You walk into your room and see this, what do?

you walk into your room and see this, what do?

tell your mom to fuck off now that I'm done with her

Wonder how I have gone back to the mid 2000s, and what a coal-burning pornstar is doing in my room, then tell her to gtfo lest i call the police.

lel

Cry with happiness.

ffffffuuuuuuu

Nice.

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Go on 4chan

Tell her to get the fuck out of my chair because it's mine.


Only bad thing was the aspect ratio

What the fuck did this crazy skank bring her old-ass computer in my room for? Who the fuck still uses a CRT? How the hell did she even get it all up here without anyone noticing? I'd be fucking terrified.

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give the amputee lady her prosthetic and tell her to leave

You're a good lad, user.

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Nice.

Get yo ugly ass out my seat and get the fuck out my house bitch

Bag over head

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Buy her a new monitor

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Barth2032

Inform her of the happenings of 2016. The awakening of the white race. The migrant flooding of europe. The blatant msm lies. The fact that people are openly stating the kikes for what they are. I would ask her if she is proud of herself, and her smut modeling career. I would ask her if she thinks she's all that and a bag of chips. A selfie whore in the age before smartphones and kikebook. Are you aware that the millenium has just begun, young lady? And here you are, toying with yourself. What a legacy to leave behind!

have her suck my dick while i play minesweeper

Run. quickly.

I'd introduce her to Pepe the frog (initially pronounced pep-ay) but then I'd "accidentally" call him "pee-pee" the frog. Since I'm already autistic this will sound like an accidental slip up but what I'm really doing is trying to get her to turn on by "accidentally" saying pee pee to remind her of my penis. Then I'd fuck her so good shed become my wifeu for lifeu and I'd laugh at all u virgin fags.

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CHECK WITH YOUR GIRL BUTT THAT IS MY CHAIR NOT A PLACE FOR NAKED GIRL BUTTS LEAVE NOW AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Impregnate her and then hax0r the internet with my superior knowledge.

you done made my peeny excited.

God dammit mom, not again.

why is the picture also on the monitor of the picture, it's not even memey

it's a webcam show

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get out.

shit, I didn't mean to post the argument one
polite sage

Tell her she's outdated.

Start up my Sony Vaio and play some RuneScape.