Foreskin Restoration

I know these kinds of topics are typically frowned upon, but I think that it is highly important for us all to undo the damage done to all of us at birth.

On the day you were born, your body did not belong to you or your parents. It belonged to the state, in which they prompted to circumcise you at only 10 days old, with no pain medication. You didn't sign up for this. You never wanted this. Yet, by some reason, your parents were granted the right to modify and change your body. Now, thanks to them, you may never experience sex to the full extent.

Unless…

You restore your missing foreskin.

All kinds of different media and liberals mock and shame those who seek to this. They disregard them as "creeps", "selfish", or "obsessed". The Jew doesn't want you to find out that you can reverse this sexually crippling injury known as circumcision.

No longer will they be able to get shekels from selling you viagra pills to help you sustain a synthetic erection. No longer will they be able to sell you lube to help your dried, cracked penis not bleed from tight erections. You will have a natural, healthy penis, which poses a huge threat to their multibillionare business.

However, they will shun and shame you for doing this as often as possible. They don't want you to be able to put two and two together. They want you to remain a sexual cripple with a cut, Jew penis that feels little of anything, thus almost never getting an erection.

You could either live with the mark of the Jew on your shaft and have crippled sex life, or you could have a natural healthy penis again. It isn't too easy to start restoring and stick to it for a long time, but the wait is definitely worth it.

Not to mention, restoring is getting easier, cheaper, more efficient, and more comfortable.

A great device to start with would be the hyper restore, found at hyperrestore.com/ but it is based on my own personal experience that I like this one the best. You can use any device/method which fits you the best.

Good luck and godspeed brothers.

Other urls found in this thread:

softserve.8ch.net/account/login/
restoringforeskin.org/public/manual-tugging/method-2
foregen.org/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

If you want to shill your products, buy ad space buddy.

softserve.8ch.net/account/login/

Agent Perrin?

I'm not shilling in any way, idiot, I'm trying to help pollacks who have been affected by circumcision.

At least spoiler that shit OP.

yep, it's a raider

Of course you take the message completely out of context. Out of all the things that set an alarm off in your head, it's because I forgot to spoiler something?

Fuck off.


Well, atleast you remembered to cycle IP's before posting.

No one wants to talk about dicks with you, OP.

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shilling your product and finding an excuse to put unspoilered cocks in the catalog. Kill yourself OP.

And here you are, wasting your time on a thread that has almost nothing to do with you.

Good job taking the entire message out of the real context, but I guess that's all I can expect from someone who's paid to shit up a board.

Been away for a while. Nice to see Holla Forums is still obsessed with dicks. Always loved my favorite gay board.

goddamn, why do they always find the flakiest fucking dick possible. Whose dick even looks like that?

sage and report

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Kill yourself.


It's alright. Just say "not gay" and everything will be fine.

I kek'd

You don't need the shitty device OP is shilling, there are stretches that work just as well.

restoringforeskin.org/public/manual-tugging/method-2

It's a total waste of time m8. Just make sure not to do it to your kids and move on.

I'd gotta say, your father is pretty based.

Isn't there researchers looking into restoring the foreskin and nerve endings?

Oy that's really antisemitic.

fucking kikes.
not that I wouldn't consider getting the operation done

Nah fuck off

What am I looking at here?

Are those hotdogs?

Take that shit to >>>/food/

kikepost the kikepost.kikepost/kikepost

I'd still rather have phimosis than be circumsised, though.

You hungry bro?

You want some boiled Franks?

I have a pretty loose circumcision and I can pull the my foreskin half way up my head when I have an erection.
Do I even need foreskin restoration?

yeah there is.
I forgot what it was called but they were asking for people to donate.

Just wait for Foregen dude lmao

foregen.org/

holy fuck honestly who cares, I'm sure all of us would like our foreskin and won't circumcise our sons but "foreskin restoration" is the most retarded thing to spend time/money on, especially in times like these

what kind of stretching techniques did you use to fix it?

Damn I love my foreskin.
I feel genuine empathy for you guys who got it chopped off, especially considering its against the bible and most Christian parents just do it because Mr. Rosenblatt said so.

MFW you mischling circumtards get gassed first

most Americans do it because they are told its healthier by the (((doctor)))

My father didn't want have be circumcised because he didn't see the point of inflicting a painful and irreversible procedure on an infant, when there's no benefits to it.
I'm glad I inherited his sense of rationality.

I bet Jews enjoy these threads, watching us mourn the part of us we had stolen at birth.

