a concise no bullshit but 'educated' fashion

I'd urge you to watch this video:
youtube.com/watch?v=v8D79TkfQUI

Jordies does it justice

Fucking kill yourself, mate.

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Neck yourself poofter.

Fucking why. This isn't 1930s Germany.

Now add one for the people in Australia and not the neurotoxin ants with lasers.

Literally the definition of making the perfect the enemy of good. How about we start off banning Muslim immigration and do the other non-whites from there?

The Labor shills are on message tonight.

H-he's going to privatise medicare!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also confirmed for some outside scrub, who the fuck links to famous youtubers on here?

OY VEY GOYIM ITS LIKE ANUDDA SHOAH REMEMBER THE 6 GORILLION

Oi ya cunts, we can bring pens to the election?

Yeah I know, but lets be a bit fucking more creative. Literally recreating the NSDAP just seems like LARPing. Something relevant to Australia would be nice.

Yeah you can.

That's the main problem I see here though.
As much as I dream of a Fascist Australia, if we look at our history - from our convict origins, to the Eureka Rebellion, to our relatively relaxed police force and our general distrust of authority/the nanny state - the 'Aussie soul' seems to be Libertarian before anything else. Plus we don't have a long national history of tradition/monarchy, or (correct me if I'm wrong) any big names to hearken back to, like the UK has with Mosley, or the US with Rockwell.
I mean we could always reference the White Australia policy, and the ANZAC spirit of mateship or whatever, but I personally don't think any NS/Fascist or even plain Nationalist party will ever have any clout until Australia becomes Sweden or Greece 2.0.

Which is the least POZ'd?

Who said it was a literal recreation of the NSDAP? Besides, were they not successful? Everything about the party will incorporate Australian history/tradition (primarily united kingdom) not german.

You know I see people throw around the word LARPing like it's a dummy, it's almost as if taking the positives from something in the past and reusing it is a fucking crime. You have to be on the brain level of a nigger to have that thought process of "OH HUR DUR ITS NOT 1933". How infiltrated is this board with useless corpses. Sitting on your ass calling out people who actually aspire to achieve things far greater than you because you think it's "larping", fuck off kid this is about survival not brownie points.

Australia still has strong potential to curve that way. People do not need old names (like Mosley and Rockwell) but if you show people what lies in their future they will follow. Australia is very young but rich in culture (be it a relatively modern one) it still has the profound effect on Australians that gives them that sense of sovereignty. I do not think that the 'Aussie soul' would repel people as I think it takes many forms, especially in the 21st century.

I think that all made sense? Not sure..anyway I'm kind of derailing the thread, i'll stop.

Aw yes i'm your fucking man, in five years or so i'll be the Australian version of Kenny Powers.
I don't know what sport I want to play though, i'd rather play rugby over football but maybe choosing a sport that doesn't have a high risk of brain damage would be a good idea if I wanted to get into politics afterwards.

As a burger observer, I wish we had single transferable vote like Ausbros. While I despise Turnbull's republicanism he has kept up at least some of Abbott's firmness on stopping the migrant boats (right?) It will be tragic if a week after the great victory in the Mother Country Australia gets an even more traitorous government, so I'd definitely bother voting were I down under.

tfw not Queensland

Literally multiculturalism without Islam

No thanks. As someone who lost family in Black Saturday there's no way I'm voting for those fuckwits.

I would, but their not exactly a functional party that has spread their message. Or even has the potential in this day and age.

Their all shit. All of our parties are fucking shit.

Reasonably, most likely going to go with

I feel as if we got something that could potentially swing in favor of national socialism mixed with libertarian-ism. Simply because our values have always stemmed from - one for all, all for one, and getting your own shit together.

You cunts better vote today.

You communist faggot, cyclists don't pay road tax (it's part of your rego) it's not your road by any legality.

I'd hate having to vote for a woman tbh.

SA is kinda lousy for the Senate vote.

But at least in my electorate, the HoR choices are OK. Not as bad as that Melbourne user at least.

Just voted. Feels good.

Was at an art school, so it was triple kek voting full right wing.

Kill me

;_;7

1. LDP
2. One Asian
3. Katter
4. Shoots and Fishing
5. Sustainable Australia (even though they're shit)
6. Liberals

Another Melbourne user here. My electorate had one (shit) independent, shitlib Greens and Libs candidates, and an incumbent ALP MP who would win by 15% on a bad day. The green House of Reps ballot is a waste of my time.

Numbered every box on my Senate ballot, though. LibDems first, nationalist/family values parties next, a wide range of single-issue parties after them, then Libs, ALP, Marxist yahoos, and Greens at the bottom. The LDP are actually quite good on immigration; restricting access to citizenship and benefits will dissuade a lot of undesirables from pursuing a "life" in Australia.

All these choices.
Too bad it's just going to be liberal or labor again.

There are two choices

Oh boy I sure do hate the environment, the poor, penalty rates,Medicare, and anyone who isn't Gina Rinehart or owns a bank

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Voted today cunts. Voted for fuck off muzzies.

