Listening to my slut neighbor fucking random studs

I hate this shit, dammit. I can't sleep because that bitch is too loud and I can't distract myself by having sex myself because sperg. Merry fucking Christmas you insatiable twat.

get earplugs

Get in on the action op. Not right now off course. Try to get some when she's alone.

This is the correct answer.
No need to be jelly.
Get some!

How?

Do I just break into her place and force myself upon her?

Oh elfs.

Are you in an apartment? Talk to the land lord or be a man and pound on the wall

Reminds me of how I flirted with a neighbor girl then the next week she brought home a nigger :/

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I would recommend to sneak when she is asleep or drunk. that way she wouldn't know

Sauce

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Maybe back in the early 1900s

I don't know if this work or not, i just like to keep things. Maybe it would work in ghettos?

Start pretending you're fucking even more frequently than her. Use porn sounds from amateur shit. Might be some work. Make a soundboard or something. Make her hear it. Make her think about it all the time. When she comes by out of whore curiosity fuck her in the butt.

Or if you actually have some balls: start moaning loudly eveytime she makes noise. Either she'll stop being so loud or better she'll come by to yell at you. Stand there looking with your smug anime face and let yet yell at you until she's out of breath. Then nonchalantly tell her she's cuter than you thought. Proceed to fuck her in the butt. If you're not charming and confident this wont work.

I hate this shit, dammit. I can't sleep because that loser is too loud so I have to distract myself by having sex myself. Merry fucking Christmas you insufferable virgin .

This.
If shes sleeps around that much she should be easy enough.

record sounds and post in vocaroo and give link

This, also call the police, maybe it isnt just fucking.

get pic related and crash her party

then pull out your big guy and say "4u"

she will get horny and ask if anal was a part of your plan

The fire rises

gtfo snitch

Most houses only use shitty pickable locks.

That's a pretty solid idea, hoonestly

That pic is disgusting as fuck.

checked

i've never been able to get a jiggler to work and i've fucked around for hours


are you kidding me? who uses locks that i can't pick


its like u don't even want me to fap

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would those work with these?

Not a chance.

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I dunno what's worse… when she starts screaming out "Fuck me, daddy…" or wat?

I'm a NEET, virgo loser myself, by no means an expert, but NIGGA GO GET A PIECE OF THAT. You have a nympho right next door and you aint fuckin' her? Are you gay? I know you said you're a sperg but it couldn't hurt to try. Sheeit.

Slip $100 under her door with a note that there's $900 more in store for her after she fucks you.

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i actually got into that shit recently and i must say stealing is much easier than i thought, specially when you're white and you don't look like a criminal such as a nigger. when i was a kid i was interested in lockpicks and i randomly lockpicked the doors of my own house and that of my neighbours so i have quite a bit of experience. Recently i saw some guy leave his home with a woman and 2 kids, plus baggage tied to the car's roof so it was obvious they were leaving for the year's end. That same night i walked into their home, stole a single box of presents that had a notebook inside, a tablet someone had left plugged in the television's usb port, a psp vita (with the charger obv), ate some food from their fridge, took some random computer mouse and kicked their cat

Well done on the cat; they're fucking assholes. You're still a nigger for the stealing though.
I hope you're behind 7 proxies, at least one VPN paid for with anonymized buttcoin, posting from a wireless network you hacked into while wardriving in a stolen car miles from your house on a used older laptop you bought in cash.

Otherwise, RIP in peice nigganon.

What are these dubs that indicate a growing spice addiction in one so water-fat?

no u