Seriously OP? This is what you're selling? Go shill Holla Forums or /wx/ with this degenerate garbage.

likewise, and I'm cut.
least you can stretch out your skin, my nerves are never coming back.
I feel more on the palm of my hand than the head of my dick.


are you covered when you're flaccid? if so, probably not. research it more if it's bothering you.
foregen.org/


I can waste my time/money how I want, faggot


my dad always told me growing up to never get tattoos or piercings and to respect my body.
all of his sons are cut, it makes me fucking furious

I forgot to sage and I forgot to mention OP wants $75 for your own authentic Austin Power Penis Pump™ with shitty condom and rubber bands.

SNAKE OIL

You can't restore nerves and stem cells that were lost without stem cells

wait, this is actually a thing in americuck land?
little boys mutilated because a religion they're parents don't even follow demands it?

WHY YOU AMERICANS ARE CIRCUMCISED

I know that faggot OP didn't think this through (you can't "restore" foreskin) but I'm going to bump because I would like to save some Holla Forumsacks kids from getting the dreaded kike cock.

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OP is a faggot

I know that america is fast aproaching third world status but surely you still have running water?
you also don't have to fuck everything that moves

if you cut your hands off you never have to wash them again

The user you were replying to was agreeing with you.

He was pointing out the (((medical pro's))), but it was actually John Kellog. You know, the cereal guy.

Are you pretending to be retarded? I'm not arguing against that

How the fuck can a man cut a baby's dick? What goes through their heads?

The jews feed on discarded foreskin from babies to extend their lifespan. It's completely natural.

stretching the skin for a make shift foreskin removes keratinization of the skin given a period of time due to protection from fabric (this re-sensitizes your dong), gliding action in both sex and masturbation, and helps keep sexual fluids inside the vagina during sex.

A real holocaust is justifiable

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I was never circumcised either. I never understood why it was done. My only guess was pedophilia.

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Lad, should I cut just the little top of my dick (not the entire foreskin) if I have phimosis? My foreskin is like 1cm bigger than my dick.

nigger why is your dick so fucking dry? Mine looks similar but at least it has some moisture in it.

Also, fuck off with your product

It works. I've restored a lot using the TLC-X for about a year and a half now. I just wear it at night and don't really worry about it too much. I just want to remove the mark of the jew and have a healthy, covered glans at least. This device was made by some engineer in Chicago. It's a much simpler device than the one in your link, if any anons are curious.

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Oh, fuck off.

no. there's tools(pic, not recommending it or anything just an example) and steroids to stretch it out. go to your doc and if he tells you to cut it tell him to consider suicide and go to another doc.

THESE FUCKING IDIOTS AND KIKES ARE WHAT'S KILLING Holla Forums

"HURR DURR, ANYTHING THAT ISN'T A TRUMP WORSHIP THREAD ARE KIKES AND RAIDERS. SAGE AND REPORT"

REPORT AND FILTER THESE FUCKING FAGGOTS AND Holla Forums SPAMMERS

also, bump for sliding. This is probably pissing off the kikes.

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Why do you westerners mutilate your child genitals where there is absolutely no reason to do so?

They trust their doctors, who say it's the right thing to do. My mom says she watched it happen to me and "you weren't so happy looking." It really just shows how jewed out of our humanity many of us have become.

You think this may have been part of a larger breeding strategy?

Yeah, and from what I know, they are a company called foregen.

Fuck, I remember when they began 6 years. I've been waiting all this time for them to complete.


Same penis, kike.


Fixing phimosis is way easier than fixing a circumcision. The Jew wants you to fix it by removing it, instead of fixing it and keeping it.


Wanna tell me what's so degenerate, or am I missing something?

Oh lord, it's an air syringe, two silicone fittings, air valves, hard tubing, vinyl tubing, latex balloons, and rubber bands! Degeneracy!!!111111one!!!!!!

Your a fucking idiot.


I've tried the regular TLC tugger, and it's pretty good for gaining outer slack skin. I've experimented with a lot, and the TLC is pretty simplistic, by it's works pretty well.

What progress have you made so far, if you don't mind me asking?


You know what? That had never come across me before, and now that I think about it, the problem is coming into focus.

Maybe that's why this thread is being slid to death.

Bumping thread.

I can see a lot of pissed off kikes trying to slide it.

I went from a CI-2 to a CI-3, almost CI-4, in that time. It's actually been just a bit over a year, not a year and a half.

Ballpark Franks?

>>>/ck/

You're on the wrong board, my culinary friend.