1 for those Rise Up cunts.Though I heard rumblings they're controlled opposition, but really who isn't these days.

The thing about the wage gap myth is nothing will ever happen.
Nothing happens. Unless they start pushing for women to be paid for doing nothing (and some are) then there's no issue.
It's a feel good point for retards.

I'm all for nationalism but anyone on this website in particular voting for the LNP comes off as a moron. I expect LNP promotion over on whirlpool ($100K starting fancy parts wonderland).
By all means support the actual nationalist parties but put labor before lib at the end of the day.
Libs haven't done shit but ruin things. FTTN is a huge one. TAFE another. WFTD jesus fucking christ.

Seriously libs are fucking retarded with their economic management. They don't know how to stimulate the economy other than giving tax cuts to the rich.

Bah I missed ALA. Damn it. They'd have made the cut despite being multiracial because they're also against affirmative action and Isslimeification among others things.

clear and obvious NEET, the TAFE bit gave you away you fucking bottom feeder cunt

went One Nation, ALA, Family First, CDP, KAP, Shooters here

the other 2 weren't on the ballots

all the staff at my polling place looked like jews, nu males and dyed hair cat ladies in training, i bet my senate paper will go missing

I don't like linking to the communist network, but keep an eye on results live here - abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/

Jewgle at it again with the subtle pozzing.

since when were the greens a major party

since commies, faggots and feminists started pushing the overton window

Around 2007

One Nation.

Are sex changes covered by medicare?

Enjoy your democracy :D and freedom of choice :D

Alan Keyes doesn't belong on that card. He's not a cucked nigger.

Currently Libs- 52 Labor- 45
Greens- 2 LOL! Other- 3

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Kill yourself you fucking faggot.

Reddit is not welcomed here.

just made a meme m8s

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Women again?

This is incredibly tight.

Have any of our indepent choices got seats?

Xenophon Team has gotten one seat.

tighter than a nun aye

Any others or is that all?

Would want to give that a go

What the billybong is going on?

Hahaha holy crap, One Nation are going to get like 4 senate seats.

THE FIRE RISES!!!

vtr.aec.gov.au/HouseDefault-20499.htm

Hopefully they managed to get some decent candidates rather than some degenerates. Although Pauline Hanson is kinda degenerate too.

That is inaccurate, use this one.

abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/results/

Was getting in the senate part of your plan?

Farmers are the bloody backbone of this country m8. Animal justice are vegan fags who need to be gassed.

Get the fucking out my country you traitorous commie cunt.

Na fuck you guys. Cattle farming is degenerate. In the future white Australia we will preserve the environment and our public health by not eating so much meat. If you think high levels of obesity, heart conditions and cancers due to meat consumption are right wing values then you're fucked in the head.

lol meat is fucking fine, eating fuckloads of carbs and sugar is the only health problems

The desert isn't important anyway.

mate, it's just chinks that do it wrong.

Fuck off retard

youtube.com/watch?v=QM_Tyxo8ow8

Friendly Jordies having himself a bitch fest.

youtube.com/watch?v=HV_O3BA5e28

noice

Good luck with your impaired liver detoxification; nutrient deficiency; weakened digestive system, thyroid problems and hormonal imbalance.

youtube.com/watch?v=HV_O3BA5e28

he comes over to /aus/ and posts this bullshit too, fucking faggot he is

nah bro

just realized, the ABC was a projection.

70-69 now, liberal to labor

looks like One Nation has two people in Parliament - excellent !

racist!
it's 2016, i can't believe one nation has 2 people in parliament, when will white australia learn?

its the white australia policy all over again
its reminiscent of darker times

Nuke Melbourne so we don't have to read posts like this.

Fucking chinks and shitskins triggered about Pauline Hanson on Facebook. Fucking gold cunts.

why

everything happens in the late 1940s doesn't it

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We actually memed the current year into their worst nightmare worldwide

Can you link us to salts cunt?

They usually look like lanky skeletons. Their legs look great though. I actually want to get a bike for the leg workout at some point, but bike people are so fucking gay it turns me off.

fucking hell

Would be too easy to find out who I was by cross referencing friends lists.

Hopefully Libs can form minority government and have to rely on One Nation to get shit through the senate.

Just screen shot comments then cuz

iview.abc.net.au/programs/abc-live-stream/IV1512H001S00#playing

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Fuck I need to download flash. What is taking these last 5 seats so long to tally?

Are there any alternatives to flash? Preferably something that wont eat all my memory or open my pc to viruses?

ah goddamnit, i found this list all too late.

enjoy your fine goy

I also forgot to enroll

SAY YOU ARE JEHOVIS WITNESS TO AVOID FINES

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I know nothing about Aus politics. What's the best case scenario here? Who do ya'll want to win?

Liberal/Nationals Party

twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/status/749261836151758849?lang=en

Could be getting a One Nation seat in New South Wales, boys.

