Elven resistance thread

Elves are the master race.
Humans are just jelly.

resist this
*unzips human dick*

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little dhoine? Ill have you know I graduated top of my unit in the scoia'tael, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on the northen kingdom, and I have over 3000 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top commander in the entire scoia'tael forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of squirrels across the pontar and your footprints is being tracked right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the elven resistance forces and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.

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is this supposed to be funny? or clever?
fuckin dimwit

you sure are salty little elf

Pretty much. Humans wish they were as graceful and noble as us.

it's black hate and impotent butthurt fam.
Humans are truly pathetic.

stay out of it orc.

To late elf, Orc thread now.

total waste of repeating digits nigger, I will have your head on a spike and your tusks as an amulet.

Did someone say dwarf thread?

is a gnome thread

Wrong. This is a nisse/tomte thread.

Is this the new elf thread?

Piss color hair elfs are only good as brothel breeding stock and toilet cleaners.

What are all these subhumans doing in my human thread?

the whiter the better.

——–maybe——–

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any manlet less than 5 feet tall gtfo, the rest lets settle this with blood and steel.

yes, yes it is.
whole board now is an elven board, we are taking over.

>unzips pants dick

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bump

How fucked up can you be to do this shit to yourself ?
people like this needs to be put out of their misery.

Drugs I would imagine

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