NoFap new years resolution

With New Years Day coming, it's time to make resolutions. My resolution, and I recommend everyone else does the same, is to stop fapping and looking at porn or otherwise arousing material

Okay mate

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No way I need my nightly cummies, it's the closest to a bukkake I'll ever get

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NoFap is a business. It sells merchandise and a course(NoFap Academy TM) .
avoiding porn will not help your life in any way.
All their studies are either misinterpretated or false.

I can finally use this meme

yeah, it's not like you pedos have 30 threads a week where you can post that shit

Are you fucking retarded? No need to quit a perfectly healthy habit unless you have some kind mental disorder where you think it's ok to whip it out in public and start jerking, then you have nothing to worry about.

don't fucking tell me what to do, c.u.c.k
if you want to be at the mercy of 3DPD then you're going to fucking do it without me

u wot m8

selling an idea can be a business

etc.
Just take a look at >>>/nofap/
They all felt on the guilt trip and can't even make it a week.

Who has actually done this, ever?

I am not their accountants so can't tell, but they hove some sold out items and their 50$ course would be taken out if nobady wanted it.

Nigger how the fuck is it healthy?
And don't tell me about how it's good for the prostate because frankly I don't give a shit. And like it's been said a quadrillion times, you only have a 1 in 300 chance anyway.
Come at me bitch nigga

Seriously, fapping is the bane of this world. It's retarded and disgusting, and you get penis hands. Plus, less zinc in your body so less testosterone and you get Man tits. Love how people act like they are such a cool rebel if they argue that porn and masturbation is not bad, even healthy. Nigger, it's documented that over 50 percent of the Internet watches porn. You're part of the majority

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are you implying that an idea held by the majority is wrong simply because it is held by the majority?

nobody cares, OP

I never advanced that argument, you straw man jackass. I just hate that people act like they're so cool and unique for jerking off to porno.

nobody does that

they aren't tho

What the fuck kind of weird world do you live in?

The only people acting cool and unique about their relationship with porno are the /nofap/pers who make threads like this

That's because we are cool

Nofap is great. Thanks to the pheromones and shit, bitches are fucking trying to get on my dick. And I make a minimum of $300000 a month trading crude oil and natural gas futures.

You guys should be happy that an OP of such a superior intellect is advising you.

Not fapping for an entire year, how repressed are you looking to become OP?

True, it isn't healthy, but it isn't unhealthy either so I'll keep right on spankin' it.