Hope springs eternal.

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Why have these cucks stopped counting?? Who fucking won???

they resume counting on Tuesday

don't worry goy

You better not be serious.

Lyin' user.

Need to clench Forde and Chisholm and not drop over 0.2% anywhere that we're leading and Labor won't have a majority.

Fuck, never mind. We lost Forde.

Still have a chance of picking up Hindmarsh.

Aus-Kiwi/pol/

8ch.net/pol/res/6558862.html#6558890

damn

Have a gander at grey, you'll lose that.

doubt it

Why do you say that? We're closer to losing Gilmore than Grey.
abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/results/list/?selector=indoubt&sort=latest

"we're leading" the fuck you on about? Liberals aren't on our side.

They're much more on our side than Labor.

Turnbull cucks for the muslims

Shorten will go above and beyond any cucking Turnbull would do.

yes but grey you're losing it to NXT, which is much more entertaining.

Yes, I am hoping they both lose. Hung parliament and none of these cucks can get their shit agenda through.

Well that's fine with me too, but Labor can still get their majority if they grab just a couple seats from the Liberals.

LDP were on 73 seats last night and now they behind labor kek
With only 13 seats to go hung parliament is getting more and more likely

LNP I should say

Chisholm has just barely pulled ahead now. Still a chance of Hindmarsh too and Liberals may cop it.

AEC now says Labor is 71 and Liberal is 67, WTF is with this count?

So out of the two major parties which is less shit? It sound like the Labour party is like the Canadian Liberals and the Liberal party is more like Canadian Conservatives.

'Liberals' are economic liberals and socially conservative (well centrist at best now), pretty much like your conservatives.

Labor is our mainstream centre-left party.

Generally Liberals are less shit, although the more right-wing factions within Labor can be ok at times.

I forgot to bring my pen and I realised that the moment I reached the box and saw pencils.

Does labour have their version of Trudeau?

Sort of. The leader of labor is Bill Shorten who is a complete fucking rat. All he ever seems to go on about is faggot marriage and muh feelings shit and most of his MPs do exactly the same
Trudeau is probably worse though

Having One Nation in could be a good thing, while they're not explicitly white nationalists they're for limiting immigration and are against kebabs and chinks, who are two of the biggest threats culturally and demographically. If they were against street shitters too that'd be fantastic

I have no idea how that happened

Similar but not as handsome

Have you been a bad goy?

Probably Tanya Plibersek or Penny Wong would be the most pozzed.

Sidney Morning Herald article on Pauline Hanson's Senate victory.

archive.is/4C8hn

How grand would it be to have One Nation slash immigration to 50k a year?

It you type of people who are ruining my area
Its you type of people who make people like me unable to find a job
Its people like you who Let China take over our country
You say that Cattle ruin the environment but they ruin the environment anywhere near as much as China and the more we bolster our economy and buy less of their goods the better

Look I think One Nation might get more than they thought they'd get so maybe they'd step it up next election

I know VIC is cancer but how is she going there, I kinda don't want my vote to be a complete waste

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

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Alright so it looks like the guy who posted this on a forum I frequent is a complete fucking tard then.

the liberals are disgusting as well. turnbull is a socially liberal economically retarded corporate shill thats going to sell australia to the fucking chinks and turn this country into an americanized mongrel shithole.

labour gets us niggers
liberal gets us chinks

Cattle do not ruin the environment. Fucking lefty city cunts like you fleeing the joys of diversity you supported and bulldozing farmland to make way for housing are what ruins the environment.

Voted for Pauline

Then it's settled. Leftists to be used as fertilizer for the farms.

Only liberal policy I approve of is the defunding of the arts.

/gaschamber/

Also I totally fucked over Holla Forums on this one but I was kinda required to do so. The looming Chaos is fucking hilarious as fuck. I got everything I wanted this Election. Now to decide what puppet figurehead will be on camera.

But either way my votes may have been cucked but it was all intended to fuck over the LNP because I got into a personal fight with one of their members (who is about to loose his seat FYI). So sorry pol I had to vote for the Bolsheviks this time.. Next time however Xenophon will probably get it, he surprised me.

Really I just wanted that fucking faggot Turnbull gone and the LNP to collapse. I pretty much got that.. so Job well done.

As long as you made sure you put 1-6 in the top or 1-12 on the bottom and didn't do anything to mess with the boxes it's a legit vote

Mfw did the same thing to my ballot

Geez take it a bit more seriously you two. The Internet is always there for being a jackass.

BASED AS FUCK.

I still numbered 12 below the line m8

Good
I was counting votes yesterday and I was bit pissed when I saw someone wrote Never in the Greens box because that made their vote invalid

Just because you can scribble stupid shit on it doesn't mean you should. Also, I'd be concerned about section (d) (no personally identifying marks on the paper) depending on how broadly it is interpreted and whether "vote saving" is applied to them.

Goddamn dumbass.

BASED BOB KATTER