my dad is watching spanking porn with his bedroom door locked, but its still clearly audible through the door. he is obviously trying to hide this from everyone else, but has failed miserably because somehow it never occurred to him to either mute it, turn the volume down, or use headphones.
should i tell him that i can hear him listening to porn?
the icing on top is that he's a devout mormon, which makes it funnier.
Turn up your own volume or better yet, put on headphones and pretend like everything is fine.
You should go in there and suck his cock while he watches porn. Once it's wet and hard, you should sit and ride your dad's dick til he blows a load in your ass
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yell at his door
DAD COME OUT THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE
Ask him if he wants to spank you, or just tell him to use headphones. Id be ashamed of being the spawn of someone so stupid though if i were you OP.
watch him
silently, no words, no whispers, no tears. Just dreams.
Don't say a word, OP.
Go fuck your mom, that will teach him
Go spank your mom, that'll teach him and her
you have multiple abortions here.
>wincest
What an irresponsible dad.
I feel bad for you OP.
Tomorrow dl a bunch of cp on his computer and then call the cops. Show his ass who is boss
Knock and tell him you got popcorn and want to watch also
This is not uncommon. I understand that Utah has some of the highest rates of porn viewing.
But the fact that you can hear him well enough to determine what kind of porn it is is delightfully dysfunctional.
You should call his phone repeatedly from an online phone service.
Let him spank you, that way you won't hear the porn anymore because he won't be watching it
this
yes, this
Dubs agree
give the man some respect.
If he owns the house and pays the bills, the least you can do is let him masturbate loudly.
either that or join him, whenever he's fapping, turn your speakers up and look at some porn.
when he notices, what's he gonna do?
its time to oil up.
Come on now user, who're u kidding here! It's not like you watch it as well Just ask him to join him in his leisure time the next time you here those welting slaps.
is for cucks
if your father doesnt have 7 wives hes a failure
ggood luck beta bloodline
we islam now?
Harems aren't just a muslim thing and neither is absence from porn.
Why you want your daddy to be suck a cuck that he has to hide what his pleasures are? If your so jelly then get your own house and family so you can fap to whatever you want without worrying what other will think
The fact that he's a moron is funny though, and if it was my dad I would tell him just in case he wasn't aware.