Elven resistance daily thread

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breed this motherfucker

bump

I would fuck those.

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and end up impaled on a sword.
a fitting end for a fag…


moar elven master race beauties pls.

I really fucking hate elves.

I don't care what colour you are. I don't care where you're from. I don't care what you do for a living. I don't care what class you are, how you dress, what you smoke or drink or who you know or whom you've fucked.

I hate you all. I hate every last living, breathing, snot and feces producing, promiscuously copulating, forest obsessed, opinionated one of you. Every. Single. Last. One. Of. You.

nice pasta.

works both ways you see?


really fucking hate humans.

I don't care what colour you are. I don't care where you're from. I don't care what you do for a living. I don't care what class you are, how you dress, what you smoke or drink or who you know or whom you've fucked.

I hate you all. I hate every last living, breathing, snot and feces producing, promiscuously copulating, city obsessed, opinionated one of you. Every. Single. Last. One. Of. You.

Elves are sluts

humans are the jews with their trades coins and caravans.

This is why we slaughter them

human propaganda.
gtfo

Tell me savages elves, why is your kind always raped and slaughtered by simple creatures such as orcs?

it's the truth

I'm human

Not always, sometimes we kill them sometimes they kill us, attacking defenseless elven villages where women and children dwell is not honorable or praise worthy.

watch when the powers are balanced elven fighters will win against orcs any day.
we have courage and intelligence, they only have brute force.

plus you humans are no strangers to being raped and slaughtered by orcs.
house of glass…etc

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FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCKER! I LOVE ELVES! YOU FUCKER. FUCK YOU.

please help

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I want to tenderly love a qt elf maiden

High elves are a mistake.

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we were here first fuck off

fight for the cause and you will be an honorary elf, marry and elven beauty and be respected by the elven clans.

when you say "tenderly love" you mean rape, right?

It's hard to believe that some "high" elf villages would produce such vulgar and uncouth stock such as yourself.

what is the cause? how can I help?

will I get cuter and have pointy ears and become more feminine? will I become a full package futanari elf?

fight the human supremacists where they may be.
ruin their threads and join your brethren in the elven insurgency to raid humans.

ummmmm , well, we have magicians that can fix you up fam.

Elves are just a sad sad excuse to fuck niggers.

sweet! where are the human supremacist threads? I have never seen one before?

also where do I join my elven fam?


where do I meet these wonderful magician elven doctors of healing? much respect!

elven camps in the forests, although as a human I wouldn't go there alone first, after many battles with humans and many elfs killed, they don't look kindly on humans, although we can escort you there, we have some humans in our ranks,we treat them like brothers as long as they are loyal to the cause.

should not be surprised considering the lot in found on Holla Forums. I suppose it's only natural for a race that inbreds so heavily.

kek,human calling us vulgar.

best joke I heard today.

I've wandered around in the forest before but never found any elves. I'm really sad because I don't know how to contact the elves.

elf

elf c-u-c-k

WARNING MY ELVEN BROTHERS AND SISTERS! SOME BASTARDS HAVE CHANGED THE WORD elf TO SAY ELF!

whistle, it's a good way to get killed if you are human though, you can't detect elves, stealthy mother fuckers, but be sure they are watching.

testing
elf

elf

SOLUTION (for now): we say cucc instead

oh shit.
faggot needs to be reminded. soon
but we will not react we will not be baited we will pick our battles.

also dysnomia is a homosexual-jew

What a bunch of cuᴄks…

I c what you did there.

I dindu nuffin - I swear

can confirm, he good boy

the proper use of elves.

FOR TALOS!

I agree the elves of skyrim are shitty, but in other games they are good.

I want to fuck an elf (male).

CUCK
cuck

DEEDLIT, I FUCKING KNEW IT

Why lolicon? Fucking pedo. keep that shit to yourself.