my dad is watching spanking porn with his bedroom door locked, but its still clearly audible through the door. he is obviously trying to hide this from everyone else, but has failed miserably because somehow it never occurred to him to either mute it, turn the volume down, or use headphones.
should i tell him that i can hear him listening to porn?
the icing on top is that he's a devout mormon, which makes it funnier.
Turn up your own volume or better yet, put on headphones and pretend like everything is fine.
You should go in there and suck his cock while he watches porn. Once it's wet and hard, you should sit and ride your dad's dick til he blows a load in your ass
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yell at his door
DAD COME OUT THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE
Ask him if he wants to spank you, or just tell him to use headphones. Id be ashamed of being the spawn of someone so stupid though if i were you OP.
watch him
silently, no words, no whispers, no tears. Just dreams.
Don't say a word, OP.
Go fuck your mom, that will teach him