How many of you are growing up to be like this guy?

How many of you are growing up to be like this guy?

Not too many of us, I'd wager.

I'm not jewish?

I'd wager most anons will grow up to be this guy.

You either die a big guy, or you live long enough to become CIA.

lolololol oh god, kill me

Post your address and I'll be glad to.

Okay

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I am, only my wife is pretty cool.

Many more people are murdered than are arrested for murder. Really makes the neurons tingle eh.

You really wolfed down the koolaid.

If by wolfed down the koolaid you mean I have a woman dedicated to sucking my cock all the time, I sure did, yeah.

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I know two guys that have black girlfriends and they are white. Their gfs never turn them down. Nigger women know their place in a mixed relationship.

Nah.

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Married? Yes. With children? Yes. Miserable beta loser who doesn't want to bang his wife, hates his job, hates his kids? Lol, nope.

that guy is Westeros's equivalent of a billionaire. I doubt most people here will ever break $100,000 net worth.

how are your wife's kids doing?

It's almost as if I was destined to!

No. Even though Al Bundy was considered to be a gigantic loser for his time, he's miles ahead of most American people today. Nobody can afford a house, get married, or live off of a wage selling shoes in CY+2.